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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Ron & Tammys (S04E04)

"Ok guys, a Battle Royale is coming up."
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"Every department, in one room, arguing for more money."
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"Every time another department asks for more money,"
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"he just stares them down until they back off"
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"Your worst nightmare."
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"You could go to jail."
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"Ron, jail."
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"What's up, boss?"
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"Here you go."
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"that seem really complicated."
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"because nerd stuff probably really excites you,"
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"Uh--I have work."
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"And I thought I had a friend."
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"All right."
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"That's how easy it is."
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"around Pawnee."
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"Same amount, every month. 140 bucks."
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"What's this?"
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"praying..."
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"I would like you to write me a script"
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"Casual?"
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"so we got him for only, like,"
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"With full medical."
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"by the end of..."
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"Technically, I've known her since I was born."
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"We first took up together when I was 15."
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"- Awesome. - Oh, my God."
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"but everyone feared her, so they kept their mouths shut."
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"I am Leslie Knope, deputy--"
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"You know, sometimes you eat chicken"
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"and then, even the sight of chicken makes you sick?"
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"I never had."
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"Yesterday, she converted my bank account"
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"Oh. That's great."
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"Make a choice. Make a change."
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"of a pause between the words,"
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"on writing this."
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"So, let's do 1 more, then 5 more,"
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"Do you wanna know how we make money?"
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"Aww, Snapple."
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"Jell-o shot!"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Jell-o shot!"
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"what is this memo you sent to me?"
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"Let me just call Tammy first and get permission."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Ron, there are some things I want to speak to you about"
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"I was hoping to speak with Ron alone."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"you immediately need to downsize."
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"Thank you!"
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"But with all due respect,"
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"I think that's a great idea."
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"And a jar of acid."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Andy, don't joke around."
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"Is this Ron?"
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"Ronnie."
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"Operation "Soaring Falcon""
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"Made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil."
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"I made a mistake."
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"to revisit the script."
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"Not even close."
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"What is that?"
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"Oh, Ann, I--I know that I can be intense,"
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"I want to thank you for this opportunity"
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"Wait. I'm subbing in."
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"the shell off a garden snail."
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"[Bleep], oh, my God!"
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"where anyone could find it?"
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"Budgetary Thunder Dome."
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"So uhm, make a list of why other departments suck"
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"and I gonna get the secret weapon."
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"Our secret weapon in this budgetary battle..."
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"Ron."
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"and/or wet themselves."
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"Hey, who's ready to get--"
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"what are you doing?"
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"Tammy One showed up."
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"I'm being audited by the IRS."
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"No!"
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"You know what? Screw this."
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"First of all, income tax is illegal."
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"Second, Tammy is a psychological mastermind."
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"This is just another way for her"
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"to put her hand up my keister"
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"and control me like a puppet."
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"I'd rather be locked up."
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"Ron, this is a federal tax audit."
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"Jail, Ron."
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"Jail, Ron, jail."
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"You could go to jail."
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"Jail, jail, jail."
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"Andy, April!"
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"Stop yelling and being annoying."
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"Grab your calculators. Settle in."
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"Operation "Rescue Ron" is starting."
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"Don't worry. I will think of a better name for it by tomorrow."
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"Calculator."
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"- Hey... - Hey, man."
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"Ben."
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"Hey, thanks for texting me to hang out."
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"I've really felt like we've developed"
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"a cool friendship, and--"
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"anyway, it was just nice to have that validated."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Look, we got some documents over at Entertainment720"
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"And I thought, maybe you could take a look at them"
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"because you're a nerd."
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"No, of course. Yeah, no, I just--"
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"put on my Star Wars pajamas"
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"and pore over some spreadsheets."
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"Sounds great."
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"Yeah. W-w-what'd you got?"
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"Something called "Break even analysis tables.""
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"Oh, break evens?"
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"Those are really fun."
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"Yeah, sure. I'll take a look."
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"Let's hit it."
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"What you-- right now?"
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