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Clips from Shameless - You'll Never Ever Get a Chicken in Your Whole Entire Life (S07E07)

"What's your excuse?"
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"- That's crazy. - Yvon is husband. Not father."
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"What are you doing? Wait a second."
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"We ripped off a bunch of corporate crooks."
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"You want my Laundromat?"
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"♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪"
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"♪ Round up the friends you got ♪"
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"♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ What is this downside ♪"
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"Oh, is that how I said it?"
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"Hmm. I remember my first day of elementary school."
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"Math and spelling and science."
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"It's only two blocks."
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"Are there any guns in the house?"
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"DCFS is coming to make sure Debbie can keep Franny."
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"with our cleaning supplies down here,"
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"- Franny's taking my room? - That's what I just said."
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"Go, get ready."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"What's that face for, huh?"
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"No?"
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"All right."
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"What was his name?"
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"Right."
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"Is your schedule not up to your liking?"
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"I'm on the verge of losing custody of my child."
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"Just give me whatever paperwork I need to fill out"
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"so I can quit this shithole."
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"Most civil-service jobs require it."
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"Maybe nuclear waste disposal."
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"Hey!"
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"Huh."
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"They're dressed like whores."
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"Yeah."
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"Etta, I think your mail fell down here."
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"You have to deposit it."
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"Okay."
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"then neither can you ingrates."
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"I had options of who I could bring here with me."
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"and asked nothing in return"
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"Frank?"
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"Help me."
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"Sounds like the shower's still on."
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"on all of our hands if I told you."
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"Instead of just jacking each other off, you mean?"
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"- You ever get fucked? - No."
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"- Why not? - Just never really a question."
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"that just because I'm the trans guy,"
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"I quit school. I need you to come down to the courthouse"
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"I will explain on the way. Come on, we got to go."
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"Drive belt needs to be replaced."
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"You said it was okay that I got married."
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"And you are not ADA compliant, Fiona,"
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"A private school in this neighborhood?"
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"Where's my son supposed to go?"
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"Debbie's taking care of Neil now."
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"I, uh, smashed my professor's car."
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"And you're still talking to him?"
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"- Congrats. - Nice going, Teach."
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"In what language, Kev?"
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"Correct."
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"You wait, all right?"
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"From pain or...?"
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"- I'm sorry? - Is it because my son is poor?"
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"Can I have a chicken?"
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"don't want you to ever have a chicken."
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"Come with me."
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"Oh, God. Can you fix it?"
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"Etta, I'll get you a sandwich."
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"and maybe see if there are any corrective measures"
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"Remember that everything you say in here is confidential."
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"My health-care worker came by on a surprise home check."
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"Don't let him in my fucking apartment, right?"
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"It's my deadbeat daddy's bitch sister-in-law Tanya's fault."
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"Afraid so."
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"- Probably not. - Oh."
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"I'm back."
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"Ah!"
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"You got to give us more than that."
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"Thank you for taking that down. That was creeping me out."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"He's taking Lucas to his place."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Debs."
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"Be gentle."
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"Did you know that? Did you?"
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"Amber or Keaton or Jordan or... or Benadryl"
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"Okay, who's next?"
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"while leaving my little brown boy Liam out in the cold?"
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"If you little sperm mishaps had any kind of heart at all..."
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"is making you cough."
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"I know, it's private property. I'm leaving."
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"I was actually going to invite you into my office for tea"
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"and some imported Guatemalan dark chocolates."
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"Aw, fuck."
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"It's not like we're gonna say "octopus" in any other context."
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"Yeah. Um..."
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"Yeah."
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"Sh..."
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"I don't want to do the same thing to Lucas."
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"Oh! You can't run from me."
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"- Okay. - Thanks."
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"So do you have a drinking problem?"
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"College isn't the end-all, be-all."
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"Probably. I mean, it's Neil's apartment."
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"He bought it with his settlement money."
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"You talk a lot of smack, but, yeah, sure."
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"- Go! - No! No!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Just dumb luck."
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"and if you have any tips for first-time owners...?"
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"99% of the people who ask for my advice"
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"I like your spirit."
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"And your patellas aren't so bad either."
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"What would you say if I offered Liam"
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"The DCFS lady was taking notes."
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"You're a great mother. It'll be fine."
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"I love you, Debbie."
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"I love you, too."
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"No, I don't think she killed him."
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