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Clips from American Dad! - The Wrestler (S07E07)

"Aah! My back!"
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"So I give you..."
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"your Pearl Bailey varsity high school wrestling team."
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"are you saying Coach Keegan, who is now the baseball coach..."
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"That was a long time ago."
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"All right, gladiators, this is what we've practiced so hard for."
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"Our first meet. We're gonna kill'em!"
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"Schmuely, remember what I taught you?"
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"- Yes, Coach. - Good."
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"It's not going well for Snot."
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"But don't worry, Son. You're a Smith. You'll be fine."
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"Call my aunt!"
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"##"
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"That tickles!"
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"Tickles!"
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"Tickling! Ticklish!"
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"Come on, Sam!"
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"Timber!"
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"- Nice, Barry! - All right, Barry!"
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"I'm having trouble changing into my street clothes."
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"All right, Steve, the biggest myth in wrestling is that you need strong arms."
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"Like kangaroos and rapists, all your power comes from your legs."
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"I might've said frogs, but, yeah."
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"That's why I'm gonna have you run the Chimdale stairs..."
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"the longest staircase in North America."
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"Not to mention I dropped you into a lower weight class."
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"L..."
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"am not showing improvement."
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"- Whoo-hoo! - All right! Yeah!"
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"All right, buddy!"
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"Who wants him to die?"
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"Your boy's doing great, Stan."
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"He hasn't won a single match all season."
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"No, I'm talking about Badass Barry, the Butterball Bear."
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"Named him myself. Took me 19 days."
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"Only three wins away from beating your record."
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"My God. I've been so focused on Steve, I-I didn't even realize."
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"Oh, my God! I just got my first period!"
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"Ha!"
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"- Earl, you owe me 25 bucks! - How'd you know?"
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"Always bet on red."
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"Anyway, the boy wrestles."
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"I spent a lot of time photoshopping Reagan into that picture."
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"And for what? For nothing!"
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"Do you think Corey Haim cares that Corey Feldman went on to great success?"
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"No. Corey Haim's doing great."
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"Without that record, I-I'll have nothing."
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"Charlotte!"
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"What am I gonna do about Barry beating my record?"
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"There's only one thing you can do-sabotage."
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"You gotta take Barry out."
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"'Cause I'm sort of planning a crime against a child here."
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"- I can't do that. I'm his coach. - No, but I can."
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"You-You'd do it for me?"
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"L'd do it for me. I'm a docent, Stan."
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"And I will not go back to Relax The Back."
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"and we both know Douglas is gonna work there for the rest of his life."
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"All right, Roger. Let's do it."
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"Uh, a-aren't you Snot?"
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"I'm Barry."
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"Stan, I might've got the wrong one."
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"Why ask why?"
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"Try Bud Dry."
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"- Hey, watch it with that thing. - You're the one who put me in this chair."
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"I crippled your legs, not your manners."
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"Where's my lucky Butterball? He's up next."
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"Gee, I hope he makes it on time."
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"Dad, I got a good feeling about this one."
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"That was my longest match ever."
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"Did you see how I eluded his hand-feet?"
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"Can I pick out one toy at Toys "R" Us?"
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"Stop! Drop! Roll!"
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"Sorry, Stan. I locked him in the freezer."
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"Small bills are in the safe! The rest is in my ass!"
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"I'm not here to rob you."
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"I'm here to shoot a kid in a tree house."
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"The youngest daughter in Mrs. Doubtfire. Hated her face."
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"By the time I could get a good shot at her, she had grown up and turned into nothing."
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"Barry's only one win away. I will not lose my record."
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"I can't get a clean shot. That damn oak tree is in the way."
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"On it!"
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"I never knew you had such powerful legs."
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"Really?"
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"Really? You didn't know I had powerful legs?"
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"This is great! I can teach you how to wrestle!"
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"You can pose as a student at a rival high school, defeat Barry and save my record!"
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"So let me understand this wrestling thing."
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"The goal is to lie on top of another man against his will..."
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"New exchange student from Russia."
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"- One, two- - Use your legs!"
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"- No, it's not! - That means it is."
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"Roger, just win, before the ref stops politely waiting for our conversation to end..."
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"and gets to three!"
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"Uh, Coach Smith, that's the guy from the other team."
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"Shut up, corned beef!"
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"Well, okay, mister."
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"You've been a pleasure since Barry lost his match."
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"Oh, are my muscles sore."
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"Tired muscles? What, you been working out?"
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"No, I've been wrestling. Already won 15 matches in a row."
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"I'm goin' after the state record."
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"You're still wrestling? Why the hell would you do that?"
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"Excellent question. Here's my answer."
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"I don't want to work as a docent my whole life..."
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"unless I'm a docent in a museum dedicated to me."
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"I'm gonna beat your record, Stan, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
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"His parents just got divorced because his mom banged some black dude named..."
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"this big mama jama right here!"
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"You have to let me back into high school..."
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"so I can wrestle against Krotchlikmioff and keep my record!"
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"L'll do it on one condition."
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"You buy some candy bars from me so that I stay off drugs and don't join gangs."
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"All right!"
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"I'm gonna keep my record!"
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"Huh?"
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"I can walk!"
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"##"
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"You know, we always carry it this way..."
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"and bad things happen."
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"That's so smart. I think we're gonna get a promotion."
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