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Clips from The Simpsons - Father Knows Worst (S20E20)

"Tofu cubes, tidy joes, chili con cottage cheese,"
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"pecan blandies, cream of steam, you-guess-thems."
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"Man, who comes up with this stuff?"
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"Old comedy writers who now have to work at our kitchen."
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"The one rule we had on Charles in Charge is, Charles must always be in charge."
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"- Oh, yeah. That makes sense to me. - That's a great rule."
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"Lunch card. Lunch card."
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"- Lunch card. - Don't have one."
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"Dad, what are you doing here?"
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"Son, from now on, I'm eating all my meals here at school with you!"
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"Come on. Relax. I won't embarrass you."
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"- $3.85. - Yeah."
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"Can I work it off? Don't worry. I won't embarrass you!"
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"I'll start you on Jell-O."
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"(SINGING) I'm big and yellow and I'm serving Jell-O"
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"If you're a fellow and you want some Jell-O"
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"You better bellow"
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"Hey, big guy! Give me some Jell-O"
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"No Jell-O for you, Bart. It'll keep you up at night,"
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"like last week when you crawled into bed with me and Mommy."
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"Sure is hot back here."
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"And there we go."
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"Don't worry. I won't embarrass you."
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"I used to date your daughter."
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"Buddy, I'm here to eat, not make interesting conversation."
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"It's bad enough I have to be here three days a week."
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"Well! I know when I'm not wanted!"
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"- Am I wanted? - No."
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"Hi. Homer Simpson. Mind if I sit near your son? Mine sucks."
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"Well, we certainly are proud of Noah. He's a straight-A student."
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"Noah! State capitals, alphabetical order, on my clap."
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"Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta, Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge,"
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"Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Capital City, Carson City."
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"Wow. He's terrified of you."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"You come to school to help him get good grades?"
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"Isn't that why we pay public school teachers those enormous salaries?"
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"Well, call me over-involved,"
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"but someday, your son will be my son's chauffeur."
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"Well, I hope your son enjoys being driven around"
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"by the President of the United States."
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"Really? Let's see what the future president's doing right now."
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"(SNORTING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(STUTTERING)"
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"You don't see many presidents doing that. Maybe LBJ, you know, at the end."
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"It's not your son's fault. It's yours."
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"You have to hover over your kid's shoulder to force him to succeed."
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"It's called helicopter parenting."
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"I don't have to helicopter Bart. I've got a backup plan called Lisa."
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"Oh, right. Your second grader. Sure she's smart,"
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"but how could she be successful if she's not popular?"
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"Do you mind if I join you?"
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"- Well, that depends. What are you eating? - Baked potato, side salad, and a..."
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"Well, we're having cold shoulder."
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"- Is this seat taken? - No. Go ahead. Take it."
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"Take it way over there."
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"Oh, my God."
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"My son's a loser and my daughter's a Ioner."
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"Way to go, Marge!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"- Marge, where have you been? - Well, I..."
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"No time! I'll just deduce where you were from a list of possibilities in my head."
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"That makes sense. Moving on."
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"If we don't get more involved in their lives, Bart and Lisa are gonna be failures,"
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"- failures who work for Noah! - Noah. I like that name."
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"Noah."
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"New-ah. Noah."
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"Aren't you the one who usually worries about stuff?"
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"Am I?"
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"If Marge doesn't worry about the kids, then that leaves me!"
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"Help me, mayonnaise!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Look at all these helicopter parents. I hope Bart's doing okay on his own."
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"(VOCALIZING)"
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"There's no future in that!"
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"Don't forget, children."
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"Monday is the balsa wood model building competition."
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"The American Balsa Council will award this year's winner"
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"a $1000 savings bond for their college education."
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"$1000? That's what my house is worth."
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"Bart Simpson, what will you be making?"
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"I don't know."
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"Time to take control of my son's life. Let's see. What can he build?"
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"Too obvious."
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"Gotta be something from earth."
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"You're no help!"
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"Perfect."
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""The Washington Monument?""
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"- Washington Monument. - I like Bart's idea."
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"My mistake."
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"Black Hawk down! Black Hawk down!"
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"Lisa, I found this book"
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"in the "What's wrong with my daughter" section of the bookstore."
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"It tells you how you can get popular."
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"Dad, if I join a clique, I'll be the kind of person I hate."
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"Sweetie, our country was founded by a clique,"
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"the Continental Congress! Dolphins swim in cliques."
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"Those are my two examples."
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"Well, they are good ones."
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"And to show you how this book works, I will demonstrate on some rats."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"Let's try what chapter seven calls "Unsults,""
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"insults disguised as compliments."
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"Hey, Lenny."
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"It takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders when you're not in the circus."
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"Well, that's very nice of you... Hey! Are you saying my clothes are clown-like?"
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"See? It works. And unsults are just the beginning."
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"There's also "Envytations," "Hate hugs," "Spamming with faint praise," and..."
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"Hey, everyone, wanna go get frozen yogurt?"
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"- I do... - Yeah!"
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"I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't mean "everyone" everyone."
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"- Hope you don't mind? - No. That's all right."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"If I didn't sell booze, they probably wouldn't even come here!"
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"And that, my dear girl, is called the Toledo Take-back."
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"Dad, I don't want to hurt people's feelings."
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"I see. Well, maybe you're not ready for this book."
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"- It is more of a big girl thing. - I'm a big girl! I'm a big girl!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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