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Clips from Family Guy - The Old Man and the Big 'C' (S11E11)

"What are you doing?!"
Family Guy
"Peter, who is that man?"
Family Guy
"I don't want to talk about it."
Family Guy
"Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house."
Family Guy
"Ah, that's just Quagmire."
Family Guy
"He's acting all different now that he's bald."
Family Guy
"I'll go talk to him."
Family Guy
"Hey, slow down!"
Family Guy
"Drive like hell, you'll get there!"
Family Guy
"Quagmire, what the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I'm just letting all these hot-rodders know"
Family Guy
"that this is a neighborhood, not a speedway track."
Family Guy
"Too fast, too fast!"
Family Guy
"Our children should not have to live in fear!"
Family Guy
"Okay, well, how come you're not doing this"
Family Guy
"in front of your own house?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my ham radio interferes with the radar gun."
Family Guy
"Talked to a fella in Papua New Guinea last night."
Family Guy
"You should come by sometime and join in the fun."
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"H-Hello?"
Family Guy
"Are you bald?"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Well, I hope you can, Sharon."
Family Guy
"I'd just like to return this VHS copy of Pete's Dragon."
Family Guy
"Watched, enjoyed and rewound."
Family Guy
"Uh, there are a lot of people waiting."
Family Guy
"Is there anything else?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yes. Do you have a garbage can back there?"
Family Guy
"I have the backings to some Fruit Roll-Ups I need to discard."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. That's for library trash only."
Family Guy
"I understand. That's okay."
Family Guy
"I'll just hold on to these for the rest of the day."
Family Guy
"It ain't easy bein' green, huh?"
Family Guy
"That's from a song."
Family Guy
"Is that all?"
Family Guy
"for the sleight-of-hand magic show this afternoon?"
Family Guy
"Twelve. Ooh."
Family Guy
"Maybe I'll just stand in the hallway and look in."
Family Guy
"Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck."
Family Guy
"So, how did it end up... in your shirt pocket?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, how did he do that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, there's Quagmire."
Family Guy
"He's been so weird lately."
Family Guy
"You notice now that he's bald,"
Family Guy
"whenever he thinks about something, he scratches his wrist?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, we got a pitcher."
Family Guy
"You want a beer?"
Family Guy
"Ehh, I don't think so."
Family Guy
"and I don't want to be all fuzzy-headed for that."
Family Guy
"Listen, Quagmire, we hate you now."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you used to be fun."
Family Guy
"Yeah, now you're always either preparing for a colonoscopy"
Family Guy
"or just coming back from a colonoscopy."
Family Guy
"The going on down there?"
Family Guy
"Well, that's what we're trying to figure out."
Family Guy
"Come on, we want our buddy back."
Family Guy
"I'm not putting that toupee on again, Peter."
Family Guy
"So... I-I'm not sure what you want me to do."
Family Guy
"You could get a hair transplant."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. Like one of those guys pretending to get out of the pool."
Family Guy
"That looks all right."
Family Guy
"Yeah, come on, Quagmire. Get the hair transplant."
Family Guy
"Come back to us."
Family Guy
"You're right. This isn't me."
Family Guy
"There you go, that's pretty gross."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's the spirit, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"the last couple weeks. Hey, no problem."
Family Guy
"You put up with me when I was barefoot guy."
Family Guy
"Boy, nothing like a beer with the fellas, eh?"
Family Guy
"Peter, would you mind putting on some shoes?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I would."
Family Guy
"Glenn Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"Why does that name sound familiar?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, I treated you for butt flu."
Family Guy
"Hey, you want to keep it down?"
Family Guy
"Easy now. That's my privilege"
Family Guy
"as a doctor to talk about that stuff."
Family Guy
"How's it going, Dr. Kamada?"
Family Guy
"Bob!"
Family Guy
"Mattaaayy."
Family Guy
"Oh, hiya, Rachael."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Dr. Geller."
Family Guy
"Sarah."
Family Guy
"Jim."
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"Merianna."
Family Guy
"Geez, Joe."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I come here a lot."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm gonna hit the john."
Family Guy
"Good. Me and Joe can stay here and tell secrets."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this,"
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt, but the cancer is terminal."
Family Guy
"I understand."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Carter's dying?!"
Family Guy
"I now declare this hair transplant officially over!"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Family Guy
"He's back!"
Family Guy
"You look great, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. One of my patients on Two has been shot."
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Um, hey, what's up?"
Family Guy
"Were you-- were you just looking at Rollerblades?"
Family Guy
"What? No. Yeah, who cares?"
Family Guy
"What do you want?"
Family Guy
"and I heard something I wish I hadn't."
Family Guy
"Oh, please do not tell me it was a sexist remark,"
Family Guy
"because... because that is not okay."
Family Guy
"You know, those nurses are busting their asses,"
Family Guy
"weighing people and seeing how tall they are."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I heard a doctor tell Carter he has two weeks to live."
Family Guy
"What? Are you sure?"
Family Guy
"I saw it with my own eyes."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you're right!"
Family Guy
"He looks awful."
Family Guy
"Wait, how are we seeing this?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I've got a nanny cam hidden inside his house."
Family Guy
"Watching him nail his cleaning woman is how"
Family Guy
"I'm learning Spanish."
Family Guy
"Although I'm not sure what the Spanish word "no" means,"
Family Guy
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