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Clips from American Dad! - In Country... Club (S05E05)

"Nonsense."
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"Steve! Where'd he go?"
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"When I was out there, all I wanted to do was come home."
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"But now that I'm home, all I can think about is getting back there."
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"The golf course!"
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"Things made more sense out there."
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"And then some friends are really enemies."
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"I came up with the word "frenemy.""
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"John, how did you open the curtain?"
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"Tell me how you opened the curtain."
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"John!"
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"[Announcer] Mind Quad will be right back."
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"Hey, there. The war reenactment was yesterday."
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"Just gonna get a grilled cheese at the Snack Stop."
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"To Tucson. On business."
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"Won't be back till Wednesday."
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"No, thanks."
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"I'm not looking for trouble."
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"Get off the fairway, you turd!"
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"This is the thanks I get. A hero's welcome."
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"We were kids, man! Buckle couldn't find his legs!"
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"We were gonna go cruising in his Solara, man!"
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"# The best night of my life #"
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"# Glug-glug Best, best #"
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"# Ahh, best ##"
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"Thank you so much."
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"- Shut up. - [Applauding Stops]"
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"[Applauding]"
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"She's fabulous, but I'm better. Here we go."
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"# When I was weak #"
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"# You were my voice when I couldn't speak #"
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"So, how'd the big night turn out?"
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"It was- There's no word to describe it."
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"Schmooblydong?"
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"That's not it, but it's close."
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"Let me try and put it in terms you can understand."
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"Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert..."
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"while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked port-a-john."
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"Wow! Huh. That actually does sound really good."
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"Yeah, I'd like that too."
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"Listen, guy. No one can get in or out of here because of that crazy kid..."
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"and we need carts!"
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"That boy is a remorseless reenactment machine."
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"I know. I made him."
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"And I'm the only one who can get him out."
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"- [Static] - Do you copy?"
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"Your mission is complete. Return to base."
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"I can't do that, sir. I'm not good enough yet."
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"- Good enough at what, soldier? - I can do better!"
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"That's why I came herel It's the only place you were ever proud of me, sir!"
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"It wasn't the war."
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"I'm going in."
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"Stay back!"
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"It wasn't the war that made you this way."
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"- What do you mean? - Aw, Steve, it was me."
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"I pushed you too hard, put too much pressure on you."
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"But I only did it because I love you and want you to succeed."
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"But you don't need to be pushed because you're doing great on your own."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"I'm sorry if I hurt you, Son."
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"You know, you could still sing."
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"- Am I good enough now? - You were always good enough, Steve."
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"But you need to start believing in yourself."
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"# Oh, say #"
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"# Girl, I'm gonna rock you in freedom town tonight #"
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"That's my... neighbor's son."
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"# You know, you never felt so good #"
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"# No, you never felt so right #"
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"I don't know. What's going on?"
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"John Q. Mind was the best soldier in America."
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"Until his arms and legs got blown off?"
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"Not blown off, blown in..."
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"- to his mind. - [Gasps]"
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"I hope that mind of yours runs as fast as your legs, now that they're in it."
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"Because I'm coming for you, John."
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"I... am... coming for you."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"That's fantastic!"
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"and they didn't know I was there."
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"- God, could that be? - No, Dad, it's me. I just need to sing harder."
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"Certainly. Take the song "Love in an Elevator.""
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"But the song's called "Love in an Elevator," not "Live in an Elevator.""
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"Some of my N.R.A. buddies rent this golf course once a month."
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"We're re-enacting the Vietnam War?"
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"I want more than your best, Steve."
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"The caddy shack."
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"[Woman] Excuse me!"
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"This is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the Sex and the City movie."
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"Just to become better singers?"
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"- # And if you go chasing rabbits # - Save Dad."
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"[Clicking]"
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"- # Oh, I'm singing a summer day song # - ## [Whistles]"
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"# Some folks are born made to wave the flag #"
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"# Ooh, they're red, white and blue #"
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"# It ain't me #"
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"# It ain't me #"
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"[Cell Phone Rings]"
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Vietcong! Vietcong! [Screams]"
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"I had a friend that wanted one once, but he's gone now."
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"# Putting on a robe that's warm but light #"
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"# You were my-#"
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"Easy, Stink Finger. Easy."
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"# By the dawn's early light #"
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"The only thing that made sense anymore was my mission:"
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"- No, you didn't! - Yes, I did!"
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"Can you expand on that idea?"
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"- A permanent marker? - Use it like a knife."
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"- [Machine Gun Fire] - [Gasps]"
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"You'll be killed if you go into that jungle, man."
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"Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh."
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"[Imitating Helicopter Continues]"
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"[Roger] # Getting ready for the best night #"
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"Where is he?"
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"The same way I don't talk about all the 'tang I got in college out of respect for my wife."
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"See, Steve, the national anthem is about war."
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"[Chirping]"
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"- Vietcong! - [Imitate Machine Gun]"
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"And any way you do it, I'm gonna love it."
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