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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard - Daisy's Song (S01E01)

"Come on."
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"Daisy can cause more trouble than a brand-new baby."
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"usually obeyed out of love, but always obeyed."
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"That sounded reaI good, Daisy."
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"That's took."
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"But you gotta remember, boys..."
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"It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better."
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"Jojo, that stuff ready for the pressing pIant yet?"
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"Is that stuff ready for the pressing pIant yet?"
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"Dodie."
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"Come on in, feIIas. Come in."
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"No kidding? How about that?"
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"-He's got it. -Yeah."
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"Gee, I knew it was tough to get into show business."
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"And GeneraI Lee."
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"Luke, if you don't beIieve in this, how come you're doing it?"
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"Because facing a goriIIa with two guns is easier than facing Jesse. Let's go."
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"Now, Daisy, you pay cIose attention, aII right?"
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"Sorry, Boss."
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"Those dummies are stiII carrying the evidence."
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"From there, things went downhill. But everybody has a talent."
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"Boss has been chased by everything, from revenuers to bloodhounds..."
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"When it comes to basic cunning..."
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"old Boss was plumb eat up with it."
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"about nearly getting caught in a police raid."
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"Of course that can never happen in Hazzard..."
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"Caught Iike poor trash in a poIice raid!"
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"was because they didn't recognize who you are. You know...."
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"Wait a minute."
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"That's aII weII and good, but this isn't heIping Daisy with her situation."
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"If those cops bIew that raid yesterday, maybe we can find another way."
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"I'II put together a rehearsaI tape on both of them."
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"shouIdn't you be offering me a drink?"
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"I'm gonna put on my tape, and you can Iisten."
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"You see, I've got this freak voice. So I do sound-aIikes."
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"And with aII these singers getting rich, imitating peopIe who are dead..."
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"I decided to puII a switch and sound Iike peopIe who are aIive."
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"Yeah, I thought we might. When can we start?"
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"We'II use stoIen music tracks behind you."
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"-Did he go for it? -Did he take the bait?"
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"lf you're wondering why they climb in and out of their car windows..."
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"No, Boss, she doesn't do Kate Smith."
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"Set it up. They're protected. I own this county!"
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"Kind of stick out, don't they?"
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"Didn't Starr hire himseIf some rookie hoods?"
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"It's just that tomorrow, when I go into that studio..."
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"I'm gonna be treated Iike somebody."
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"Did Starr say anything about where the studio is?"
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"Yeah, Boss. Now, I understand."
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"and the bank turns up missing."
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"who got away."
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"with some big organization just Iike yours."
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"Early next morning, everybody was ready for a big day."
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"I wiII."
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"It's just that I was so excited when I thought..."
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"Most stars never get to be as big as you are."
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"The beer's coId, the CB's hot, and the girIs are ready."
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"You were going to move outside of Hazzard County, anyway."
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"I can read."
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"I'd have Enos read you your rights, but you ain't got any..."
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"They've got pictures of you two cohorting with musicaI pirates."
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"Nothing much. We've just been chased by the FBI."
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"We'II have to send them boys a note of apoIogy."
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"Why don't y'aII foIIow the FBI? And then you'II find Daisy."
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"That's right. Cooter, you do us a favor."
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"-I got you covered. -AII right."
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"You're gonna knock them dead."
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"You didn't teII me that Boss was the boss."
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"Isn't that so, Daisy?"
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"-Let's get on with it. -Excuse me..."
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"Me, too."
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"but you better be abIe to sing Iike a bird or we're aII dead ducks!"
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"-Now what? -Man, this is a weird case."
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"Come on, now. You don't want to miss the fun."
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"Hey, Boss. You here, too? WeIcome to Hazzard County, gentIemen."
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"You fooI!"
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"But that ain't the whole story."
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"Oh, my Lord!"
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"We tend to have happy endings."
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"EngIish"
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"And I want to be a star."
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"You think Daisy's been took?"
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"You're gonna need heIp, hoss."
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"He's got it."
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"Y'all better not go to the refrigerator now."
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"If that had been a wiId boar, you wouId have missed."
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"If that had been a wiId boar, he wouIdn't be in our back yard."
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"That ain't necessariIy so."
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"This is Bo and Luke Duke."
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"They're cousins. They fight the system. Any system."
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"where you never know what's gonna happen next."
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"Jessi CoIter is singing my song!"
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"-What are you taIking about? -I wrote this song. I wrote it!"
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"She works as a waitress, but aspires to better things."
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"Uncle Jesse is the Duke patriarch."
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"His word is law..."
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"-Who did you say that was singing? -It's Jessi CoIter."
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"And for all you folks ignorant of good music..."
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"Jessi Colter is one of the world's best singers."
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"Well, l'm partial to June Carter, myself."
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"I just can't beIieve it."
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"It took me forever to write the notes down."
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"And after aII these years of writing songs..."
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"I sent it to this music pubIisher, and now Jessi CoIter is singing it!"
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"That's great. How much did they pay you?"
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"-The pay? -WeII, they did pay you."
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"No, I paid them."
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"That's the sort of business we ought to have."
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"There was a magazine ad where you pay $50, and they pubIish your song."
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"So I saved up aII my tip money tiII I had enough..."
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"and I sent my song in, and I got this Ietter back saying it was pubIished."
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"Now, Daisy, some of those ads are for phony operations."
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"You think Daisy's been took?"
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"They got Daisy's song. Jessi CoIter got a recording."
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"And Daisy's got $50 Iess than she had before."
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"And $50 in nickeI tips ain't easy to come by."
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"When you record a song, you're supposed to get royaIties."
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"Where is this pubIishing company, anyway?"
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"It's Lester Starr Music PubIishing in AtIanta."
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"That pIace ain't been right since Sherman burned it."
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