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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Closure Alternative (S06E06)

"Answer honestly. This is not a trial."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh... maybe we were hacked."
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"You know, the Chinese have been hacking everything lately."
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"Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?"
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"You know, if you're trying to make space on the DVR,"
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"No, that's the season two finale."
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"Well, they can't cancel it."
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"there are two dumplings left. Do you want them?"
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"Dumplings?"
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"That show ended with all the residents of New York"
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"Now I'll never know what happened."
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"Well, why don't you make up your own ending?"
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"and give them what for."
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"Oh, please, don't do that."
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"You know? They have to help the viewers let go."
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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book."
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"they shouldn't have started a sci-fi channel."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x21 ♪ The Closure Alternative Original Air Date on April 25, 2013"
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"Whatever."
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"while I'm at work, right?"
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"I was Googling that girl I've been dating,"
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"No, no, I don't know if I should."
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"It's 6:30 in the morning."
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"I'm sorry you're upset."
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"I mean, you tell me stories about your day all the time."
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"I broke down, and I read Lucy's blog."
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"And in one of the entries,"
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"Well, that doesn't seem fair."
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"No, it's not."
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"So take what's in that blog"
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"Why do you have to make everything so filthy?"
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"her giving me the key to her heart?"
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"That's nice."
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"or is it tattooed on the small of your back?"
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"I was quoting a man"
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"(music playing over TV)"
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"Of course you loved it. How could you not love it?"
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"You know what?"
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"Never mind. We gave it a shot."
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"Well..."
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"I'm sorry I called it cute."
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"Yeah, it was fun."
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"But instead of vampires, we had meth heads."
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"(clears throat)"
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"But both came out at night and had messed up teeth."
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"Oh. Well, that's like my high school, too."
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"But instead of a curse, it was crabs. (laughs)"
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"What would be your plan for addressing it?"
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"so that the need for completion isn't so overwhelming."
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"By playing tic-tac-toe?"
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"And you wonder why people think neuroscience"
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"How does that make you feel?"
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"To have a-a desire"
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"Why does he love this show so much?"
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"Well, there was action, it was funny."
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"and saw millions of tiny microorganisms."
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"You think?"
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"(groans) That sounds like a lot of work."
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"Just tell me which one you think is more manly."
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"I got to go be butch. Toodles."
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"Hey. Hi."
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"Come in."
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"Yeah, well, I wouldn't get too close."
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"♪ O'er the land of the free ♪"
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"Sheldon, Sheldon, give it!"
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"Lucky for you, 'cause I wished you were dead."
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"Who's your favorite player?"
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"so I think I know what I'm talking about."
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"Wait, wait."
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"Why were you acting so strange tonight?"
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"Good."
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"when I went to see Taylor Swift."
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"which he knows is too big for my hand."
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"That's a big deal."
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"in matching costumes and go to Comic-Con?"
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"Leonard, I had an epiphany, not a stroke."
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"I'm a little surprised to hear you feeling so positive."
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"And a complete sucker."
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"Don't stop. Yes, keep going."
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"(sighs)"
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"Oh, smashing. Yeah, you already sound nicer"
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"I see."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Penny, have you been recording shows"
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"on our DVR again? No."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Help me out here. I can't afford another demerit."
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"I don't know."
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"I'm deleting it."
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"Well, hang on."
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"Maybe the Chinese haven't finished watching it yet."
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"why don't you just get rid of"
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"some of the stuff you've already watched?"
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"Like, um... Alphas."
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"That was quite the cliffhanger."
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"I'm going to re-watch it before season three starts."
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"There is no season three. They canceled that show."
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"It ended on a cliffhanger."
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"They did. PENNY: Uh, Sheldon,"
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"Don't you understand what's going on here?"
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"As a rule, no."
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"either dead or unconscious."
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"Oh, sure, what a wonderful idea."
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"And after that,"
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"I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene."
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"You know, instead of flossing, I'll rub pudding on my gums."
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"I'm going to get the number of the SyFy Channel"
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"No. They can't just cancel a show like Alphas."
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"Firefly did a movie to wrap things up."
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"Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season"
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"I feel bad for whoever gets that phone call."
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"Ah, don't."
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"If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds,"
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"I think you're gonna be really happy"
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"with this security camera."
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"The optics are great,"
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"it's got infrared technology,"
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"and there's even"
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