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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem (S02E02)

"...is Dr. Sheldon Cooper."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Sheldon, we both agreed to do this. - It's a waste of time."
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"...as a lowly graduate student."
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"Oh, good God."
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"I weep for the future of science."
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"So, dumb-ass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night."
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"Excuse me, Dr. Cooper?"
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"I'm Ramona Nowitzki. I was at your talk last night."
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"God, now I'm gonna throw up."
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"Dr. Cooper, I've read everything you've published."
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"Woof."
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"The fact is, I'm quite close to a breakthrough..."
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"It's what I do."
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"...is turning a few heads as well."
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"It doesn't have to be coffee. How about dinner?"
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"- Excuse me? - Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork."
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"What a nice girl."
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"- Where you going? - Four-A."
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"Dr. Sheldon Cooper?"
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"Tall, thin, looks a little like a giant praying mantis?"
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"Thanks. Where should I put this?"
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"- The kitchen's fine. - Okay."
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"- Oh, hello. - Oh, sorry I'm late."
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"I got caught up reading the draft of your latest paper."
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"My hypotheses tend to have that effect."
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"Oh. Yeah. No, we were just going."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Okay, you two."
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"Okay, you guys, look, I know this is none of my business, but I just-- I have to ask."
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"What's Sheldon's deal?"
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"I'm an advocate of mitosis."
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"I believe, one day, Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food..."
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"- Hey, do you wanna hang out with us? - Well, what are you guys gonna do?"
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"My mom's making a brisket tonight."
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"- The one with the little onions? - Yeah."
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"Not in these pants."
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"She has a very unique way of, you know, revering me."
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"Oh, good one."
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"I see you got a grad student to fight your battles."
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"Okay, Dr. Cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough."
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"Aren't I?"
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"Oh! Tickles."
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"Sorry."
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"Ooh, boy."
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"Me."
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"...whatever this is."
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"I prefer to think of it as I'm pulling them forward."
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"I guess I can wait for the DVD."
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"- You only have to knock one-- - I don't have a lot of time."
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"Excuse me?"
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"- Hide you? - I formally request sanctuary."
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"- What are you doing? - It's Morse code."
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"This is B."
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"- I need your help. - What are you talking about?"
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"Yes. She's in the living room. Go. I'll wait here."
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"- Oh, hey. Hi. - Oh, bite me."
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"Sisters?"
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"I have the address."
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"So if you are considering going into experimental physics..."
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"...my door is always open."
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"Again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out."
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"...when you accidentally spill peach Snapple into a helium-neon laser."
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"The short answer is don't."
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"Now to tell you about the Theoretical Physics Department..."
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"- Dr. Cooper? - Forget it."
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"I might as well explain thermodynamics to a bunch of Labradoodles."
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"If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic-book store."
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"Hello."
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"Nice work with the laser, by the way."
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"Looking out at your fresh young faces..."
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"...I remember when I too was deciding my academic future..."
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"Of course, I was 14..."
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"...and had achieved more than you could ever hope to..."
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"Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes..."
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"...to succeed in theoretical physics."
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"It's more likely that you will spend your careers teaching fifth graders..."
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"...how to make papier-mâché volcanoes with baking-soda lava."
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"...to make any significant contribution to physics played a trick on you."
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"A cruel trick indeed."
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"Any questions?"
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"Of course not."
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"Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?"
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"I love this time of the year."
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"...about to put on just enough winter weight to make them needy and vulnerable."
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"Isn't there a policy against dating graduate students?"
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"Damn. There's always a catch."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Leslie."
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"The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat of those unprepared to hear it."
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"But why should I cater to second-rate minds?"
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"Because first-rate minds call you "dumb-ass.""
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"Oh, yeah? Well--"
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"You're a mean person."
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"- I think you're just brilliant. - Well, that is the prevailing opinion."
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"Howard Wolowitz, Department of Engineering..."
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"...co-designer of the International Space Station's liquid-waste-disposal system."
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"...and was wondering how you determined that three-dimensional string nets..."
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"...provided a unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons."
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"Amazing. An intelligent Labradoodle."
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"...in showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate."
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"Oh, my God. That would change the way we view the entire physical universe."
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"Again, ew."
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"I do. I love me a cup of Joe."
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"I never eat in strange restaurants. One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery."
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"Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident."
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"Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas."
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"- What if I brought food to your place? - That would be acceptable."
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"On Mondays, I eat Thai food."
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"Mee Krob and chicken satay with extra peanut sauce from Siam Palace."
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"Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?"
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"Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order."
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"- See? I'm sorry. - Okay. Guess I'm taking the stairs."
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"- Oh, are you here to see Leonard? - No, Dr. Cooper."
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"We're having dinner."
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"Sheldon Cooper?"
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"He is cute, isn't he?"
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"Sheldon Cooper?"
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"- Hi, Leonard. - Hey, Ramona. Come on in."
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"Uh-huh."
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"The viewing area's right over there."
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