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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult (S10E10)

"Uh, well, it's... it... you have to tear the fascial tissues"
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"in order to tone the muscles properly."
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"Hey, listen. We gotta make a bit of an"
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"to do the construction, so I was looking into what cults do to"
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"force people into labor when the mind tricks don't work, and one"
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"of them was a personality test, right?"
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"- it over their heads. - So, blackmail."
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"Yeah.♪ ♪"
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"It's really simple. It just measures the amount of"
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"guilt stressors that you're feeling."
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"You know, I took it, and I just... it's changed my life."
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"Yeah, Dee, what... what are"
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"- guilt stressors? - Oh, great question, great"
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"question. Apparently, secrets and lies"
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"lead to guilt stressors and that's not good, you guys."
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"- Oh, shit. - Yeah."
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"It does sound like good science."
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"So you guys just hang on to that machine and talk about all"
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"- your regrets. - And what are regrets, again?"
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"- Oh. - Oh, okay. Uh, okay."
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"- Do you want to... - Yeah, I'll go."
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"It pains me to think about how scared and confused it was and"
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"wondering, "Why am I not home, and why am I in some sort of"
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"- acid pond..." - Okay."
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"- guys, uh, give it a shot. - Oh."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause I don't really feel better, but..."
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"- Dee, his feet? - It doesn't make a goddamn"
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"- Oh, God. - Really?"
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"- Oh, I feel the burn. - Yeah, how's-how's the neck"
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"- It's actually a little tight. - It's a little tight."
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"- Okay. - ...and I'll give you some"
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"touch therapy, so you don't seem too weak for the master."
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"I don't suppose that could hurt."
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"Oh, hi. The water's wonderful."
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"came in first, do you? There's plenty of room."
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"- Let's-let's go... - I'm gonna go do a few more"
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"sets of kettlepops while, uh, running the block a few times."
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"- master. - Mm-hmm."
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"- You want to come? - Go, you go get yourself good"
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"- and banged up. - Okay."
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"- Oh, yeah... - Guys, guys, guys, there's"
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"been a mistake, a terrible mistake."
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"carpentry in Ass Kickers United. This has all been a test"
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"designed by the Master to figure out who the true believers are."
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"I passed, you failed and that's why I'm going to level two."
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"Wh-What? Where'd you get that from?"
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"Uh, it was implied in the newsletter."
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"two? Or an Ass Kicker, for that"
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"- He... bought in? - Come on, Ass Kickers, let's"
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"get out of here before we're tainted by this disgusting"
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"- woman. - All right. Crazy."
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"- Cool! - Failed that test."
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"Kick some ass, huh? Go kick some ass!"
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"Thought you could outmaster the Master, idiots?"
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"So you swayed 'em back. Uh, whatever."
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"- We can do that, too. - Do you think this is easy?"
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"You need years of practice to even sniff my talent for"
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"No, we cannot let him get away with this."
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"- more important. - Shit sandwich?"
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"What? Why? What is that? No. God."
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"No, this is about control now. This is about control and it's"
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"about beating Dennis. I know exactly what we need to"
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"do."
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"- He's out? - He's lit."
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"- Charlie. - Say it louder."
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"- It is I... the Master! - Am I dreaming?"
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"- You're having a vision. - Am I peeing?"
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"- Just read the card. - You and the other Ass Kickers"
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"- Congregate. - Congregate, what does that"
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"...congregate."
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"Get all the Ass Kickers together and meet at Mac and Dennis's"
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"Charlie... you've graduated to the next level."
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"know all the secrets of the universe."
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"He's gonna put all those brains in my head."
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"I'll do them. I'm peeing."
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"Hey, you guys ready... Holy shit!"
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"Whoa! What the hell happened in here?"
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"and Jo-Jo and they got their construction crew in here."
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"- There's a wall. - Oh, you're goddamn right"
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"- What are you good at? - Good at my... I'm a good"
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"- that the master laid out. - I'm gonna take Tiny in the"
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"other room and make the pods ready."
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"- Yeah. - Of course we got pods."
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"you need pods. Am I right, Master?"
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"- Do-Do I get a pod? - Okay, guys, guys, guys..."
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"- This place looks great. - You're goddamn right this"
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"- place looks great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty"
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"impressive stuff, Dee, but, uh... it doesn't seal the deal."
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"Yeah, we've got some big news here."
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"that the Master could've texted you when he's been here with us"
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"- That makes so much sense. - Yep. Yes."
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"the Master, and of course I would never question the word of"
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"someone so... wise. But I actually got a text from"
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"- Oh, shit. - "Oh, shit," is right, you"
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"guys. That's the... he's the big guy."
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"He sits right at the tippy-tippy-top, and he made it"
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"- The final circle. - Yeah, okay, sure, but hang on"
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"a second. Can I please talk to you for"
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"- just a quick second? - Sure, sure, sure."
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"Now, why don't you guys get yourselves all lathered up in"
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"lighter fluid and, uh, you're gonna get ready to light"
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"yourselves ablaze."
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"- All right. - Thank you for trusting me."
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"- Yeah, of course. - I did it. I won."
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"I am the most charismatic leader."
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"I got Tiny to eat a shit sandwich."
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"- Ugh! - Oh!"
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"I got him to eat a poopy."
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"were going to another dimension. I'm the winner."
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"on fire for me. I'm the winner."
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"- Oh... - Guys, guys, hang on a second."
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"- The winner of what? - The... the Ass Kickers, okay?"
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"- What? - It's mine, it's... the whole"
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"- thing's made up, I made it up. - Master Rex, is this true?"
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"- No, Dee. - What if the Supreme Overlord"
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"tries to contact us? He has to know where we are."
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"- on the mother ship now. - Oh, my God! Unbelievable!"
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"- Good luck, Jo-Jo! - Thank you!"
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"My apartment is not a spa."
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"Oh, Dee, this is Joe-Joe, Tiny, Charlie you know."
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