Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Comic Book Store Regeneration (S08E08)

"How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Did you know Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb?"
The Big Bang Theory
"What do you want, Barry?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Your idea really helped me out."
The Big Bang Theory
"Cooper, suck eggs."
The Big Bang Theory
"handing out your math to whatever guy comes along."
The Big Bang Theory
"I suck something more pleasant."
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"to check on me if I'm lonely?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, it would be, except that I left string theory"
The Big Bang Theory
"there's nothing more important than the advancement of science?"
The Big Bang Theory
"and it's not okay to feel the way I feel."
The Big Bang Theory
"I mean, why don't you talk to her?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, now you're getting creative."
The Big Bang Theory
"Stuart, this place looks amazing."
The Big Bang Theory
"Thanks."
The Big Bang Theory
"You really did a nice job."
The Big Bang Theory
"and mooch off some guy's mother."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm not going anywhere."
The Big Bang Theory
"if I were to let something go,"
The Big Bang Theory
"The spiny anteater..."
The Big Bang Theory
"How does that work?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay."
The Big Bang Theory
"Now open your hand and let it go."
The Big Bang Theory
"She's been conducting an experiment on apes"
The Big Bang Theory
"That's when Amy said, "Want to make this interesting?""
The Big Bang Theory
"You bet money on me?"
The Big Bang Theory
"No, no."
The Big Bang Theory
"See? Now, isn't that interesting?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Before you go too far, not a special pen"
The Big Bang Theory
"That's it."
The Big Bang Theory
"And it's just furniture."
The Big Bang Theory
"But I didn't marry you for good points."
The Big Bang Theory
"no matter how ridiculous I'm being!"
The Big Bang Theory
"Hi, we're here to pick up an order for Comic Center."
The Big Bang Theory
"The-the guy who plays Jon Snow was a jerk."
The Big Bang Theory
"A-And Dr. Horrible."
The Big Bang Theory
"Come on."
The Big Bang Theory
"I know you've been giving me secret puzzle tests."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Oh, hey. - Pull up your pants!"
The Big Bang Theory
"Uh, you can tell us."
The Big Bang Theory
"We're scientists, not crazy fanboys."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm him."
The Big Bang Theory
"Wait, hang on."
The Big Bang Theory
"If you're really Nathan Fillion,"
The Big Bang Theory
"I knew the line-- doesn't make me Nathan Fillion."
The Big Bang Theory
"I want a picture with Nathan Fillion."
The Big Bang Theory
"How about a picture with a guy who looks like Nathan Fillion"
The Big Bang Theory
"but a little more annoyed than Nathan Fillion usually is?"
The Big Bang Theory
"And how could a chimp even solve that?"
The Big Bang Theory
"So you guys were testing us both?"
The Big Bang Theory
"You could have at least warned him about the furniture."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hey, you okay?"
The Big Bang Theory
"my mom died."
The Big Bang Theory
"What can we do?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Not right now, Sheldon."
The Big Bang Theory
"Buddy... No, it's okay."
The Big Bang Theory
"I mean, that woman took me in."
The Big Bang Theory
"I've invented a science joke, would you like to hear it?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Sure."
The Big Bang Theory
"How many?"
The Big Bang Theory
"and doesn't deserve his own joke."
The Big Bang Theory
"Is that really true?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Of course, that's how you know it's a good joke."
The Big Bang Theory
"It not only entertains, it informs."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hey, sorry to interrupt."
The Big Bang Theory
"Uh, Barry,"
The Big Bang Theory
"uh, how many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Just wanted to drop this off as a little thank you for Amy."
The Big Bang Theory
"What's this for?"
The Big Bang Theory
"My light-cone quantization paper's online already."
The Big Bang Theory
"The response has been amazing."
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, that's fascinating."
The Big Bang Theory
"I can't wait to read it."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, no, me as well."
The Big Bang Theory
"Uh, please e-mail it to [email protected]."
The Big Bang Theory
"Why "dot-biz"?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Because I just gave you the business."
The Big Bang Theory
"And also Bazinga.com was taken."
The Big Bang Theory
"Anyway, thanks again."
The Big Bang Theory
"Since when do you help out Barry Kripke?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, I'd been thinking about a cellular automata approach"
The Big Bang Theory
"to neuronal connectivity,"
The Big Bang Theory
"and I thought it might have some interesting applications"
The Big Bang Theory
"to string theory-- it's not a big deal."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, really?"
The Big Bang Theory
"When I was doing string theory and hit a dead end,"
The Big Bang Theory
"why didn't you try to help me?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I did-- you said the only math biologists know is"
The Big Bang Theory
"if you have three frogs and one hops away,"
The Big Bang Theory
"that leaves two frogs."
The Big Bang Theory
"That's pretty funny, that does sound like me."
The Big Bang Theory
"But that doesn't mean"
The Big Bang Theory
"that you should be standing on street corners"
The Big Bang Theory
"I helped out a fellow colleague."
The Big Bang Theory
"You're being petty."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm being petty?"
The Big Bang Theory
"You know Barry and I have a professional rivalry."
The Big Bang Theory
"You heard him-- he told me to suck eggs."
The Big Bang Theory
"If we were friends, he would have suggested"
The Big Bang Theory
"Why are you laughing?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Did you learn something?"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ The Earth began to cool"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, Ma."
The Big Bang Theory
"Say hi to Aunt Gladys."
The Big Bang Theory
"Yeah, I love you, too."
The Big Bang Theory
"Bye."
The Big Bang Theory
"Your mom having fun in Florida?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Mmm, she loves it."
The Big Bang Theory
"She finally found a place where everyone talks about"
The Big Bang Theory
"how sweaty they are."
The Big Bang Theory
"Anyway, she wants us to go to the house"
The Big Bang Theory
"and check in on Stuart because he might be "lonely.""
The Big Bang Theory
"She's just being nice."
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, I'm her son, how come she doesn't send someone"
The Big Bang Theory
"Because you have a wife."
The Big Bang Theory
Show more clips