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Clips from Family Guy - The Old Man and the Big 'C' (S11E11)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us"
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"♪ Family Guy 11x03 ♪ Old Man and the Big `C' Original Air Date on November 4, 2012"
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"Boy, what a great day for a baseball game."
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"in the house for catching home run balls."
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"The only souvenir I ever got was at that stock car race."
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"Man, I hate the Yankees."
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"because I happen to live in this region of the country. Yeah!"
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"Nah, just some idiot streaking across the field."
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"Hey."
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"Your dad fought in World War II,"
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"Come on, Big Papi!"
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"I got it, I got it!"
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"Wow, I guess all this time,"
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"Ha! No, but he'sour friend."
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"as the Red Sox bested the Yankees seven to six."
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"Can I help you?"
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"I was planning on looking at pictures of birds later,"
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"Baldness is for women's crotches, not men's heads."
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"Oh, you mean foot prisons?"
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"I'm wearing my dead grandmother's panties."
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"If you're lucky, you've got two weeks to live."
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"Listen, I was at the hospital earlier,"
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"I gotta check this out."
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"Oh, hi, Brian."
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"and I can't get ahold of them."
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"Look, I know something's going on."
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"In my neighborhood,"
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"You know, that uncle that sit around in the house"
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"That's accurate!"
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"He on the Sprint plan."
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"with that poppy seed stuck in your teeth, aren't you?"
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"You know what you did."
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"Well, for now."
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"Okay, now we've got him."
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"Coffee for Brent."
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"than that walking corpse I saw last week."
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"is secure on level 12."
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"I'll have you fired for talking to me like that."
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"All right, we're just going to have to try"
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"Don't worry about it, Bri..."
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"Brian, look."
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"You know when "Who Let the Dogs Out?" came out?"
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"I guess a lot of people are sneezing out there."
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"Oh, my God, Stewie."
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"When did she say that?"
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"Stewie and I are headed out to the beach."
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"Well, let me tell you about Kohl's."
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"but he won't release it because it's not profitable."
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"Good for Peter."
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"You've got more money than anyone"
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"'cause your parents were too wealthy and busy got cancer?"
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"What if I got cancer or, God forbid,"
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"awaiting the big announcement."
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"Oh, Daddy."
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Aw, that'd be sweet."
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"All right, I got the guy!"
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"I got the guy."
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"Yeah! You are all villains to me"
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"What's going on? Did I miss something?"
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"Ha ha. You're all looking at my penis."
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"You didn't plan on it, but it's happening."
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"Oh, cool. Two spots opened up."
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"You, uh-- y-you go ahead."
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"I can wait. I might-- I might wait for a stall."
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"Oh, come on, Peter."
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"We're missing the game."
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"Hey. Hi."
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"Damn it. He already started."
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"If I don't start peeing soon, it's gonna be weird."
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"He'll be all done, and I'll still be here."
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"Come on, Peter. Pee."
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"and you can't even pee in a urinal?"
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"What the hell's wrong with you?"
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"All set? Yup."
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"I know you didn't go."
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"I'm'a go pee in a stairwell."
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"It's coming straight for us!"
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"Mine! I got it! It's my ball"
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"Damn it, Brian! That came to me!"
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"That's my ball!"
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"What?"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Quagmire should've been saying "wiggity.""
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"And now it's time"
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"for the Channel Five Sports Report"
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"brought to you by Kia."
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"Kia: Too bad it's a Kia."
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"A big day at Fenway today,"
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"But what really has everyone talking"
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"is the fan who lost his toupee at the game."
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"The hilarious video already has"
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"over two million views on YouTube."
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"Comments ranged from sympathy all the way to racial slurs"
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"directed at others who chose to comment."
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"Great, I'm a laughingstock."
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"What do I do?"
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"Come on, Quagmire. It's not so bad."
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"You could kill yourself."
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"Well, it's just a thought,"
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"but have you ever considered just embracing your baldness?"
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"Yeah, Brian's right."
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"You know, there's lots of big Hollywood celebrities"
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"who have gone bald with dignity."
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"John Travolta, David Spade, Nicolas Cage, Jeremy Piven..."
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"And besides, don't you think"
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"you'll be happier just being who you really are?"
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"Maybe you're right. What the hell."
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"I mean, wh-what other choice do I have at this point?"
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"Everybody knows now anyway."
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"Great. Trust me."
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"Nobody's gonna give you a hard time."
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"And even if they do, just ignore them."
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"That's what I do with that weekend bully."
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"Hey, your weekend sucks!"
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"I've already gone on a hike"
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"and fixed a few things around my house!"
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