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Clips from Scrubs - My Quarantine (S04E04)

"We're even. Good night, sir."
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"Dr. Kelso made me realize that lies come back to haunt you,"
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"I knew I couldn't let her go out that door."
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"- Let's go. - Kylie, wait."
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"I paid Steve 50 bucks and an IOU for another 120"
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"I had sex with her a lot."
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"- Why are you telling me this? - If I don't come clean,"
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"I know it will come back to haunt me, ruin us, I don't want that."
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"Wait. You know, if we leave like that, that's how you'll remember tonight."
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"Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,"
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"Not too many."
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"I think your shirt stopped the bleeding."
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"Thanks for the shirt, Lonnie."
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"Could be SARS."
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"I forgot that if any doctor suspects SARS,"
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"it's cause for immediate quarantine lockdown."
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"Why do you think I brought you in here?"
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"Only thing I detest more than treating patients"
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"...finish!"
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"This sucks. I need to look like a stud. I can't unless I save somebody's life."
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"do a wet-to-dry dressing change, and go ahead and top him off"
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"- The guy's in a coma. - Not all of him."
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"Stop."
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"Come on, Steve. Stay with me, buddy!"
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"You know, I feel like you guys just use me for my money."
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"- Clear! - I'm alive!"
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"J.D., one. Lord, zero."
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"Just like that, love was in the air."
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"...you dated the devil. - Turk."
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"That sounded like the word "cake"."
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"I barely know her."
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"- What are you doing? - I need more cash."
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"- Hey, baby. - Keep it together."
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"You had to do that?"
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"Exactly. When I get out of here, I'll treat her better than anyone has."
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"I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys."
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"Personally, I hope it's all three."
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"They say all horrible things eventually come to an end."
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"Adios, assface."
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"Yeah. I understand."
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"We're short. He needs his bedsores redressed."
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"Six hundred, so far."
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"or wrap it up in my sports coat"
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"No, no, no. It's just a box."
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"This thing's dead. That'll be $120."
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"A talking box."
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"- Dr Dorkian, I presume? - The ex-girlfriend from hell."
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"Lord! That's a one-day moustache?"
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"Except for that glorious moustache."
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"- That's it! - Turk!"
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"Bear in mind, I need absolute honesty here or I will brain you."
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"after spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets."
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"- He's your bitch, isn't he? - Yeah."
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"- Wow! - Can I have a piece of that face cake?"
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"- Have you been to Hong Kong, sir? - Yeah."
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"and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons."
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"- What? - Fifty bucks, or I tell her."
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"- I don't have it! - Get it!"
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"You never asked if I dated Dr Cox. You can ask me anything."
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"- And red peppers. - And green peppers."
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"Who ate my face fake?"
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"On a first date, I could see what a guy was wearing"
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"- How many have you watched? - One."
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"Does "hang out" mean choke you?"
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"- did you say you loved basketball? - Yeah."
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"He had red eyes."
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"Are you doing this because I forgot to shave?"
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"There's possums everywhere!"
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"- I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do."
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"Say I'm Glenn!"
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"No, Lonnie."
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"Yeah, you did."
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"Yeah, sure. I'd love to."
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"Well, let's see."
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"So be honest but not too honest, cos I'm feeling a little chunky."
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"Do you remember that quarantine we had seven years ago?"
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"- Hi, Glenn. - Hey."
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"even little ones about cake."
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"So get it together."
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"Oh, yeah! Time to shine."
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"I race motorcycles."
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"The entire ensemble works. The jacket never comes off."
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"Careful. His hoof is bleeding on the gear shift."
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"I'm saving this for my party tonight."
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"- Say she's mine, Murphy! - Not till you kill me!"
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"And pineapples?"
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"The lies begin again."
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"He did."
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"until they like you enough to show them who you are."
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"I'm not looking for a project."
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