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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult (S10E10)

"this, okay? Ass Kickers United is a way of"
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"ever achieve enlightenment through the way of the warrior."
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"Your place looks like shit. What happened?"
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"- goons started a queer club. - Hmm."
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"Listen up! According to the Master, guys,"
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"- Ow. - Then a hammer."
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"I'm gonna get you what you want. You just got to let me do my"
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"- Mm, yeah, okay. - You gonna goddamn blow this for me?"
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""Ladies are now mandatory. Each of you dick bags must"
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"somebody take a roll and stick doody in it, and then they put"
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"- I'll take three. - Okay. And Mrs. Mac?"
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"- The women. The women, dude. - Oh."
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"- Who wants that around? - Oh. Uh..."
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"Hey, we're gonna, uh, go swing some hammers."
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"Look, I do construction for a living."
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"- Some. But I'm running lower. - Have some of mine. Here."
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"- Are those Thin Mints? - Oh, yeah, big time, dude."
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"- I'm talking to her. - I can't breathe."
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"So you bend and you snap. But snap your head back."
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"- And snap! - Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank."
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"- working. Go ahead. - Yeah, okay, you got it."
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"- I have read that. - Oh, really?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Well, it's science."
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"I'm not proud of it. It just kind of happened."
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"- I did. - Am I good, am I good?"
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"- When did you get in here? - Oh, you don't mind that we"
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"- Yeah, nice. - Don't want to disappoint the"
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"I got a new newsletter from the Master."
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"level two as well, but he'll be directly under me."
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"manipulation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have"
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"- Charlie, wake up! - Huh?"
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"- Uh... - Is he peeing?"
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"- Sweet. - Yeah, there's just a few"
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"Guys, I've got an announcement to make."
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"- the whole time. - Rex is the Master?"
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"Are you kidding me? They were gonna light themselves"
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"The winner of the Ass Kickers. It-it's mine, it's not theirs."
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"No, no, can't we go anywhere else?"
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"It's not a routine, Dee, and there is nothing weird about"
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"You taking a day off or something, is that okay?"
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"How's that neck, Cindy?"
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"- I'm trying to hurt her. - What?"
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"- We need to talk. - Uh, yo, Cindy, you keep"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- No. - Well, how is Dennis in level"
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"Hey, do you like it? Yeah, well, before Master Rex"
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"- Dennis is gonna shit his pants. - Yeah... why?"
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"- No, man, don't do it! - Oh, shit!"
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"We'll get you some help, okay?"
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"- Oh, God. - Yeah."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Stop!"
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"- "The Master sayeth." Mm-hmm."
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"Sweet. All right. Who signed you up?"
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"I have so much alcohol, and I gave him three bottles of Fight"
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"- Okay. Here we go. - Charlie."
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"- mean? - It doesn't matter, just say it."
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"person, and you know what? It's time to... to do the plan"
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"- commit suicide. - I knew it!"
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"Run!"
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"- This is good-bye! - No... goddamn it, no!"
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"Why the would I...? What?! No, this isn't about fun."
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"Yeah, exact-exactly. All right, well, at least he's"
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"the newsletter and fix up the apartment, then I'm just gonna"
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"Go ahead."
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"driving me crazy. Worst of all, he was eating all"
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"- Thank you. Thank you. - Okay, so, time to dial it up"
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"All right, now, they're called hammer jerks, and it's"
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"- thing. - That-that-that sounds good."
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"there's a wall. I'm good."
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"Frank, I just spoke for five straight minutes."
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"Oh! Frank, Frank,"
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"You're gonna blow the thin mint thing?"
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"- the mother ship. - Lord Zolo?"
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"- What? - Dee, Mac didn't start this"
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"take a day off from kicking ass, okay?"
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"No, no, no. The one eating paint chips off the wall."
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"Uh, yeah, those are paint chips there, pal."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Then you snap, then you jerk."
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"wouldn't like that. And I'm sorry."
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"- What the hell's this? - Just watching a little TV."
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"- pain. - I'm not talking to you."
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"- Goddamn it, Charlie. - It's fine. You know, the guys"
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"We got a... wow. Holy shit."
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"- Dee, where do my feet go? - Oh, it doesn't matter."
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"- reading anything about that. - It was implied, okay?"
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"Well... she thinks she has a tear in her uterine wall, so it"
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"Okay, you ready? Got your cards? Okay."
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"- You're just gonna go?! - I mean..."
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"understand, that was a whole thing."
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"- What does that mean? - Oh, God."
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"Just... Sick of you guys doing your"
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"- What the hell is this?! - One more! Wah!"
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"- Stop, two, three. - One, two, three, four. Stop."
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"my thin mint cookies, and, so, you know, playing on Mac's"
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""Kicking ass in life is all about drywall.""
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"Really? Oh, kind of want to see that."
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"Like, how does the Master know about Wolf Cola?"
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"Oh, he's an aficionado of all beverages."
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"- clear: No women, no gays. - I don't ever remember you"
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"An Ass Kicker must avoid thin mints."
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"- I love these things. - I notice, uh... you look a"
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"adjustment. Tiny and Jo-Jo, they don't want"
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"I'll go. Yeah. Where do my feet go, Dee?"
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"- might be a while. - All right."
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"- matter? - Oh, he bought in."
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"- things you have to do. - Okay."
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"- Uh-oh. - Oh..."
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"- Come on, Tiny. - Oh, we got pods?"
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"Lord Zolo's gonna take you guys on that mother ship with him,"
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"the Supreme Overlord Master. And that's Rex's master."
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"You idiot! I got these guys to think they"
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"- Oh, don't ask Rex, what...? - The fire is started."
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"- Hammer. - Ow! Bend."
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"This is supposed to be a men's club, you know?"
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"- And then we'll go to Dee's. - Yeah, right?"
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"Thank you so much for trusting me with this."
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"- Bend, snap. - Damn it."
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