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Clips from Friends - The One with Mrs. Bing (S01E01)

"Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?"
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"Oh, my God! Don't Iook now. Behind you there's a guy..."
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"Come to mama."
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"Maybe nobody's tried this."
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"Oh, I was gonna stop."
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"And he can dance."
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"I wish all guys could be Iike him."
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"Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?"
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"I can't believe you said "whoo-hoo.""
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"Oh, she's coming up."
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"Put the kids to bed for this one."
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"You wouldn't think so if you were 11..."
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"I Iove your mom. I think she's a blast."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"Just a dream I had."
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"Nora Bing."
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"That's too much information."
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"- I don't mean that bad. - Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom."
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"The mayor wants to raise subway fares. The high today was 45."
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"What about Glen?"
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"He could be a Glen."
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"How about Agamemnon?"
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"I'm famished. What do I want?"
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"Please, God, don't Iet it be kung pao chicken."
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"What is this dive?"
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"- Who's doing shots? - Hit me."
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"There you go. Ross?"
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"Yeah, any messages for room 226?"
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"It's the Italian hand-Iicker, isn't it?"
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"No. It's the one he's Iicking."
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"She's supposed to be with you."
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"People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo."
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"You know who our hero is?"
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"Come on. You're smart. You're sexy."
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"I'll just pee in the street."
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"Is Chandler here?"
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"Wait. Come here."
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"...Chandler, you didn't tell...."
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"Sisters are okay. Maybe a hot-Iooking aunt."
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"Somebody was supposed to bring me one."
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"She's sexy. She's...."
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"- He forgot to Ieave his grip size. - He didn't get the goggles."
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"Do they wait for me to do this?"
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"- Are you gonna tell him? - Why would I tell him?"
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"He's not even wearing a jock strap."
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"I just thought I'd drop these off on the way. My way."
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"How would I know? I wasn't here."
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"I don't know if you noticed, but he drank a Iot."
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"I mean, you know how he gets"
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"I can't do this. I did it."
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"...Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was..."
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"Nothing. Ask Joey."
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
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"What the hell were you thinking?"
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"I wasn't. I don't know. I"
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"- I know. - I can't believe you did this."
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"And there's no "J " in "engorged.""
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"Maybe it was a trick question."
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"I am so hot."
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"- I can't believe this conversation. - Just try to picture her not pregnant."
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"Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay."
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"I'd Iike to start with a song about a man I recently met..."
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"I was talking to Joey. AII right, there, mother-kisser?"
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"...but there were two people there that night."
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"Then why don't you say something?"
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"You kissed my mom."
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"We're rehearsing a Greek play."
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"What did you do with him?"
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"- Sorry. - I'm Phoebe."
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"- I got you the foot massager. - I shaved you."
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"So I guess I'll see you around."
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"..."That was nice.""
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"Or something to that effect."
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"Really, really stupid."
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"The forbidden Iove of a man and his door."
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"- Are you okay, kiddo? - Yeah, I'm okay."
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"I told her."
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"This is just the first chapter..."
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"...and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay?"
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"You don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those."
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"I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right."
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"...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression."
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"- Nice hat. - Thanks."
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"The One With Mrs. Bing"
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"- It's all my fault. - No, it's mine."
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"Why did I whoo-hoo?"
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"Was I hoping he'd turn around and say..."
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"..."I Iove that sound. I must have you now"?"
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"I wish there was something we could do."
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"Hello, coma guy."
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"Get up, you Girl Scout! Up, up, up!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I hate that they're calling him John Doe."
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"It's so sad. It's Iike he's a deer, a female deer."
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"Look at that face."
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"Even sleeping he Iooks smart."
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"Yeah, but the dents in his knuckles mean he's artistic."
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"Okay. He's a Iawyer who teaches sculpting on the side."
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"...not saying, "I understand"..."
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"...but really wondering what you Iook Iike naked."
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"He doesn't have anyone."
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"We feel kind of responsible."
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"When we return, we 'Il talk with the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing."
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"Don't watch this. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime and HBO."
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"- She's your mom. - Exactly. Weekend at Bernie's."
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"Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times."
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"I gotta tell you, I Iove your mom's books."
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"I can't get on a plane without one. This is so cool."
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"...and your friends were passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch."
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"I remember page 79."
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"That's because she's not your mom."
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"When did "Rigatoni" get back from Rome?"
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"So, his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?"
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"Back to the book. What is this about you being arrested in London?"
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"Your mom was arrested?"
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"I'm busy beaming with pride."
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"...but occasionally, after I've been intimate with a man..."
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"...I just get this craving for kung pao chicken."
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"Needless to say, he got a huge tip."
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"So how is your book tour going?"
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