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Clips from 30 Rock - Murphy Brown Lied to Us (S06E06)

"that we're running out of good Americans,"
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"a few more Liz Lemons."
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"we're turning out lately."
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"Wait, you sold them? To whom?"
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"and loves to waste it."
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"Sink them and make a reef"
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"for north Korean intelligence."
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"and send you home with a CIA gift bag."
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"I'll make a stew."
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"When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches?"
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"You know what this country used to chew?"
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"The broken swords of our vanquished enemies."
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"That's why I buy Bazooka Joe gum."
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"When did we lose our way?"
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"Detroit?"
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"Life is hard."
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"Bazooka Joe gum!"
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"♪ Cleanup, cleanup ♪"
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"♪ Do your own housework, you little crackers ♪"
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"- What? - My kindergarten teacher"
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"was a former black panther."
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"Hey, I'm gonna fix that loose baseboard upstairs."
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"Wow, look at you,"
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"and your '90s haircut."
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"You look like you're in a gay porno."
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"Oh, yeah? You're one to talk, buddy."
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"I'm Brent."
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"I'm Rod. I'm the boss."
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"- Oh! What are we doing? - I don't know."
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"Whatever! Let's wrestle! It doesn't matter."
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"Liz, what is "adoption stuff"?"
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"- Are you adopting a kid? - No. Don't worry."
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"That's from a long time ago. It's not happening."
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"so be glad I'm not a boy."
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"Okay, well, why'd you give up on it?"
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"Can you hold that, please?"
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"is I didn't want to be that woman."
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"I didn't want to do it alone."
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"But let's face it."
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"in her corner..."
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"Jim Dial, Frank Fontana, Corky,"
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"and if a kid is something that you still want,"
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"then... We should..."
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"we should have a... we should have"
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"a serious conversation right now."
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"I've got my job, and I've got you,"
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna fix it."
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"I won't."
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"from the hardware store."
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"This country's taken some hits lately."
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"But when we get hit and are down,"
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"we don't stay down."
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"And then, when we're done hitting and we're tired,"
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"we sit down on a couch,"
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"A Kouchtown couch."
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"Damn."
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"Lemon, do you know you are sitting"
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"on 5,000 new jobs?"
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"And not jobs that came from some government bailout."
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"They came from a rich white guy."
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"We have been creating and solving this country's problems"
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"Where's our history month?"
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"It is a nice couch."
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"That's just the prototype."
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"As we speak, our fellow countrymen"
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"I don't know, $90 a gallon?"
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"I'm meeting with the vendors tomorrow,"
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"Raymour and his conjoined twin, Flanigan."
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"Ashley of Ashley furniture will be there,"
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"and he is a genitally androgynous pinhead."
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"It's a colorful industry"
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"with a lot of fun characters."
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"Well, good luck fixing America."
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"I hope success isn't far, far away."
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"Let's just get to it."
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"I did some spring cleaning this morning,"
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"and I found this baby princess Leia costume"
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"that I bought years ago,"
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"Oh, thank you, Lemon."
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"Halloween? A girl can wear this anywhere."
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"School, church, alone on the playground,"
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"a child therapist's office."
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"Also, I thought you might want"
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"It had just come out,"
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"so as a joke, my dad signed it as Nixon."
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"Nixon's been dead almost 20 years,"
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"I'm getting rid of all my junk"
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"so Criss can redo the upstairs."
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"Wow, you two are really nesting."
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"is the joint answering machine message."
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"I'm thinking Sonny and..."
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"Cher."
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"Lemon, I know how this will be received,"
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"let me set you up with someone."
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"Oh, my God. Come on, Jack."
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"I'm gonna stop you at Kevin."
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"Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?"
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"I'm good, thanks."
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"Kevin Sorbo introduced me to his podiatrist."
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"This is an outrage."
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"I didn't get to work an hour late"
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"I'm sorry, Tray. I don't know where Jenna is."
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"that I had fallen in love with."
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"I'm just having a celebrity breakdown."
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"It's the new sex tape."
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"Something I wish I'd known before I released my sex tape"
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"with the six flags guy."
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""Da-mi", "de-mi", Heather, Lindsay,"
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"Britney, Muammar..."
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"so sad. A life cut short."
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"He gave the best diamonds. Okay, good."
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"I thought maybe you were really losing it,"
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"because, you know, Paul's with someone else and..."
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"oh, no. This is for Paul."
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"all your old lovers come out of the woodwork."
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"Justin and K-fed, Bruce and Ashton,"
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"Samantha Ronson and Herbie the Lovebug."
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"This is how I get Paul back."
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"Wow, that is idiotic."
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"But as long as it doesn't affect work..."
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