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Clips from The Simpsons - Father Knows Worst (S20E20)

"- He did? - He did?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Son, you buy an awful lot of airplane glue, but you never buy any models."
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"Oh, right. Models."
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"One Messerschmitt 262, a '67 SS GTO,"
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"an Alfred E. Neuman, with interchangeable arms."
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"- We'd like some balsa wood, please. - Enough to build a Washington Monument."
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"What scale are you using?"
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"What cologne are you wearing? None of your business!"
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"Now we'd like our Washington Monument"
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"to be one-five hundredth the size of the real one."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Washington Monument? Aren't you gonna even try?"
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"- What do you mean? And who are you? - I'm your son's principal."
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"And the Washington Monument is the most uninspired model choice there is."
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"It's like saying, "I don't care. My kid's a loser.""
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"But... You..."
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"What's the hardest model there is?"
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"That would be, Westminster Abbey."
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"Attention, parents, children and childless weirdoes,"
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"my son and I are going to build Westminster Abbey!"
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"- You've gotta be crazy! - Prepare to be frustrated."
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"You won't get past the north transept!"
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"Hey, how hard can it be? All we have to do is follow the directions."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Marge, the boy and I will be making Westminster Abbey."
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"Blabby's gonna build an abbey. Groovy."
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"But first, as part of Operation Popularity,"
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"Lisa and I are hosting a "Decorate Your Own Cell Phone" party in the backyard."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Britney and Caitlin are here! Where's my spray-on tan?"
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"(HOMER READING)"
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"Why do I always read the labels after?"
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"Ladies, we've got it all. Rhinestones, stickers, tassels,"
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"everything to make those $100 phones look like $5 toys!"
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"- Lisa, this party is twisted! - You're fierce!"
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"I've never been called fierce before."
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"Strident. Hectoring has been tossed around."
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"Let me take a picture of you for my cell phone."
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"I'll put you on my desktop."
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"I'm gonna make you my friend on Facebook."
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"- Please confirm. - Confirmed!"
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"(YELLS)"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"I am such a great parent to both my kids."
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"Hello, little girl. Who do you belong to?"
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"All the other parents are doing it for their kids."
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"Now stand back and I'll take it from here."
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"A little further back."
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"- Do you want me to watch and learn? - No. That kind of creeps me out."
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"Must finish Poets' Corner or Bart will work for Noah"
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"with his hot mom."
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"(SNORING)"
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"That's not Henry VII! That's Henry VI! Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
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"Homer, don't give up till you finish my dear abbey!"
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"Geoffrey Chaucer? What are you doing here?"
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"Well, I'm buried here,"
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"and I want to tell you you're right to do all Bart's work for him."
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"It's the best thing for the boy."
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"That's terrible advice."
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"Anne of Cleves?"
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"What you do for your son, he'll never learn to do for himself."
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"And where is this delightful boy?"
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"Oscar Wilde?"
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"Homer, there are only two tragedies in life."
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"One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
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"But that makes no sense!"
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"Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes."
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"Shut up!"
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"These days, man knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
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"Whatever happened to "boo"?"
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"Now we could smash the real Westminster Abbey so it looks like this."
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"(GROANS) There are no flights to London till 5:00."
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"Welcome to Springfield Elementary's Next Top Model Building Contest."
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"- Kenny, he said your show. - I watched it once!"
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"Now, judges, start your nodding."
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"Mmm. Mmm-hmm."
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"Meticulous."
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"Mmm?"
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"Hmm."
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"Skinner!"
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"These models are clearly the work of meddling parents."
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"The only entry that repels my eye enough to be constructed by a student is this one."
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"Congratulations, son. At least you followed the rules."
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"Yes! Yes! In your face, losers! This helicopter is taking off!"
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"(IMITATING HELICOPTER)"
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"I didn't make this terrible model. My dad did."
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"Why can't you guys let us do things for ourselves?"
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"In the words of Oscar Wilde, "Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.""
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"I saw him, too, Dad."
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"From now on, the only thing I'll ever do for you is cosign if you want a gun."
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"Well, at least I made Lisa popular."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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""I H8 this"?"
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"I'm sorry, Dad. These girls are nice on the surface."
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"But it's hard work staying this shallow. I hope you understand."
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"Yeah. It's clear to me now."
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"The best thing I can do as a parent is simply check out."
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"No, there's a middle ground."
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"- Lisa, a light bulb is either on or it's off. - Not if you use a dimmer switch."
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"That's what the dimmer switch companies want you to think."
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"- What's wrong, Homie? - I tried to fix the kids' lives."
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"But instead, I led them to rich and rewarding personal decisions of their own."
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"Well, I know a place in this house where you can really relax."
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"The mattress the dog sleeps on in the cellar?"
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"No. I gave that to the homeless shelter."
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"- That was stuffed with cash! - Well, I'll make you forget all about it."
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"(BOTH SIGHING)"
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"(BOTH MOANING)"
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"I feel like I've died and gone to hell."
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"The Simpsons"
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"(ALL VOCALIZING)"
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"Big deal! I could juggle six pins if they let me use a unicycle."
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"(SCREAMS IN PAIN)"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"(BELL TOLLING)"
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