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Clips from Family Guy - The Book of Joe (S13E13)

"I didn't see you in the tub."
Family Guy
"Huh, what's all this?"
Family Guy
"Oh. Hey, Peter."
Family Guy
"Hey, Joe. What are all these pictures?"
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"Oh, nothing."
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"They're just some stupid scribbles I've been working on"
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"I don't think that's stupid."
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"I mean, my one note on these"
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"would be to hide a bunch of dongs in the backgrounds,"
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"but, otherwise, I think they're great!"
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"I've been working on this book for nine years,"
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"Come on, Joe. You can't be afraid."
Family Guy
"What if Bono had been afraid to wear sunglasses?"
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"Then nobody would know about Africa."
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"What's it about?"
Family Guy
"Well, it's called The Hopeful Squirrel."
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"who has to learn to overcome his disabilities"
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"so he can survive in the wild."
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"Wait... were you once a squirrel?"
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"Well, you know, you ought to do something with this."
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"Really? You think so?"
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"Hey, trust me, Joe."
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"I mean, I discovered Mr. Peanut."
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"Ordinary legume."
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"Extraordinary peanut!"
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"Oh, man. There she is."
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"She comes in here every morning after her run."
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"Ah, I'm obsessed with her."
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"Well, why don't you go talk to her?"
Family Guy
"Wh... Where are you going?"
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"And... 1,000."
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"Whew."
Family Guy
"1,000 what?"
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"Percent, that's what."
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"You, uh, you in the game, too?"
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"You mean running?"
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"Uh, let me think... what's on my trophies?"
Family Guy
"You're losing her!"
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"Hi, I'm Chloe."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Hey, uh, you wouldn't maybe want"
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"to grab a bite to eat sometime, would you?"
Family Guy
"That sounds great."
Family Guy
"Awesome."
Family Guy
"You know, see, this is how you meet people."
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"Short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman."
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"Hi, I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving"
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"Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Warehouse and Emporium."
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"Due to a gut-busting divorce, limited people skills,"
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"I am currently seeking online companionship as"
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"a short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman."
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"to convert my heavily embellished Internet profile"
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"and carefully airbrushed, out-of-date photo,"
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"into a night of physical intimacy with you...!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I just heard the best news."
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"Wow, word gets around fast."
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"Nice, right?"
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"No. Peter, I took your advice"
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"and sent my book to a publisher."
Family Guy
"They're gonna publish The Hopeful Squirrel."
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"So there's gonna be a real live book out there"
Family Guy
"You're not supposed to talk!"
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"Well, how else are you gonna know I'm in a box?!"
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"Oh. Hi, Brian."
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"Hey. You, uh..."
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"you didn't forget about our date, did you?"
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"we could go out for a run and then eat."
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"Hey, uh, is your vision also reduced to just a tiny pinhole?"
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"Just push through it, Brian."
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"you'll catch your second wind."
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"Runner's high?"
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"Yeah, my endorphins always kick in at the top of this hill."
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"Brian, this is your heart."
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"I never want to lose this feeling."
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"* Yeah, I'm running' down a dream *"
Family Guy
"That was incredible."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you hump her real good, Brian!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go ahead and close the shades."
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"I know this would've been a great day to surf."
Family Guy
"That's not a joke!"
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"Uh, anyway, this is The Hopeful Squirrel."
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""There once was a handicapped squirrel"
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"who could not climb trees to get food.""
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"Okay, next page."
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""hoped that the other animals would share their food with him."
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""'If you could all spare just one nut,"
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"I, too, could survive the winter.'""
Family Guy
"Sorry about that."
Family Guy
"Mommy, I don't like the wheel man."
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""But none of the other animals"
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"would share with the Hopeful Squirrel.""
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"Hey, eyes front! I'm talking!"
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"Don't tell my kid what to do."
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"Well, maybe if you did, I wouldn't have to!"
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"Shut up! This is free!"
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"'Cause it sucks! Quagmire?"
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"I think it might be time to leave."
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"Ah, crap, this is Joe's dream."
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"I got to do something."
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"Joe, what are you doing?"
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"The-the squirrel doesn't even sound hopeful."
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"It's got to be like,"
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""If you could spare just one nut,"
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"I, too, could survive the winter!""
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"Oh, I like that voice."
Family Guy
"Joe, quick, give me the book."
Family Guy
""And so, the squirrel decided to climb for his own nuts."
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"and arm strength.'""
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""'I'm sorry that we mistreated you, '"
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""said Buddy the Badger."
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""'Could you find it in your heart"
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""to share your nuts with us?'"
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""'Of course I'll share with you all, '"
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""'For if I could not forgive,"
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"Wow, that was great. Who are you?"
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"Just a grown man with a pet hermit crab."
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"Listen, Joe, how would you feel about your friend"
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"Well, you would write the books, and your friend, Peter,"
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"would be the public face of The Hopeful Squirrel."
Family Guy
"Well, I... I don't know."
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