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Clips from Family Guy - The Book of Joe (S13E13)

"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
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"Ugh, look at Cleveland over there."
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"without making it look like he's cleaning his feet in the pool."
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"I think that's awesome!"
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"but I've been too afraid to show it to anybody."
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"It's about a handicapped squirrel"
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"I know talent when I see it."
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"Ordinary legume."
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"That girl, right there."
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"Uh... yes!"
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"Hey, I'm Brian."
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"I tried the online dating thing,"
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"but there's just too much competition out there."
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"and significant prodding from my therapist,"
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"And it's all thanks to you!"
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"Joe, that's amazing!"
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"Oop, that's the back of the box."
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"Oh. Yeah. N-no, no. You know, I would totally do that."
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"Once you hit your runner's high,"
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""'Please, ' said the Hopeful Squirrel."
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"That's the man who passed out at the liquor store."
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"then I would be truly handicapped.'""
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"all those Stephen King books."
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"Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff. Ding!"
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"Well, whatever you think is best for the book."
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"Hot Rod asked for Mr. Chicago."
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"Gene, is everything all right?"
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"So, tell me, how did you decide"
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"to write about a handicapped squirrel?"
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"You know, I'd see these crippled kids"
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"What's he doing out there?!"
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"Ah, no-no offense, Lois, but that stuff"
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"I think you bought girl running shoes."
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"Chloe and I are doing the Quahog Marathon"
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"I'm just gonna give it all I've got,"
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"You can't kick me off the project."
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"I'm not going anywhere."
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"Peter, Bonnie told me that Joe's very upset."
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"Did you just poop and then get into bed"
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"without underwear on?"
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"Is that a statement or a question?"
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"Hey, how many of y'all bitches like to read?"
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""'His brains, his brains... they're everywhere!'"
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"the little girl yelled.""
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""The woodchuck mom and her baby finished their cocoa"
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"But then...""
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""'Nothing but cops on the take and hookers on the make, '"
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""'That and a bag of crank"
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"I'm sorry Joe's dream didn't work out for you, Peter."
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"Yeah, I need to find something a cartoon apple would wear."
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"Oh, son of a bitch!"
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"Friends?"
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"Frasier."
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"So, Bri, how's that ankle itch?"
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"I like where the USA is headed."
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"Honey, it doesn't seem like"
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"the Griffins are leaving anytime too soon!"
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"for a children's book."
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"Wha... Who?"
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"Way ahead of ya."
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"Short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman."
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"Short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman."
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"And I would love to attempt"
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"* That never would come to me *"
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""The squirrel"..."
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"the same squirrel from the first page..."
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"You know why it's free?"
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"He's funny."
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"He would be David Chicago."
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"Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff. Ding!"
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"Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff. Lunch!"
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"in a couple weeks."
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"She can't take any more!"
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"Scotty to bridge."
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"The ship can literally go three times as fast."
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"I've-I've lost all credibility, haven't I?"
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"and I want nothing to do with you!"
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"Did you really take his book away from him?"
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"QUAGMIRE Ladies and gentlemen,"
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""On top of that, some son of a bitch killed his brother.""
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""'What's a hooker?' asked the bunny, who was gay."
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""is my Saturday night!' spat Randy."
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"I'm sorry, Peter, you're fired."
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"Help me, somebody!"
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"It's from the book, Peter."
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"Ah, what is that?"
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"Of course not."
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"Oh, crap."
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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""said the squirrel."
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"getting more involved? What do you mean?"
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"Joe, come on. Let's not kid ourselves."
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"No, Peter. I'm handicapped."
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"Go back to sleep."
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"Good day for these wet paint brushes, too."
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"Uh, C-Captain, Scotty again."
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"Wow. Well, that really means a lot to me, Peter."
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"Oh, Brian."
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"David Chicago!"
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""'I don't need legs when I've got a positive attitude"
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"I was just thinking, since it's so nice out,"
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"Peter."
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"* All the things that make us *"
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"Hey, guys. You look like you're getting a little red."
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"Maybe you ought to put some sunblock on."
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"Joe, we just got here."
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"Oh, sorry about that."
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"These got a little mixed up."
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""Hey, glad you guys could make it!""
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"He's obviously cleaning his feet in the pool"
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"That's a good temp."
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"I wonder if this temp is the same on my other foot."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Sure is a good day for it."
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"Is the pool too warm for paint brushes?"
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"Hey, sorry again, Kevin."
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