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Clips from Modern Family - A Stereotypical Day (S08E08)

"Well, honey, I think you need to focus"
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"and put in all the other letters."
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"I had a traumatic experience after an open house."
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"Monday lunch, Monday dinner."
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"wrote their last will and testament"
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"I figured you were in your office."
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"and when I woke up this morning, I thought you'd gone for a run."
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"Mowgli lives outside."
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"First time I saw Tarzan, I wanted to live outside."
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"Taught me how to open a can with a bird's beak."
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"I'm doing it."
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"Of course not."
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"this amazing girl who enlightened me"
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"A black family's moving in right across the street"
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"No, no, but you know Tom,"
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"Well, Tom's been having some problems at school,"
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"Oh, she is so sweet."
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"It was hard at first, but I've learned to accept it..."
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"Luke's guidance counselor --"
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"to do some work at the kitchen table"
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"That angry screeching"
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"First of all, Stella's not peeing in the corner,"
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"Second of all, no dog of mine should ever have to work."
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"- There you go. - Oh."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Bad luck! Bad luck!!"
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"I think."
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"Not again!"
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"Should pass in like 20 minutes or s-so."
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna head back."
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"We have our own kid problems."
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"So you wouldn't even need the minute that Tom's parents did?"
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"Or whispering in her husband's ear"
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"but now that you're awake, what happened in here, huh?"
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"that we are air-conditioning the outside"
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"Let's get you back there. It's Friday night."
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"Well, honey, why didn't you tell us?"
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"- Yeah, stay, Alex. - Sleeping does sound good."
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"Oh, my God. You just want me to stay here"
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"Come on. Let's go get a treat."
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"We just dealt with him."
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"you are the only one who really cares about me."
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"Our poor sick daughter. We should be taking care of her."
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"Alex had to take the semester off."
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"of how she handled herself today, but she's already asleep."
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"Wait a second."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"Good morn-ing."
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"- Hmm. - Oh."
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"How did I spend my summer vacation?"
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"I got over my breakup with Andy."
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"I got a job at Grandpa's country club."
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"- I got mono. - Too close!"
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"Put your mask on!"
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"No one misses two weeks at Caltech and catches up."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"on getting a little bit stronger,"
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"a little bit healthier and just a little farther."
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"How do nerds even get mono?"
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"Did you all practice by kissing the same pillow?"
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"Shouldn't you be at work by now?"
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"I got fired."
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"My plan was to hide it from my parents until I got a new job,"
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"but with smarty-pants Alex home,"
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"I had to be more careful, or she was going to figure it out."
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"Her being super-sick is coming at a really bad time for me."
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"You got in late last night, huh?"
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"Yeah. It was payday,"
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"and a game of craps broke out in the kitchen."
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"See this watch? Enrique's grandfather's."
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"You're giving it back, and remember, the second that job"
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"interferes with your grades, you're done."
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"Did you finish your history report?"
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"Just got to dot the I's and cross the T's..."
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"It's okay, everybody!"
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"I'm alive!"
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"Have a good one."
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"Oh, no."
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"Aaaaaaah."
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"Tuesday breakfast, Tuesday lunch."
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"Welcome home."
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"Open house went great. Lots of interested buyers."
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"Fun fact -- Some stranger, probably a long time ago,"
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"right here on your wall."
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"Trust me on this."
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"Did nobody notice I was gone for 18 hours?"
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"Why aren't you all making posters?"
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"I went to bed really early last night,"
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"Alex? I can't believe this!"
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"Well, honey, the important thing is that you are okay."
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"Now, I'm very sorry, but I've got to get to work."
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"We are bidding a big job against my old nemesis,"
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"Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets."
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"I want to live outside."
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"No, Señor, we're not having that argument anymore."
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"Is Mowgli that dirty kid at his preschool"
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"whose parents drive the car that runs on French fry oil?"
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"No. It's that dirty kid that runs around The Jungle Book."
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"Jay, tell him he can't."
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"Dad said fine. I walked in the woods, met a hobo."
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"That story's not helping!"
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"No! Jay!"
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"Why learn self-reliance when the industrial machine"
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"depends on constant consumption?"
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"No eggs for me. I'll be having porridge."
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"Are you really still doing this?"
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"Over the summer, I went to a wedding in Juárez and met Frida,"
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"to how Communism can rid the world of injustice."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, right. That's a bad thing."
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"I live simply now, and it's good for me."
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"Might it also help my chance of kissing her one day? Yes."
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"And if that requires living in a world"
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"where the government chooses all our songs, so be it."
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"I'm gonna take a coffee"
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"to the guy putting up the security cameras."
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"It's not coffee the laborers need, Jay. It's dignity."
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"And I'm going to fight for that"
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"until my fingers are raw and my back is bent."
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"Six months ago, we took you to the dermatologist"
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