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Clips from Friends - The One with Mrs. Bing (S01E01)

"But I get to see my son, who I love."
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"This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone."
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"Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit-reduction bill."
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"Way too special."
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"I think you need to come out of your shell."
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"Only you could've picked this place."
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"Come on. Shut up. It's fun. Give me a hug."
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"Well, you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for."
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"I'm not really a shot-drinking kind of guy."
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"Hi. Sorry we're Iate."
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"We kind of just, you know, Iost track of time."
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"But a man can change."
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"Anyone want me to appraise anything?"
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"Well, I'm gonna go to tinker-town."
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"Mrs. Bing, I've read everything you've written."
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"When I read Euphoria at Midnight, I wanted to become a writer."
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"Oh, please. If I can do it, anybody can."
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"- You okay, slugger? - Oh, yeah. I'm fine."
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"Nothing. Nothing, nothing."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?"
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"No, because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with."
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"Come on. The guy's a secondary character."
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"He's just a complication you eventually kill off."
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"He's not a hero."
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"- Please. - No, really."
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"- Right. - Yes, you are."
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"The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier."
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"Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me."
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"Okay, about Iast night..."
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"...you know..."
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"We don't need to tell Chandler. It was just a kiss. No big deal, right?"
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"In bizarro world."
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"You broke the code."
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"- What code? - You don't kiss your friend's mom."
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"But not a mom. Never a mom."
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"What are you guys doing out here?"
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"Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game."
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"But apparently somebody overslept."
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"I'm scum. I'm scum."
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"It's not Iike she's a regular mom."
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"You don't think my mom's sexy?"
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"Well, not in the same way."
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"I'll have you know, Gloria T ribbiani was a handsome woman in her day."
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"You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?"
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"Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Not playing racquetball."
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"Goodbye, baby."
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"If you don't, his mother might."
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"Nothing. I just thought I'd stop by, you know, after..."
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"...that I, you know."
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"So, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm not really here."
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"Do you come here a Iot..."
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"...without me?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Really? Not even to change his pajamas?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I can't believe it."
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"It was me. I'm sorry. I kissed your mom."
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"I was upset about Rachel and I had too much tequila, and Nora..."
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"...being nice. But nothing happened."
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"- Joey came in - You knew about this?"
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"You're Iucky I caught them, or else who knows what would've happened?"
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"Thanks, man. Big help."
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"No one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you."
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"- Me neither. - I'm mad at you too."
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"- Why are you mad at me? - Let me slam the door."
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"I didn't kiss her. See what happens when you break the code?"
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""A Woman Undone, by Rachel IKaren Greene.""
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"I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm on the first chapter."
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"Yeah, I'd say so."
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"- You going to the hospital tonight? - No. You?"
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"No. You?"
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"Rachel, can we do this now?"
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"Here's my mom and dad on their wedding day."
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"Now, you tell me she's not a knockout."
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"Thanks."
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"...who's come to be very important to me."
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"You don't have to be awake To be my man"
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"There's something I have got to say"
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"Thank you very much. I'm gonna take a short break."
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"- What the hell was that? - Phoebe just started"
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""Mother-kisser.""
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"She's always been a Freudian nightmare."
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"That's funny. Are we done now?"
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"You mean you're not gonna tell her how you feel?"
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"Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom..."
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"...doesn't mean you know her. You can't talk to her."
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"Okay. "You can't"? Or you can't?"
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"Okay, that's my finger."
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"- You're awake. - Look at you."
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"How do you feel?"
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"A Iittle woozy, but basically okay."
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"Gosh, you Iook good."
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"I'm Monica. I've been caring for you."
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"We both have."
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"- The Etch A Sketch is from you? - Actually, me."
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"- I read to you. - I sang."
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"- Oh, my pleasure. - You're welcome."
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"What? That's it?"
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"- What do you want me to say? - I don't know."
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""It meant something to me.""
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""I'll call you.""
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"- Okay. I'll call you. - I don't think you mean that."
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"This is so typical."
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"You know, we give and we give..."
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"And we just get nothing back."
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"And then one day, you wake up, and it's, "See you around.""
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"Let's go, Phoebe."
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"You know what? We thought you were different."
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"But I guess it was just the coma."
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"The car's waiting. I just wanted to drop off my book for your friends."
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"Autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss."
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"Here's the kiss, here's the goodbye...."
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"- Anything you want from Lisbon? - Just knowing you're there is enough."
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"AII right. Well, be good. I Iove you."
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"You kissed my best Ross."
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