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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Lockdown (S02E02)

They weren't close, but I wanted to do something.

"They weren't close, but I wanted to do something."

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Flowers are a bold choice, Santiago,

"Flowers are a bold choice, Santiago,"

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Beat me at expressing condolences?

"Beat me at expressing condolences?"

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Personal... It's a personal matter

"Personal... It's a personal matter"

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Hey, Captain, I just sent you an email, uh...

"Hey, Captain, I just sent you an email, uh..."

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"Please let us know if there's anything we can do.

""Please let us know if there's anything we can do."

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I was hacked?

"I was hacked?"

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Whoo!

"Whoo!"

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That's not your hand.

"That's not your hand."

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Is that a healed-over earring hole?

"Is that a healed-over earring hole?"

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Do you have a scandalous past?

"Do you have a scandalous past?"

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I was stabbed in the line of duty.

"I was stabbed in the line of duty."

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The scar extends through the lobe into the neck.

"The scar extends through the lobe into the neck."

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No one likes it when you do that.

"No one likes it when you do that."

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Anyway, thank you for taking command of the precinct

"Anyway, thank you for taking command of the precinct"

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over the holiday.

"over the holiday."

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As you all know, I hate Thanksgiving.

"As you all know, I hate Thanksgiving."

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Actually, Captain asked me first, but I had plans.

"Actually, Captain asked me first, but I had plans."

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So I forgot to put up the posters, and no one came,

"So I forgot to put up the posters, and no one came,"

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all by me-self.

"all by me-self."

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You can count on me, sir. Happy Thanksgiving.

"You can count on me, sir. Happy Thanksgiving."

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And as leader, it is my job

"And as leader, it is my job"

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I want to work in the break room,

"I want to work in the break room,"

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Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?

"Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?"

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Always happy to spend time with you, sir.

"Always happy to spend time with you, sir."

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Oh, I remember Zeke. Large gentleman.

"Oh, I remember Zeke. Large gentleman."

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Thanks for the sandwich, Li'l Dum-Dum.

"Thanks for the sandwich, Li'l Dum-Dum."

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instead of Peralta?

"instead of Peralta?"

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I'd much rather have you in charge.

"I'd much rather have you in charge."

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He can be very responsible.

"He can be very responsible."

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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See you later, boss-genie.

"See you later, boss-genie."

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and they were all baking powder.

"and they were all baking powder."

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Jake, what are you doing? This is a crisis.

"Jake, what are you doing? This is a crisis."

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I'm trying to keep morale up,

"I'm trying to keep morale up,"

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because Hazmat said it's almost definitely a hoax.

"because Hazmat said it's almost definitely a hoax."

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Guys! You're freaking people out.

"Guys! You're freaking people out."

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Not Hitchcock.

"Not Hitchcock."

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Okay, I'm gonna call Holt. You want to come?

"Okay, I'm gonna call Holt. You want to come?"

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Okay, keep me posted.

"Okay, keep me posted."

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Peralta seems to have it under control.

"Peralta seems to have it under control."

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Perfect. Let's go there.

"Perfect. Let's go there."

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Or my neighbors are out of town.

"Or my neighbors are out of town."

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We could break into their place.

"We could break into their place."

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You should talk in a silly voice,

"You should talk in a silly voice,"

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so you seem less terrifying.

"so you seem less terrifying."

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What?

"What?"

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We know it's not baking powder. What is it?

"We know it's not baking powder. What is it?"

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Sir, you shouldn't have to be below eye level,

"Sir, you shouldn't have to be below eye level,"

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Okay, you do look good in Amy's purple shirt.

"Okay, you do look good in Amy's purple shirt."

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so the emergency services lab is closed.

"so the emergency services lab is closed."

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They're gonna reopen them, but it'll be at least five hours

"They're gonna reopen them, but it'll be at least five hours"

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First, we have 12 perps locked up in holding.

"First, we have 12 perps locked up in holding."

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Great, we'll refer to them as the normies.

"Great, we'll refer to them as the normies."

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The naughty boys.

"The naughty boys."

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as the doinkmeisters.

"as the doinkmeisters."

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I'm just gonna call them the vegetable medley,

"I'm just gonna call them the vegetable medley,"

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Whoa, whoa, that's just gonna freak everyone out.

