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Clips from The Cleveland Show - To Live and Die in Va. (S02E02)

"When the day is long"
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"The night is yours alone"
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"'Cause everybody cries"
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"And everybody hurts"
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"Oop, had it backwards."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"No, I don't have any marijuana."
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"I don't know, Cleveland."
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"...you're guaranteed to make a million dollars or less."
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"...it's managing money and not killing dreams."
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"...our couch money, and redeemed our Camel bucks..."
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"I mean, what are the odds of me falling in Walmart again?"
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"...from someone who's qualified to cut hair."
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"I knew you'd come around. We need you."
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"Come on."
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"Uh, guys, you might wanna come out here and take a look at this."
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"Whoa, whoa, Cleveland. I put everything I had into this truck."
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"Uh, leak."
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"Hey."
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"- Murray. - And a black kid."
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"Rallo, this is Vinnie."
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"Just take me back down to a Lionel Jefferson."
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"I mean, I've seen plenty of naked ladies in my..."
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"Oh, she ain't got no wiener. What happened to her wiener?"
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"Just like I got your nose."
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"Oh, hey, it's you. You ever catch that bologna?"
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"Misspelled "suicide.""
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"Oh, there he is!"
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"Huh."
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"Oh, boy. Here we go. Blame the beer truck."
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"...but the greed and the dumb-ass-itude of whoever was behind the beer truck."
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"Yes, you did."
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"Well, at least we'll be in hell together."
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"You know, we should offer to take her in."
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"Hey, Kiki, taking a little break?"
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"Fine. I wouldn't wanna be a burden."
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"Then say no."
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"No, I was just telling them a joke I heard at Murray's barbershop."
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"- Aah! - You are not to set foot..."
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"Oh, man. Murray and his friends are so lucky their mamas are dead."
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"But she's only here for a few days..."
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"...and, actually, some people eat cereal without marshmallows."
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"That wasn't an air mattress."
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"It was a $1500 Sealy Posturepedic pillow top."
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"Oh, I gotta get back to that barbershop."
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"We don't want your silky, flaxen tresses to get caught in your bowstring..."
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"But I do believe you have me confused with someone else."
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"I'm sorry. I had you confused with some..."
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"Lester, wait."
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"I mean, I saw you drive over that cliff."
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"Actually, it was a cliff."
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"That was probably confusing. Here, let me explain."
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"... instructing them to extend quickly and forcefully..."
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"... thus propelling my body out of the vehicle."
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"- So you jumped out of the truck. - Yup."
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"Giggety, giggety"
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"No. The world needs me."
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"Well, here it is."
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"Check it out, Cleveland. Futon, not too bad."
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"Your wife needs you, and I need you to get her out of my house."
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"Look, I've been with Kendra since my sophomore year in high school..."
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"Don't you get it? When I died, I finally felt alive."
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"You better get out of here before Dean Cain gets home."
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"Kids, good news."
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"Bomb threat at the school. Mama's home early."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Oh, see, she already knows."
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"Again, Rallo, just because we're black..."
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"...that doesn't mean we have to pretend Barbershop was a good movie."
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"Aw, heck with this. I'm going back to Vinnie's."
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"Oh, I'm not? You realize Junior answers to me."
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"Fine, go."
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"Look who's back, you old buzzards."
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"Run down to the liquor store and pick us up a bottle of gin..."
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"All right."
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"Hmm. I'm gonna try something."
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"Lester, listen. There's someone who wants to talk to you."
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"I'm tired of you telling me what to do. I'm in charge here."
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"...I'd have finally done something you're proud of."
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"And you'd start respecting me."
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"I don't respect you like I should..."
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"Oh, Lester."
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"Ha, ha! We're back in business."
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"And the night"
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"When you're sure you've had enough"
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"Of this life"
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"You've given me an idea. No time to waste."
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"Wait, do you still have that Moses staff?"
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"And... part!"
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"Uh, Terry, do I have tiny Jews in my hair?"
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"- Yeah, it looks like it. - Ha, ha."
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"- The Spanish ice cream truck's back. - Let's buy some pot."
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"Oh, just Cleveland."
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"Marijuana is illegal and immoral."
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"No, wait. That's cocaine."
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"I am here to talk to you about selling beer on the freeway."
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"That's right, I've invented a beer truck."
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"The business strategy is in your investment packets."
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"- I'm in. - Me too."
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"I just gotta show this to my lawyer."
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"It's just that me and Kendra have been sort of in-between jobs for the last 34 years."
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"But if you invest what little money you have in my beer truck idea..."
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"Fine. I'll ask my wife."
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"Oh, yeah. If there are two things women are great at..."
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"But that scrilla's gotta last us our whole lives."
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"Please."
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"No, Lester. The answer is no."
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"Now, why don't you get in here with me?"
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"How?"
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"Rallo, you've grown a foot and a half."
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"Young man, it is time I give you another haircut."
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"Oh, so suddenly my master's in cosmetology means nothing?"
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"Yeah, suddenly."
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"Well, then I guess I can't help you with that."
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"Little smart-ass."
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"I now christen thee Beer Force One."
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"It's Lester. What's he doing?"
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