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Clips from 30 Rock - St. Patrick's Day (S06E06)

"After you PMS-ed about their names yesterday,"
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"I thought numbers would make everyone happy."
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"We're on in five, four, three..."
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"Welcome to the 2012 St. Patrick's day parade on NBC."
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"They're both reading host number one."
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"Would a third host help?"
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"I am S.A.G. eligible,"
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"but I will only do nude stuff if there's a mirror behind me."
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"Forget the parade, Hazel!"
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"For six years, we've been tricking them"
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"into thinking they're friends,"
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"and you've undone all that in a day."
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"No way, that's amazing!"
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"I'm playing two timber"
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"And the Orcs raped everybody."
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"Okay, and I am offering Frank 500 gold coins"
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"- I'll double it. - The price is now 3000."
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"- I'll mortgage Theowyn castle. - I'll take out a loan."
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"Don't you see what you're doing?"
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"You're creating a real estate bubble,"
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"and the only person who'll benefit is sue,"
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"for cents on the dollar."
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"Thanks a lot, Klootzak."
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"I don't come to where you work and slap the..."
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"It's basic macroeconomics, people."
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"None of you is fit to be king of Malaar."
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"And you would presume to wield the scepter of Thalbain?"
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"Why are you being nice to him?"
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"I'm not that guy. I'm this guy."
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"No, you need to know something."
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"with cheaper sunglasses."
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"He just keeps coming back,"
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"because his potato brain thinks he still has a chance with me."
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"If I ever see you again, I'll kill you."
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"You'll be back."
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"- Never again! - You'll be back, Liz Lemon."
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"You'll be back."
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"I'm not kicking Dennis out of here in his condition."
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"Guy with a concussion on St. Patrick's day"
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"is like a horse with a broken leg."
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"Exactly. We should shoot him."
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"Don't you see what he's doing?"
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"Criss, get in here. There's a lez movie on showtime."
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"Three again?"
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"Rockefeller, no!"
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"What?"
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"Take back your curse. This isn't funny anymore."
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"Really? You're cursed?"
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"Try ruling over the desert wastelands of Kroth"
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"with no spell cards."
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"Are you playing Colonizers of Lamar with the writers?"
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"Malaar, and this game is just dumb luck."
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"I dug all these trenches to irrigate the desert..."
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"But no one's playing his rain ca..."
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"and no matter what I do, I can't get out."
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"The desert of Kroth is Kabletown."
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"So fine, two can play at this game."
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"I'm putting an old German curse on you."
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"and sell empty buns to drunk people."
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"so he can start a gas leak or claim squatter's rights"
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"or hit me over the head,"
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"Are you sure this is Dennis's obsession?"
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"'Cause you're the one who can't seem to stop talking about him."
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"Are you kidding? I know Dennis Duffy's brain."
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"during an islanders game."
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"His next move will be"
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"mentioning some fake girlfriend to try to make me jealous..."
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"But I'm going to turn it against him."
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"And once again, the puppet will become the puppet master."
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"This ends right now."
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"Their daughter, she goes off to college,"
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"and Mark Ruffalo, he's just gonna do"
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"his own thing with the restaurant."
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"Look, is there anyone you want us to call"
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"to let them know you're okay?"
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"I left a message for Megan earlier,"
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"but it's hard for her to answer her phone,"
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"'cause her boobs are so big."
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"I'm sorry, and who's Megan?"
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"She's my lady, Liz. I'm seeing someone."
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"She's a card girl at kangaroo boxing matches,"
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"so she's got a body, and she's loaded."
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"Her grandfather invented the stop sign."
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"Wait, are you saying you're over me?"
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"Elizabeth, don't do this."
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"Because I am not over you."
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"I never will be!"
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"What the hell, Liz?"
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"No, Criss, I'm just proving my point."
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"I don't care what you're doing."
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"So it turns out you can't say "I love you,""
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"It's not like you haven't had the chance to say it."
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"- Love you. - You're the best."
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"- Love you. - Scooby-doo."
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"- I love you. - I just ordered thai food."
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"And I thought you were just emotionally infantile."
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"I am! Me baby."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna take the truck out."
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"No, it's happening. The wedge!"
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"Liz, we need to talk."
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"Open the bag of wine."
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"of the St. Patrick's day parade."
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"He should have said my name first."
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"Why, because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?"
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"What?"
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"Okay, that's not how you're supposed to answer the phone."
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"Just thought I'd check in."
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"Pete says I'm doing great."
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"I'm not about to screw this up, Kenneth,"
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"'cause I'd get kicked out of show business,"
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"and then how would I be famous?"
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"By starting a fire"
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"and then rescuing everyone from it?"
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"And then I'm a hero and then I'm Playboy?"
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"Well, you're not a page anymore, Kenneth."
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"That information is classified."
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"You look troubled, son."
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"Would you like to talk about it?"
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"Buy me a drink first."
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"Sorry, we've been instructed to keep it light."
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