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Clips from The Simpsons - The Falcon and the D'Ohman (S23E23)

"for more accurate answers."
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"Wayne!"
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"Want a ride?"
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"I can walk."
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"All right, Homer, you win."
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"You know, I just got a little chill when you said my name."
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"Look, I'm not weird or anything,"
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"I just like to feel like I'm friends with everybody."
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"I'll have one beer with you."
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"No secret Santa, we're not trading lunches,"
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"Oh! And I don't want you"
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"calling me at home and saying "Turn on channel six.""
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"But what if the weather girl..."
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"I don't care!"
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"Wow, I can't believe Homer bagged the tiger."
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"Excuse me, I need to use the..."
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"Men's room!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"We're completing each other's..."
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"Completing each other's..."
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"sen... ten... ces..."
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"Totally surprising entrance!"
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"Hand over your cash and jewelry."
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"Pronto."
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"Hmm. Hmm."
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"Okay, now, don't want no trouble."
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"Let me just get my cash out of my cash drawer here."
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"Ain't trying to be no hero."
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"Thanks for the upgrade."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Wayne?"
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"Stand back, Homer!"
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"Well, we all know what we're doing."
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"The question is,"
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"is it an appropriate reaction to the situation?"
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"My fresco!"
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"That's coming out of your stealings!"
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"Wayne, maybe it's the me being still alive talking,"
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"but I think you're awesome."
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"I'm just a guy who saw what needed to be done and did it."
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"Oh, speaking of which, let's get these eggs back in a jar."
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"Wow, that's the farthest that one of my eggs"
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"It's great to have a home-cooked meal."
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"Well, if anyone saves my Homie's life,"
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"they get a free meal."
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"Which actually comes up about once a week."
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"So, Wayne, how'd you learn"
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"all those cool self-defense moves?"
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"I had training."
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"Special training."
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"The kind they're not allowed to give anymore."
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"Sorry."
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"I have to go."
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"Oh, come on, stay for dessert!"
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"Hey, Simpson, you want to hear about the big change in my life?"
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"Sure, why not."
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"I started drinking orange juice with pulp."
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"I asked the Reverend, and he said it was okay."
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"Then he hung right up on me."
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"That man is cranky at 3:00 in the morning."
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"And here he is, this week's Noble Nobody."
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"What the..."
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"A quiet, unassuming security guard"
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"who foiled a robbery at a local tavern,"
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"as seen in this Taiwanese animated dramatization."
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"Pish tush."
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"Wayne, as a reward for your valiant fisticuffery,"
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"I hereby award you"
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"the Springfield Nuclear Plant Silver Safety Hat."
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"Just doing my job, sir."
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"I'm afraid that protocol demands"
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"that I totally erase your memory."
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"Die, you fascist bastard!"
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"Mother, is that you?"
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"Wayne, stop! That's Mr. Burns!"
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"Ooh."
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"I expect insolence, but rank insolence?"
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"Off with his job!"
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"Damn it."
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"Why don't you come stay with us"
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"till you can get back on your feet?"
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"Really? Are you sure?"
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"Of course."
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"I mean, how long could it be?"
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"I don't know."
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"I've got no job, no references, can't afford my apartment."
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"It's best to concentrate on what you do have."
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"I have reoccurring flashbacks to a nightmarish past."
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"That's funny, because I have"
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"Unfair! Unfair!"
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"That robot took our jobs!"
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"He said it."
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"Man, this robot really gets me."
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"My nightmares are real."
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"Your voice is so gravelly, just like Lauren Bacall's."
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"If you don't listen to me, Senator,"
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"there's not going to be a Fourth of July!"
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"- Don't you get it? - He used the governor's eyeball"
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"for the retinal scan!"
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"That's ten members of the electoral college"
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"dead in one day!"
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"If you don't give me those launch codes,"
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"you'll never be able to make the "okay" sign again."
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"I know the map is inside your eyelids,"
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"and I will turn them inside out if I have to!"
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"If you move that little top hat to St. James Place,"
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"we'll all be blown to kingdom come!"
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"Bring me every fish in that aquarium!"
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"One of them is lying!"
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"I'm sorry I have so many nightmares."
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"I've done unspeakable things,"
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"Well, what brought you to Springfield?"
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"Was it our Frito-Lay distribution center?"
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"I needed somewhere to lie low."
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"Your town appears on no maps or charts."
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"Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo"
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"without me naked or urinating."
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"And when there was a mapmaker's convention here,"
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"they all got Lou Gehrig's disease."
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