"Whoa, whoa, that's just gonna freak everyone out."

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I'm not there to read the situation,

"I'm not there to read the situation,"

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Hitchcock got trapped out on the balcony.

"Hitchcock got trapped out on the balcony."

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Good, sounds like we dodged a bullet there.

"Good, sounds like we dodged a bullet there."

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Well, that's settled.

"Well, that's settled."

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Boyle, you go through security footage

"Boyle, you go through security footage"

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and see if you can see who brought in that box.

"and see if you can see who brought in that box."

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Tinker bell is a loyal lieutenant

"Tinker bell is a loyal lieutenant"

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Fine, done, you're my number two.

"Fine, done, you're my number two."

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Yes! I made number two.

"Yes! I made number two."

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Sergeant, is there any way you can replace this large ball

"Sergeant, is there any way you can replace this large ball"

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with a chair that is actually a chair?

"with a chair that is actually a chair?"

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Well, the Captain wanted to have the news on,

"Well, the Captain wanted to have the news on,"

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So how we all holding up?

"So how we all holding up?"

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Okay, great, first off,

"Okay, great, first off,"

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that it's all harmless and we can all go home soon.

"that it's all harmless and we can all go home soon."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Can you say it quietly to me, please?

"Can you say it quietly to me, please?"

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something's gotta give.

"something's gotta give."

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Okay, surprising opinion.

"Okay, surprising opinion."

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Oh, I just learned the single ladies dance.

"Oh, I just learned the single ladies dance."

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Boyle really knows how to move his pelvis.

"Boyle really knows how to move his pelvis."

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I can't believe this is one of the last things

"I can't believe this is one of the last things"

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Whoo! This is why I became a cop.

"Whoo! This is why I became a cop."

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He's got really good material. Oh.

"He's got really good material. Oh."

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I can't believe you gave the mob a megaphone.

"I can't believe you gave the mob a megaphone."

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Maybe not so happy.

"Maybe not so happy."

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And soda too?

"And soda too?"

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ice-cold metal cans of soda at you.

"ice-cold metal cans of soda at you."

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You need to man up.

"You need to man up."

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tell them that they're gonna be here awhile,

"tell them that they're gonna be here awhile,"

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we're gonna have to use your room for a little longer.

"we're gonna have to use your room for a little longer."

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No problem.

"No problem."

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Really? Yeah, I feel you.

"Really? Yeah, I feel you."

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See you, brother.

"See you, brother."

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but we did find these beauties.

"but we did find these beauties."

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They're all faux fur and all the best brands.

"They're all faux fur and all the best brands."

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I was thinking maybe a trivia contest.

"I was thinking maybe a trivia contest."

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Interesting fact there... It turns out

"Interesting fact there... It turns out"

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Jake, you have to arrest him.

"Jake, you have to arrest him."

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No, it'll only make things worse.

"No, it'll only make things worse."

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Yeah, it's good.

"Yeah, it's good."

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Still pretty good.

"Still pretty good."

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I just don't want people to panic,

"I just don't want people to panic,"

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in Brooklyn, yeah?

"in Brooklyn, yeah?"

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See, if you talk to people like humans,

"See, if you talk to people like humans,"

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It's friggin' Anthrax!

"It's friggin' Anthrax!"

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and "it's allz good." "Alls" with a "z."

"and "it's allz good." "Alls" with a "z.""

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another box with a question mark,

"another box with a question mark,"

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and yet another box with a question mark.

"and yet another box with a question mark."

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What does that mean?

"What does that mean?"

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Not one word of that is true.

"Not one word of that is true."

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Jake, we have to start putting people in detention.

"Jake, we have to start putting people in detention."

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We need to put on something's gotta give.

"We need to put on something's gotta give."

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You burned down the precinct?

"You burned down the precinct?"

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Enough!

"Enough!"

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I'm very disappointed in you.

"I'm very disappointed in you."

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What's he saying?

"What's he saying?"

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He said he's very disappointed in you.

"He said he's very disappointed in you."

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I know you're too proud

"I know you're too proud"

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to say "I told you so," so I'm just gonna...

"to say "I told you so," so I'm just gonna..."

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That seems right.

"That seems right."

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Been waiting to hear you say that all day.

"Been waiting to hear you say that all day."

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