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Clips from Family Guy - Big Man on Hippocampus (S08E08)

""So I went to the doctor and got myself checked out."
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"I'm currently awaiting results. Gene Siskel.""
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"We'll watch it later, Peter."
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"of your life and mine: our honeymoon."
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"Get away. I... I know my body better than you!"
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"Is that... us?"
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"Yes, Peter."
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"You were so handsome"
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"Hey, buddy, I think that girl likes me."
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"Of course she does. She's your wife."
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"Do you like her?"
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"I don't know."
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"You know, this isn't going to be easy, you guys."
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"We're going to have to re-teach your father"
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"Hey, have you heard this awesome new song?"
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"♪ A well, a bird, bird, bird, ♪"
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"♪ b... bird's the word. ♪"
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"♪ A well, a bird, bird, bird, ♪"
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"You use it to talk to people who aren't in the house."
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"There are others?"
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"Yes, there are over six billion people in the world."
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"Here, I'll show you."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello."
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"- Who's this? - Who's this?"
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"Carter. Who's this?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Do you have my OxyContin? - What?"
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"- Are you the guy? - I'm a guy."
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"I want my drugs."
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"What are drugs?"
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"I don't think this is the call I was expecting."
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"Now, Peter, this is your silverware."
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"And this is a knife."
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"That's not a knife."
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"That's a knife."
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"This is also a knife."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I'll be on my way."
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"I want to see more of him, and then suddenly none of him."
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"Forever."
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"All right, you know what?"
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"This is not working."
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"If you're going to learn to drive,"
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"you're going to have to practice first."
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"Here, play "Grand Theft Auto" for eight hours,"
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"and then we'll give it another try."
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"So, you guys are my best friends,"
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"and this is where we hang out?"
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"That's right."
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"I'm Quagmire, and this is Joe."
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"So, what do we do here?"
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"and tell us what Lois' nipples look like,"
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"Giggity-giggity."
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"Yeah, but first, you usually go over there"
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy."
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"Get nude. Get nude. Please get nude."
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"Please get nude."
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"Peter, you don't have to spy on me."
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"You're my husband."
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"Come on in."
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"Oh, boy, no fooling?"
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"Oh, boy!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"In the front this time."
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"That's all right, Peter."
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"That's the way it's supposed to be"
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"between a husband and wife."
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"It means you want to make love."
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"But I forget how to make love."
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"I'll show you."
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"Just follow my lead."
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"Wow! That was what they call sex?"
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"Yes, it was, Peter."
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"Can we do it again?"
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"Huh? Huh? Can we?"
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"Wow!"
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"You're as excited as a porcupine meeting a pineapple."
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"Hey, good-looking, where have you been all my life?"
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"Morning, nice people who I still don't know your names"
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"and who mean nothing to me."
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"Well, I certainly hope that doesn't apply to me,"
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"especially after last night."
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"You got a point there, hot stuff."
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"And if sex with the rest of you"
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"is half as good as it was with her,"
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"then I think we're all gonna get along just fine."
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"Yay!"
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"Well, no, no, Peter, you can't have sex with the kids."
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"Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory."
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"It was a joke!"
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"I was just making a joke."
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"That's your sense of humor?"
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"I was just kidding. God!"
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"Meg, that's awful."
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"Geez, you open your mouth for a joke once,"
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"and that's what you come up with?"
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"That's messed up, Meg."
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"I was just trying to be funny."
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"That wasn't funny. That was just dark."
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"Yeah, that's your father."
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"Oh, get out, Meg!"
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"Go on! Get out! Out! Out! Out!"
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"Oh, Peter, there you are."
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"I've been waiting."
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"You ready to have sex?"
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"You bet."
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"Move over so Tiffany and I have room."
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"What?! Who the hell is she?"
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"She's the woman I'm gonna have sex with tonight."
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"Oh, and don't worry about getting me pregnant."
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"I'm already pregnant."
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"Peter, what's the matter with you?"
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"You can't just have sex with some random woman."
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"Why the hell not?"
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"but I don't remember marrying anybody."
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"Why the hell would I commit to having sex with one person"
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"for the rest of my life?"
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"That's part of being a family."
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