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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Greek (S03E03)

"- Give me that. - Aw."
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"a little girl who could pick football..."
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"We're two hours and 45 minutes through the pregame show."
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"whose new sitcom premiers tonight..."
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"who shares an apartment with a retired criminal."
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"and my recent trouble with the I RS sealed the deal."
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"we're almost ready for the kickoff."
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"Lisa hates me."
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"What a gambler."
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"People of Earth, we've come ten billion light-years..."
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"to bring you this halftime message of peace."
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"Come on, snipers, where are you?"
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"Homer, didn't you say if Duff Dry wins..."
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"your daughter loves you?"
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"I forgot the game!"
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"and turning over cars in our nation's capital tonight."
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"Yes! She loves me, she loves me."
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"can go on for eight more years!"
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"It's... beautiful."
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"####Ahh, the Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"Bret Councilman here..."
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"on week eight of the N.F.L. season."
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"Well, bye-bye belt."
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"Homer, all those fatty..."
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"My heart is just fine."
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"Our first game today, Denver and New England..."
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"is too close to call."
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"But if you're the compulsive type..."
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"Woo-whoo!"
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"Denver! Yeah!"
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"Moe's Tavern..."
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"Moe, I'd like to bet $20 on Denver."
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"I think I can provide that service."
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"I was using it as a coaster."
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"$20 on Denver."
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"Pleasure doing business..."
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"it's New England seven, Denver nothing."
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"D'oh!"
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"I made an apartment..."
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"Lisa, you're so clever."
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"Why isn't Dad interested..."
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"Do you ever take an interest in anything he does?"
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"No... Well, we used to have burping contests..."
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"I do it all the time."
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"going to silly car-chase movies..."
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"Do you understand?"
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"Oh, look at that."
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"Why did you do that?"
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"Wouldn't it be fun..."
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"if we watched the game together?"
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"Over."
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"Over."
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"Lisa, I can't hear the announcer."
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"D'oh!"
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"- Bart? - Yeah, Mom?"
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"it might be fun if we went clothes shopping."
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"Mom, I'd love to, but I don't need new clothes."
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"Even though I'd love to spend..."
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"you're wrong 48% of the time."
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"Why didn't you say that before?!"
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"Okay, you're off the hook."
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"I certainly do, Bret."
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"I hereby declare Miami..."
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"to be Smooth Jimmy's 'Lock of the Week.'"
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"In the Cincinnati-Miami game..."
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"I declare Cincinnati my 'Shoe-in of the Week.'"
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"by 200 points?!"
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"You need the winners, and I know them."
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"So call me now."
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"$5 for the first minute, $2 for additional minutes."
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"the Coach's..."
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"Hot..."
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"Line."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"versus Cin..."
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"Cincinnati."
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"- na... - Cincinnati."
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"- ti... - Come on!"
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"Don't you realize this is costing me money?"
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"we must consider... many things."
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"D'oh, not the wind!"
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"is blowing out of the..."
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"Miles per hour."
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"This is ridiculous!"
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"Lisa, who do you think will win--"
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"50 beans on Miami."
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"Homer, I got a call on the other line."
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"Put me down for $7 00 on the Rams."
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"Fine. Get it. Let's go."
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"You have to try it on."
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"Ooh, this one's 50% off."
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"Well, anyone who would do that isn't your friend."
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"This looks good..."
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"and this one is very, very cute..."
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"and these..."
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"Touchdown, Dolphins!"
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"All right, Dolphins!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"50 big ones!"
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"Daddy's friend Moe promised..."
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"You made a bet?"
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"I wouldn't call it a bet."
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"It's a little thing daddies do..."
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"to make football more exciting."
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"than the savage ballet of pro football?"
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"Well, you know."
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"and mounds of whipped cream, chopped nuts..."
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"and those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up?"
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"crumbled-up cookie things."
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"My God..."
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"it's like there's some kind of bond between us."
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"We've got a troublemaker in booth eight."
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"There's a code red in booth three."
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"My God!"
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"she came in with."
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"Don't open..."
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"You could use some new underwear too."
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"Look at that stupid kid!"
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"- Three! - Three!"
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