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Clips from The Office - Lecture Circuit: Part 2 (S05E05)

"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(CATS MEOWING ON COMPUTER)"
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"Has this been on the entire time?"
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"I have no idea."
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"Well, sorry I'm late."
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"Also, I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball."
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"Don't look up. Don't look up."
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"I went through Holly's things. What?"
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"I stole a sleeve of her sweater."
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"Oh, Michael."
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"I also stole something off of her computer."
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"I shouldn't have done it. It just... I couldn't help it."
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"She never sent it to you? No, she didn't."
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"No. Yes."
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"No, under no circumstances can you read that letter."
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"Because she didn't send it to you. I know, I know."
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"You're right, you're right."
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"No, I wouldn't..."
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"No, you don't have to do that."
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"Go get your laptop. Okay."
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"You have to write my suggestions down, too."
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"cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football,"
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"mating, charades and, yes, horse hunting."
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"You're right. Forget horse hunting. It's stupid."
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"Look, is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?"
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"Father dressed in white pulls me forward, mother bites the cord."
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"Okay, stop. Forever stop that story."
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"That's disgusting and it doesn't count. So give me another one."
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"and then moved on to an awesome tradition"
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"that I look forward to every year."
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"What about you?"
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"That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops?"
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"Didrt see that one coming."
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"It's deleted."
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"She still has feelings for you."
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"Is that what it said? What did it say?"
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"I can't tell you specifically,"
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"but it's not over."
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"You're sure?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Happy birthday. Surprise."
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"It's... Hey, hey, it's not a surprise."
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"This doesn't look good."
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"What? You have a cake."
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"You have a delicious cake with your name spelled correctly?"
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"I told you. You haven't heard our theme, though."
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"You don't hear a theme. You see it."
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"That's the best part. That represents a pillow. Or a television."
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"Because the fun part is you get to decide"
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"That's our theme."
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"Cool. Yeah?"
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"I love it."
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"Oh, yes! Okay, good."
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"Can she pick a half hour of each?"
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"No. No."
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"Then pick TV."
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"MEREDITH: Pick a nap. OSCAR: No, no. TV."
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"You know what? I have been watching TV all week."
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"I choose nap. All right."
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"We're going to be eating cake at our desks."
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"Let's go. Move it."
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"Let's go, go, go, go, go, come on. I got this."
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"Okay. You've got one hour."
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"I'm too excited to sleep."
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"Mmm."
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"Great cake."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"(BANGING)"
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"Birthday time is over."
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"when you were taking your nap."
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"We should go apologize to Roy or something."
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"No. We don't need to do that."
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"We should find him. You mean Tony."
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"Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, Pepperoni Tony."
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"Oh, Michael."
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"Man, was he fat. So, so fat."
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"I know me. When I saw him I would never be able to apologize to him."
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"Excuse me."
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"Screw you, too."
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""Kelly Kapoor spent April 1995 to December 1996 at Berks County Youth Center.""
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"How much? $7,000."
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"I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay."
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"Wait, you didn't give it back?"
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"Her name is Princess Lady."
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"Yes, you can. I am Michael Scott,"
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"Is Holly Flax anywhere here?"
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"But if you need to get in touch with her immediately,"
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"She's not doing it to hurt you."
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"Is this how you are with Pam?"
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"Hey, everybody, the party's now at 3:00!"
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"and get them to show us the money?"
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"A.J."
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"Okay, so you're dating somebody."
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"Cutting down the competition."
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"ANGELA: Where is that bad cat? You know who you are."
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"Do you hear me, Mr. Ash? Look at me."
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"I was looking at pictures of food on my computer."
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"OSCAR: I want to get that image out of my head."
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"I'm going to read it."
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"Okay, so far, our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death,"
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"A sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before."
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"Thank you."
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"I feel great. So good to have closure."
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"Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet."
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"Too fat. Big, fat fatty."
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"MICHAEL: I am on a lecture circuit."
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"I mean, there's nothing on it."
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"Regional Manager of the Scranton Branch."
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"putting up a very effeminate sign."
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"Michael, you have to do it."
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"(CATS MEOWING ON COMPUTER)"
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"It's in the name."
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"What about that fat guy from Stamford that I insulted?"
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"I'm not writing "horse hunt." I don't even know what that means."
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"Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged?"
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"(STUTTERS)"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"And person."
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"It was awful, I hated it."
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"That one ugly cat is humping Princess Lady."
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