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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - A New Cup (S02E02)

""No commission on Bret's job.""
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"- What about you, Jemaine? - What?"
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"Do you have an outside- source income?"
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"Yeah, sort of."
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"I could work on that with you and get a cut of it."
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"You don't want to."
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"- I'd like to. - No."
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"I need some money."
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"Hey, carol, it's Jemaine here."
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"do you remember how we slept together"
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"about six times I think it was"
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"last year in february?"
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"Uh, yeah. I'm a prostitute now."
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"Um, so I was wondering if I might be able to get some money for that,"
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"That's $3 off."
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"Also, would you be interested in going out sometime?"
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"I'd love that. Okay, bye."
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"- Any luck? - Possibly, yeah. Very promising."
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"You should be prostituting yourself, Bret."
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"No, I found being a prostitute degrading."
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"Free condoms. Free condoms from the human condom!"
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"Jemaine, are you prostituting yourself in front of my building?"
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"No. How did you know that?"
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"- Did Bret tell you? - No."
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"I saw it on the advertisement on the lobby notice board."
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"Did you take that off the lobby notice board?"
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"Yes and I don't have my own copy."
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"I just don't think we're gonna be able to pay our rent otherwise."
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"- We're bankrupt. - Oh."
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"Try hotels... fancy ones and ones near the airport."
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"- Oh, okay. - Yeah."
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"Thanks for the suggestion."
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"- How did you know that? - I read it in a book."
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"- Just a normal book. - Just a very normal book."
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"- Just a super... - a book that tells you where to sell your body."
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"Just a normal book with all kinds of facts."
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"- That's one of 'em. - What was the title?"
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""Just how to get it done.""
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"This lift is so slow."
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"Okay, band meeting. Bret?"
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"Present."
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"Jemaine. Not present."
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"Absent."
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"Bret. No, I've done you."
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"This has put me all out of whack. Where's Jemaine?"
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"He's out working the beat."
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"- Working the beat? - Yeah."
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"- Drumming? - No, he's a gigolo."
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"- A what? - He's a prostitute."
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"Jemaine's a hooker."
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"A whore? Is he?"
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"- A prostitute. - A male prostitute."
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"Jemaine shouldn't be doing this."
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"Indeed he should not, sir."
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"Uh, Murray, who's... who's this?"
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"Oh, this is nigel soladu."
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"He's my new business partner."
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"- From the internet? - Yes!"
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"Can you imagine it? Out of the hundreds of people that use the internet,"
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"only I was willing to help him."
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"- This is Bret. - Hi."
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"Bret, you've got to get out there and stop Jemaine."
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"All right? He shouldn't be selling himself to the street!"
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"Jemaine doesn't think it's degrading."
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"- It is degrading. - It is degrading."
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"He's just putting on a brave face."
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"- No one likes being a prostitute. - Jemaine likes it."
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"Well, why don't you become a prostitute?"
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"Why aren't I a prostitute?"
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"Why aren't I a prostitute, Bret?"
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"We could all be in a prostitute club."
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"It's 'cause of that cup. You should never have bought that cup."
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"I just wanted a new cup. We only had one cup."
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"So there's two of us"
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"anyway, good news on the money front, right?"
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"My family thanks you for the loan."
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"Thanks to Murray's trust and generosity,"
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"your band investment fund has seen a very healthy profit."
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"We can get your guitars back and we can pay your power Bill."
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"Something you'd like to say to Mr. Soladu?"
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"Thank you very much, nigel."
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"- all right, don't go on about it... thank you for that."
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"Good. Also, I've got something to say."
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"Nagoota tata lacie."
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"Did I say that right?"
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"I don't know what you said."
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"I'm still trying on that one."
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"Would you be okay if I were to use your computer?"
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"- I would like to check my email. - Yes, certainly."
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"There's the keyboard here. There's the mouse."
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"There's the TV screen."
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"Okay, be quiet. Don't say anything."
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"You've got to get out there and save Jemaine."
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"It's getting dark. It's very dangerous"
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"when you're out on the streets as a man prostitute."
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"- I'll go tell him. - Go, Bret."
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"Okay, see ya."
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"Eugene, have you seen Jemaine?"
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"Uh, I... he went..."
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"♪ ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪"
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"♪ it's a cold night beneath the street light ♪"
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"♪ there's a man whose pants are too tight ♪"
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"- ♪ his pants are too tight ♪ - ♪ my pants are too tight ♪"
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"♪ he stands there, an empty stare ♪"
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"♪ trying to make enough money for his cab fare home ♪"
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"♪ he'll have to walk home tonight ♪"
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"♪ don't have enough for the ride ♪"
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"♪ the streets are cruel, he just acts cool ♪"
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"♪ he goes to work with only his one tool ♪"
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"♪ you can put away your tool, Jemaine ♪"
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"♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪"
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"♪ no no no no no ♪"
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"♪ you can say no to being a man-ho ♪"
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"♪ a male gigolo ♪"
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"♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪"
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"♪ no no no no no ♪"
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"♪ you can say no to being ♪"
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"♪ a night-look, a boy hook, a red boy bro-ho ♪"
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"♪ he cannot see his way out ♪"
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"♪ I cannot see my way out ♪"
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