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Clips from Family Guy - The Book of Joe (S13E13)

"Joe, this happens all the time."
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"You wouldn't believe who really writes"
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"Look, Peter can get this book into the hands"
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"of every kid in America."
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"That's what you wanted, isn't it?"
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"All right."
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"Great! So it's all agreed."
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"Can't wait to work with you, Peter."
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"What-what just happened?"
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"Oh, the bookstore closed and is now a Target."
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"But don't worry, our industry's fine."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Chicago?"
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"Could you please sign my copy of your book?"
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"- Sure, I... - Easy there, Joe."
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""Give me all your money. I have a gun"?"
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"Oh, wait, I think I messed something up."
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""Never give up on your dreams"?"
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"Listen, Peter, if you're gonna act as David Chicago,"
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"I need to know that you're gonna take this seriously"
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"and honor the message of the book."
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"Joe, I got it. Trust me."
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"This ain't the first time"
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"I've pretended to be someone I'm not."
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"Gene Shalit, I am the ghost of Roger Ebert."
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"And even in death, I'm a better critic than you."
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"Leave me alone! Go back to hell!"
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"It's fine, Joanne."
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"Quite... quite the imagination on this one."
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"limping down the sidewalk on my way to work,"
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"and I would just laugh and laugh,"
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"and I thought, "Hey! Put that in a book!""
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"He's making people laugh at handicapped people."
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"I'll tell you what he's doing,"
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"Wow, Brian, you sure have been doing a lot of jogging lately."
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"It's called "running," Lois."
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"Why don't you have some food?"
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"Oh, you mean fuel?"
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"is nothing but chemicals and empty calories."
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"Okay. I'll mush some up and put it on the floor"
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"next to the trash, if you get hungry."
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"You know, in case any of you want to, uh, come cheer us on,"
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"A marathon?"
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"But-but what if that sexy boy has another bomb?"
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"Yeah, are you sure you can finish a marathon?"
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"I'm not worried, Meg."
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"like Scotty engineering the Enterprise."
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"Scotty, we need more speed!"
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"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!"
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"Damn. Chekov, reroute auxiliary power to the helm."
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"Uh... Captain, this uh... this is a little embarrassing,"
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"but, uh, you know, I've never noticed, uh,"
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"the little lever I've been pushing, it's..."
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"it's only about two-thirds of the way up."
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"I-I actually can give her more."
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"That's great, Scotty!"
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"Mr. Spock, give us readings on..."
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"Y... You're not gonna believe this."
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"Uh, there's another lever here, too."
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"I... I'm sorry."
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"I feel like such a capital-J jerk right now."
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"It's okay, Scotty."
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"Lieutenant Uhura, open all channels for..."
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"Captain, I've-I've got to, uh, interrupt again."
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"I've just been thinking about"
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"this-this "giving her all she's got" thing."
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"I mean, I've been completely wrong for years now."
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"Sulu, lock phasers..."
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"Captain, I just got to jump in here."
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"W-We don't have enough dilithium crystals"
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"to run the phasers."
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"Peter, I think we need to talk."
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"You totally screwed up my book."
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"You're getting kids to laugh at handicapped people,"
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"when I'm trying to inspire them."
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"I'm afraid you're off the project."
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"What?"
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"I'm David Chicago!"
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"I'm the one who wrote the book."
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"All right? Everybody knows my face now."
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"And besides, I'm the only one of the two of us"
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"who can do a squirrel voice."
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"Well, I don't know if that's quite true."
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"Joe, Joe, stop. You're embarrassing yourself."
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"Sorry, Joe, but the publisher loves me."
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"The public loves me."
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"Screw you, Peter! You know what?"
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"You've ruined this for me."
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"I want nothing to do with the book,"
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"Aw, one of his shoes fell off during the anger."
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"That book really meant a lot to Joe."
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"I think you should talk to him."
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"Hey, that book would've been nothing without me."
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"And besides, he's the one who quit."
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"Now the publisher wants another book and it's all on me!"
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"I just hate to see you two in a fight."
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"And on the same week when my sister and I"
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"are having such a big fight, too."
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"Good night, Lois."
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"All right, guys. Ideas, ideas."
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"We got a Hopeful Squirrel book to write."
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""Damn, that's cray-cray in a good way, right there!""
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"Wow."
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"God just speaks right through you, doesn't he, Cleveland?"
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"I believe he does."
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"Okay, what else, what else?"
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"If there's a bison..."
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"It is what it is."
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"Ain't nothing gotta be nothing, huh?"
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"Hey, Stewie! Can you come in the bathroom for a second?"
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"What is it, Bri... Oh, my God!"
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"Hey, could you close the gate?"
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"Couple of calves got loose. Ha, pow!"
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"Brian, you're all sinewy."
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"Your whole body looks like Paul McCartney's neck."
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"- Thanks. - That's not a compliment."
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"You look terrible."
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"What does your girlfriend think of this?"
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"I dumped her; she couldn't keep up with me."
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"Hey, grab me some more Band-Aids, will you?"
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"I got, like, eight more nipples to cover up before my run."
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