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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - A New Cup (S02E02)

"♪ he can't see his way out ♪"
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"♪ male prostitution seems to be my only option ♪"
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"♪ he can't see his way out ♪"
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"♪ I cannot see my way out ♪"
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"♪ he can't see his way out ♪"
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"♪ no no no no no ♪"
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"♪ he's selling cheap thrills to pay expensive bills ♪"
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"♪ but check your resume, you must have some other skills ♪"
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"♪ do you have any other skills... like typing? ♪"
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"♪ they see him wanting to please them ♪"
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"♪ wanting to play them, but they don't even pay him ♪"
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"♪ oh no no ♪"
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"♪ they don't think he's worth it at all ♪"
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"♪ though they are no one, he tries to bring them home ♪"
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"♪ maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone ♪"
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"♪ ooh, you have a roommate, Jemaine ♪"
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"♪ don't bring them home ♪"
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"♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪"
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"♪ no no no no no ♪"
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"♪ you can say no to being a man-ho ♪"
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"♪ a male gigolo ♪"
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"♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪"
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"♪ no no no no no ♪"
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"♪ you can say no to being ♪"
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"♪ a night-look, a boy hook, a red boy bro-pro. ♪"
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"look, so... I have $200. is that enough?"
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"Yeah, I should be able to get"
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"- Oh, great. - Yeah."
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"I have a few rules. No laughing,"
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"That's one. Um, number two:"
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"If you go overtime,"
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"I'm gonna have to charge you for the next 20 minutes."
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"Uh, yes I do."
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"Okay."
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"- Bret. - Jemaine."
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"You don't need to be a prostitute."
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"It's fine, man. Mr. Soladu's money came through."
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"- Get out of here. - No, I'm serious. It's totally fine."
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"Murray said it's degrading as well."
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"Oh, it isn't degrading. It's fine."
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"I just feel bad 'cause I got the cup."
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"- No, don't worry about it. - Really?"
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"- Yes yes, get out of here. - It is more social."
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"- Yeah, exactly. - You can sit down, have a cup of tea together."
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"Get out, Bret. I've got a customer. It's a pretty woman."
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"- Police department. Open up."
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"- Police. - Open up."
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"I called them to come and save you."
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"New York city police."
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"You, are you the prostitute?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"You're a prostitute as well?"
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"A bit boring in jail, eh?"
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"There's nothing to do."
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"I knew if you bought a cup, we'd end up in jail."
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"I knew it."
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"Are these your guys?"
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"Yes, this is them."
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"- Hello, guys. - Hey, Murray."
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"Wow. This is a turnout for the books, huh?"
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"This is the lowest of the low."
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"You're an embarrassment to new zealand."
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"Jemaine, was it a good thing to prostitute yourself?"
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"- Well... - no, it wasn't."
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"And, Bret, you're lucky I'm bailing you out."
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"And unfortunately I've had to use all the profits from the nigel soladu fund,"
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"so we're back at square one."
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"- Typical, isn't it? - At square one again?"
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"Yes. We were at square two, but now we're back."
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"- When was that? - Let's stop talking about squares."
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"Let's go. You're like a couple of..."
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"When's the electricity coming back on?"
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"They said it would be on by now."
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"What time is it?"
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"You'll be pleased about that."
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"♪ girls surround me when I'm standing on the stoop ♪"
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"♪ giving me gifts like free chicken soup ♪"
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"♪ book tokens, free chicken soup ♪"
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"♪ standing on the corner going... ♪"
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"♪ standing on the corner going... ♪"
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"- I've seen you do it. - Bret's always massaging."
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"- to begin with. - Are you..."
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"Prostitution is a quick way of making money."
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"I'm walking."
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"Good one, nigel. Why isn't nigel a prostitute?"
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"50% extra."
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"- If you must. - What?"
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"I am. I'm not."
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"Yes, but the point is because of your $2.79 spending spree,"
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