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Clips from Family Guy - Emission Impossible (S03E03)

""It seems today that all you see"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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""He's a family guy"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Listen to me. My sister just called."
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"Carol... She the one with the Jacuzzi and the pool table?"
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"- Yeah. - I'll come with you."
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"- That's fine. I'll take the kids. - Thanks, buddy."
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"In a few days you'll have a beautiful baby to smother with all your unrequited love."
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"just like my eight husbands."
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"Hey, Carol. It's me, Ted. I came back because I love you and..."
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"A speed-limit sign that doesn't end in five or zero?"
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"Your mom's hairbrush?"
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"Ted's shirts? He's half your size."
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"I know, but check this out."
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"- David Banner, I just slashed your tyres. - Aaagh!"
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"Hey. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
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"I don't wanna be the only one eating 'em. I'll feel like a fatty."
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"My leg is asleep."
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"Oh!"
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"All right, I'm just going to put on a pair of gloves and we'll deliver this baby."
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"But this is where I always keep the gloves. Maybe if I dig deeper."
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"No, just feels like more needles. That's the craziest thing."
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"Honey, do something!"
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"Not you, Peter. Carol, push. Peter, you pull."
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"But she has a penis. We'll have to do something about that."
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"Hey there, little fella. Welcome to the planet Earth!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"No, wait. I got a better idea."
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"The best thing I've ever done is being a dad."
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"Not yet. Hey, look at this, Lois. It's our pet rock."
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"Bad rock! Bad!"
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"I found my baby book!"
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"Hey, here's the broken condom that led to my birth."
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"And the resulting lawsuit bought us this house. You're my favourite mistake."
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"You see, Meg? I'm the favourite."
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"Ah, baby books. Nostalgic for the days of chafed nipples and episiotomies?"
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"- Hey, everybody! I... - Bobby, you get back in the garage!"
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"As God is my witness, from this day forward, Peter and Lois shall not conceive."
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"- I saw the bogeyman. - Did someone have a bad dream?"
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"We can still do it. He'll just think I'm hurtin' ya."
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"Roll over. Roll over, I say!"
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"when she finds lipstick on your collar."
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"Well, look at you there."
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"because you have no self-respect, and that gets you off, doesn't it?"
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"Stewie! Bad boy! That's Mommy's make-up."
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"And you got it all over your father's favourite shirt. Go to your room."
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"Oh, my God! They're at it again. All this time spent keeping people from having sex!"
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"- Blast, you vile woman. - That won't do."
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"- Like I could! He's so fat. - I'm not fat. I'm Rubenesque."
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"I see nussing. Nussing."
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"I've had it with these interruptions. All we want is time alone."
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"This romantic dinner was a wonderful idea, Peter."
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"Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out."
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"Very well. Through the lips, over the gums. Look out, testicles, here I come!"
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""You can't spell "silo" without Lois"
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"Very well. Fire phasers!"
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"Oh, jeez! My duodenum's acting up."
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"A bad day to be a sperm."
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"What the deuce...?"
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"- Indeed. - Quite."
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"Admirable. But foolish!"
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"Your attempts to escape are..."
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"- People who use the word "guestimate". - Guys who wear sandals with socks."
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"Perhaps I've been looking at this the wrong way."
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"After all, it's obvious we'd make quite a formidable team."
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"I think I know just the way."
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"10 seconds to re-expansion."
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"Peter, wait. I've been thinking."
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"I thought, you know, Brian would do a lot of the work."
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"I don't know. I mean, Stewie alone needs so much attention."
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfin'parking lot?"
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"I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theatre."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Why haven't you sent for help?"
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"My cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heart-warming."
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"You deserve it, my beautiful princess."
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"Well, well. Nap time appears to be over."
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"Stop! Stop it! Stop tickling me! Stop it!"
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"It was nothing."
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"Hold your horses. Let's go down the list."
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"- I'll have three cheeseburgers. - For God's sake, she's having a baby!"
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"What's the most wonderful thing that could happen to this family?"
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"- Engine status. - Nominal."
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"Aagh!"
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"- Get outta the car! - Scream and you're dead."
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"Let's see. We've got soda, purple stuff..."
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"We now return to "The Smurfs"."
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"- Hey. You have a good time last night? - Smurftacular!"
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"- I saw you leave with Smurfette. - We left the bar and she started smurfin' me."
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"- Smurf, yeah! - That is freakin' smurf!"
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"- You smurf it. - That is freakin' smurf."
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"Peter, why are you staring into the dryer?"
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"Those are Chris's socks, right?"
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"They don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers."
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"It's fun to watch rich people be naughty!"
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"Her baby's due any day now and Ted just walked out on her."
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"Whoa, back it up. You have a sister?"
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"I promised her I'd be on the next train. Poor Carol, all alone in that big house."
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"Really? That's a surprise."
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"Come on, Lois. When have I not been there for you?"
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"Thanks for the ride, lady."
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"- It's the Griffins. What can I do for you? - Glen, we have a family emergency."
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"We really need you to take the kids for just a couple of days."
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"In accordance with Megan's Law, I'm obligated to inform you that..."
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"Gosh, I never entertained kids before."
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"So a chick walks into a gynaecologist's office..."
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"Wha-ha-ha-ha-hey!"
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"Diggly, diggly, diggly, diggly!"
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"Carol, we'll get you through this."
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"And as soon as the baby can crawl, it'll probably leave me too,"
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"I'm just kidding. It's me, Peter."
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"It was so nice of you to come, Peter. You're so considerate."
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"Mr Quagmire, I finished the scavenger hunt."
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