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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Greek (S03E03)

"- Two! - Two!"
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"- One! - One!"
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"And the final from Riverfront Stadium:"
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"Miami 2 4, Cincinnati 1 0."
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"Mom sure will be happy you won $50."
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"You'd think that..."
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"even though they say it's okay in the Bible."
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"Really? Where?"
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"To keep it that way..."
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"Did you two have fun?"
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"You bet."
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"We had fun too."
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"You got to come out sometime, Simpson."
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"Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?"
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"if you make a little effort?"
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"the circulation in my arms and legs."
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"This team is fired up."
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"- All right! - He'll lose."
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"The fear in his eyes, the quiver in his voice."
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"Moe, $23 on New York."
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"Start spreading the news."
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"but I'm getting nauseous."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"So, who do you like in the afternoon games?"
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"The 49ers because they're pure of heart..."
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"Seattle because they got something to prove..."
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"In an extremely suspicious play..."
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"the Raiders win!"
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"Hey, the new sign's really working."
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"It's been a madhouse, Lisa."
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"football... football..."
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"Homoeroticism in..."
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"Phyllis George in..."
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"Oh, doctor, what a finish!"
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"The final score-- Atlanta 1 7, Houston 1 3."
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"The lowly Falcons are flying high."
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"Who would have thunk it?"
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"My daughter, that's who."
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"You must have some kind of special gift."
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"It doesn't take a genius..."
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"to realize Houston's failed to cover their last ten outings..."
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"the week after scoring three touchdowns..."
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"in a game."
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"Dad, Sunday is fast becoming..."
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"a beer... and a wad of bills!"
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"you lucky moron."
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"Look at these prices! We could finally get rid..."
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"of those termites for the cost of this meal."
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"I wonder where you're getting the money."
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"Can't a man do something nice for his loved ones?"
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"I guess so."
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"Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter."
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"Never heard that one before."
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"I'll do the honors."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"What passes for a wine list these days?"
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"Just bring us your freshest bottle of wine."
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"Chop, chop."
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"It is the play-offs."
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"Maybe the paint has shut off his pores..."
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"and Daddy needs daughter's picks."
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"With your blessing, I'd like to tie it to the Cowboys..."
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"plus five at Chicago."
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"You call Moe."
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"Just bet, Lisa."
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"Want to go bowling Sunday?"
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"Ma's coming in from Norway..."
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"but what the hell."
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"I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day..."
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"of my life."
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"Thank you, Ralph, very graphic."
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"Lisa Simpson, would you like to read your essay?"
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"The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago..."
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"kicked a meaningless field goal..."
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"You must have bought me..."
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"every Malibu Stacy accessory."
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"Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt!"
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"Those were very thoughtful presents..."
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"but you have to tell me where you got the money."
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"You have to promise you won't get mad."
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"I always do when you make me promise I won't."
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"Lisa and I have been gambling on pro football."
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"Homer!"
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"You promised you wouldn't get mad."
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"Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids..."
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"Gambling is illegal."
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"Only in 48 states."
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"and it's brought Lisa and me together."
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"The kids are happy, you smell like Meryl Streep..."
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"and I got that foot massager I've always wanted."
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"Believe me, Marge, nothing bad could possibly come of this."
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"Maybe the Sunday after the Super Bowl..."
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"we could climb Mt. Springfield."
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"What about Daddy-Daughter Day?!"
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"The new football season is only seven months away."
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"You're a very selfish man."
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"Give me chips."
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"Look around you, Malibu Stacy."
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"All this was bought with dirty money."
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"Your penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen-injection clinic."
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"It may not be pretty..."
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"I, Lisa Simpson..."
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"Look, I bought you..."
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"a Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat."
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"Sorry, Homer."
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"but I really had a good time watching football with you..."
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"Yeah, I did."
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"We can still watch the Super Bowl together..."
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"So..."
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"will beat the spread?"
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"Put me down."
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"I'll tell you who's going to win..."
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"but it will just validate my theory..."
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"that you cared more about winning money..."
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"Washington! Whoo-hoo!"
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"However..."
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"However, I may also be so clouded with rage..."
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"In which case, I'd bet the farm on Buffalo."
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"Do me a favor."
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"If I don't, Buffalo."
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