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Clips from Family Guy - Big Man on Hippocampus (S08E08)

"Well, that doesn't sound very fun."
Family Guy
"Well, if that's how you feel,"
Family Guy
"then... then we no longer have a family."
Family Guy
"Boy, I'm glad you said it."
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"But this is my house, and I'm not going anywhere."
Family Guy
"I'm leaving, and I'm taking the kids with me."
Family Guy
"That's a beautiful necklace you're wearing, Tiffany."
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"Thank you."
Family Guy
"Mom, I don't want to live in a tiny, gross apartment."
Family Guy
"Your father doesn't remember his life,"
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"and he doesn't want us to be a part of it,"
Family Guy
"so we've just got to move on."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is disgusting."
Family Guy
"I shouldn't be here."
Family Guy
"A baby doesn't belong in the inner city"
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"any more than a baby belongs on a plane."
Family Guy
"Shh. It's gonna be okay."
Family Guy
"Gonna be okay."
Family Guy
"Our in-flight movie this evening is Hancock."
Family Guy
"- Waa! - Waa!"
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell is all this?"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm a bachelor,"
Family Guy
"and now I'm waiting for them to leave."
Family Guy
"That's what bachelors do."
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"- That's a table, Seamus. - Don't point at her."
Family Guy
"Don't point. She's looking."
Family Guy
"Oh, great. Now I got to go in."
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"Hey, I'm Seamus."
Family Guy
"Look, I don't know what I was doing before,"
Family Guy
"but this is the way man was meant to live."
Family Guy
"I just know it."
Family Guy
"Don't you miss your family?"
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"I don't even remember 'em. How could I miss them?"
Family Guy
"I almost don't want to ask you out"
Family Guy
"because I know you're gonna say no."
Family Guy
"You want to go out?"
Family Guy
"No? Okay."
Family Guy
"♪ Giggity ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Giggity ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, giggity! ♪"
Family Guy
"Lois! Oh, my gosh. Hi!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hi, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"What a surprise."
Family Guy
"Gosh, you know, I was just picking up a couple hams"
Family Guy
"to take down to the shelter, and here I run into you,"
Family Guy
"buying food to make dinner for your husband."
Family Guy
"No, actually, Glenn, maybe you haven't heard,"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's a long story."
Family Guy
"You don't want to hear about it."
Family Guy
"Oh, shut your face."
Family Guy
"I want to hear all about it."
Family Guy
"I'll just whip something up."
Family Guy
"Well, sure."
Family Guy
"You know, that sounds nice, Glenn."
Family Guy
"Like the end of a Mexican wedding."
Family Guy
"Aw, crap, we're out of milk."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna run next door to the airport and get some."
Family Guy
"Hey, when you're over there, can you get some rodent traps?"
Family Guy
"We got a giant mutant rat living under the sink."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna hide under the sink"
Family Guy
"till y'all go to sleep."
Family Guy
"Then I'm gonna come out and make my poops in your Kix."
Family Guy
"I've been trying to get a hold of her."
Family Guy
"She went to Quagmire's for dinner."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"I didn't know you could cook."
Family Guy
"Well, when a fella's been alone as long as I have,"
Family Guy
"Well, you're a very sweet friend,"
Family Guy
"and you're so good to listen to my troubles."
Family Guy
"Oh, I could listen for hours, Lois."
Family Guy
"Phew! Boy, you know,"
Family Guy
"I don't know how a half a glass of wine got me so lightheaded."
Family Guy
"I better lie down."
Family Guy
"You want me to help you upstairs?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you are a saint!"
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Family Guy
"Professor Klutz, the doctor is in."
Family Guy
"Oh, hiya, Brian."
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, now I know"
Family Guy
"your head is still a blank slate,"
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"but you got to listen to me when I say..."
Family Guy
"Wait. Did you just call me Brian?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah."
Family Guy
"- You've got your memory back? - Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"Happened yesterday on my way back from the grocery store."
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"Hi, Peter."
Family Guy
"Hey, you just snubbed me in front of my own house."
Family Guy
"I thought we'd come to an understanding."
Family Guy
"Look, fella, I don't know who you are and I don't want to,"
Family Guy
"This happens to be fresh Marathon Sod!"
Family Guy
"And as I recall, I don't really care for you!"
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. Who are you?"
Family Guy
"Well, if it isn't my old nemesis!"
Family Guy
"I was just lucky he had an odd number of objects."
Family Guy
"Why the hell didn't you tell anybody?"
Family Guy
"Well, I figured I could enjoy the bachelor life"
Family Guy
"for a few more days before getting Lois back."
Family Guy
"Lois is on a date with Quagmire,"
Family Guy
"and you've got to stop her before something happens."
Family Guy
"What?! Oh, my God! Where is she?"
Family Guy
"And you better get there quick,"
Family Guy
"because with Quagmire, sex is inevitable."
Family Guy
"Like a fat guy ordering dessert"
Family Guy
"when everyone else wants to leave."
Family Guy
"So, does anyone want dessert?"
Family Guy
"Ah, I couldn't eat another bite."
Family Guy
"No. I got to get home for the sitter."
Family Guy
"I'll have the soufflé."
Family Guy
"That takes 45 minutes."
Family Guy
"That's okay."
Family Guy
"I know, it's so weird, right?"
Family Guy
"I mean, it's... I mean, it's, like, fast."
Family Guy
"I mean, it's fast, but it feels, like, okay, you know?"
Family Guy
"I know. That's exactly how I feel."
Family Guy
"but if Peter's never coming back to me,"
Family Guy
"it's at least nice to know"
Family Guy
"You... You trust me?"
Family Guy
"Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"Wha...? Is something wrong?"
Family Guy
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