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Clips from The Simpsons - The Falcon and the D'Ohman (S23E23)

"Not the one you're thinking of--"
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"there's another one."
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"So, Lisa, if you press on Bart's elbow,"
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"here, Ow!"
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"He'll tell you anything you want to know."
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"Kids, can I talk to Wayne alone a minute?"
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"Remember everything they say, and tell us later in rattle code."
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"What do you mean, no?"
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"I don't know if you should teach our children"
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"I'm sorry, Marge."
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"Sometimes I forget where I am."
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"Apology accepted."
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"Now, could you teach me a couple little driving tricks?"
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"We'll see who gets their pick"
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"of pizza pockets!"
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"What gives, man?"
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"Where'd you learn that stuff?"
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"If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
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"We can't keep serving the same thing every day."
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"These kids have mashed potatoes coming out of their ears."
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"Point taken."
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"Oh, my God. That song."
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"I can't live in the real world anymore."
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"This is the real world?"
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"Hallelujah! I'm still alive!"
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"Ha-ha! And I'll appreciate every moment!"
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"Which is all of them."
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"Oh, someone kill me."
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"Ah, junk, junk."
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"Beyoncé confirms she will play at my daughter's sweet 16 party."
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"Humorous YouTube sent by my brother."
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"Mildly funny, at best."
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"Eh, sometimes they are good for giggle."
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""Auto-tune disaster victim.""
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"♪ Hiding in the basement ♪"
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"♪ Hiding in the basement ♪"
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"♪ And I'm, like, where's the cat? ♪"
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"Hmm..."
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""Crazy man attacks boss.""
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"It's him."
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"American agent who caused the death of everyone I loved!"
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"You want to give it zero stars?"
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"Springfield, America,"
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"and kill this man."
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"But first..."
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"♪ Here, kitty, kitty, kitty ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you're an angel now. ♪"
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"♪ Washing out the dog poo ♪"
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"♪ Sure beats picking it up ♪"
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"♪ Flanders' driveway ♪"
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"♪ Is my goal ♪"
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"I am looking for a man named Wayne."
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"Oh. He's gone. I don't know where he went."
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"Are you friend of his?"
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"He has no friends."
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"Except me!"
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"I see you are tight like borscht and beets."
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"Tell me, if we kidnapped a friend of Wayne's,"
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"would he attempt to rescue that friend?"
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"Well, I suppose if the friend was being horribly tortured..."
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"H-Hey, wha? Wha? Wha?"
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"No! Not the middle seat!"
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"This just in: a local man has been kidnapped"
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"by Ukrainian gangsters."
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"We've received the following video."
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"Death to America!"
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"Stick to script. Fine."
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"I am being held somewhere in the Springfield area."
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"Turn the card."
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"Hold up today's newspaper."
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"Perhaps we will be living in a world where there'll"
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"be no need to kidnap."
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"Oh, well, way to make me feel obsolete."
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"Oh, look-- here's a coupon for scissors"
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"that you have to cut out! Thanks, geniuses!"
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"Shut up."
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"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"This is no way to treat the talent."
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"Shut up!"
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"I know that voice."
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"Viktor?"
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"Darling, I told you to stay in your room."
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"I told you the bedspread smells funny."
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"Marge..."
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"I'll get your husband back."
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"How are you going to find him?"
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"Homer is implanted with several highly powerful tracking chips."
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"How did that happen?"
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"I left that out in a bowl and he ate them."
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"I'd take a moment to enjoy those store names"
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"if I didn't have a job to do."
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"Aah! I won a silver medal in Nagano--"
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"ow!-- and now this!"
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"so cold..."
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"So, Wayne,"
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"once again you crash my party?"
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"So cold! Warm me up!"
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"Just let me put my hands"
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"under your armpits."
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"So much violence on the surface world."
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"I'm going back."
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"Now you can see why I can't stay in one place."
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"Not here, not anywhere."
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"How about living on a train that's always moving?"
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"there's one more thing before I go."
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"Aw."
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"That's what I call closure."
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"Good-bye."
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"Yes, Maggie, we will have a use for you soon."
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"Stay close to your busy box."
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"Wait!"
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"I know a place you can go!"
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"can feel right at home."
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"Can you hold my space while I go get the right one?"
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"Nobody held my space when I was in a North Korean prison"
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"being forced to write a musical about Kim Jung Il"
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"with a car battery hooked up to my nipples!"
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"What business do you have at the palace?"
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"Why, someday I'm going to be dear leader."
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