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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Sells the Bar (S03E03)

"What is he escaping from? Secret tunnels then."
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"Guys! Can we stop arguing? There are two systems."
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"nobody appeared to be working there."
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"Well, we here at Media Restaurant Group..."
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"This bar... it's who we are."
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"You big businesses going all over town swallowing up all the small guys."
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"Are you serious? I have been with you guys since the very beginning."
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"It does not matter one bit, because I'm not selling the bar anyway."
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"That's the offer."
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"Let's sell this piece-of-shit bar."
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"We need to be wooed."
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"Yeah, I could go for being wooed. Oh."
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"I'd love to be wooed. I could go for some wood."
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"We'll get some wood. We'll build something cool. Then we'll go get the money."
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"That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about."
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"Dennis, just... It's a waste of time?"
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"Hi. I need to apply for a job."
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"Dee? Hey."
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"Hi. Are you applying for a job here?"
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"I'm working here. Hmm."
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"Yeah. I'm assistant managing. I thought you worked at the coffee shop."
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"Did you go to high school or..."
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"Of us... to be hung in the new restaurant..."
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"to pay tribute and preserve our legacy."
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"Actually, Charlie, it wasn't Hiroshima."
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"I'm pretty sure Hiroshima's in Japan."
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"We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan."
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"Excuse me! What? Put some..."
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"Mac, he's gonna hold the spool. Charlie's gonna do the countdown."
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"Frank and I, we're gonna push the handle down... kablowie."
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"Excuse me, sir. I would like a helicopter flyby."
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"I don't need to be in it. I just want your corporate chopper..."
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"Okay. Okay, you know what, here's what I'm gonna do."
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"Well, something a little less than the original offer. Less money?"
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"You're not the boss of me, so quit..."
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"Technically, Charlie, I am the boss of you because I own half your shares."
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"What are you guys doing? Is this a hose job where you're hosing me down?"
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"then we gotta woo him."
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"I'd be a top. That's for sure. Maybe."
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"The speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply."
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"Ooh. That sounds like a whole thing."
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"Know what I'll do... if they start to get empty, I'll just grab some from other tables."
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"Yeah, which makes my job easier."
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"Hello, Charlie. How you doin'? This is good."
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"Not an easy accomplishment. So, job? I don't think so, Charlie."
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"Fine. Okay, fine. I will give you a job."
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"I have no idea why Dennis thinks you're so cool."
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"Did you say that Dennis thinks I'm cool? What's that?"
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"We're doing all the work for you, and you're making your manager look bad."
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"Otherwise, we're doing all the work for you. You're getting a little close."
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"Didn't mean to do anything inappropriate. I was just trying to help out."
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"You're not gonna impress her. We'll see."
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"Oh! He's still got it."
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"What exactly are your old, pathetic friends doing here, Frank?"
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"If we can establish that there's a seedy element outside of that bookstore..."
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"maybe the offer comes back to us."
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"Not for you, bitch."
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"Now you want me to come back just to serve you drinks and not pay me anything."
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"You are stupid. You are straight up stupid."
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"Why don't you take this application and go to the back office?"
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"Uh, I understand you're looking for a bartending position."
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"I am not gonna answer any of your questions. Just give me a job."
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"Charlie! What are you doing in my office?"
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"Wow, look at you. You look... Lookin' good. Okay."
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"And secondly, I'm here because I'm looking for a bartending job."
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"Oh, well, maybe I should then..."
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"Okay."
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"Would you sing us a song? We don't sing, guy."
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"Oh, yeah, we do. We'll sing. We'll sing for you. Right, boys?"
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"One, two, three. Bom, bom bom"
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"Bumba, babababa, oombaoom"
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"Wow. You know what? You are not allowed to drink on the job."
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"Hey, Cocktail, can I get those drinks before my shift ends?"
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"I'm sorry. I've been so busy getting so many phone numbers. Yeah, what's that all about?"
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"While you've been picking up bar whores..."
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"You're doubledropping again? I never stopped doubledropping."
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"That is unbelievable. What are you on about?"
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"Why are you being so needy? Do you realize how unattractive that is to me?"
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"All right, ladies. Who wants to do a shot off my abs?"
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"What's goin' on over there? Are you all right?"
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"I'm not all right. Dennis and Dee are being complete assfaces."
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"I gave them a chance to work here."
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"What? They're stealing? Yes."
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"I will rid you of those two jerks. Really?"
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"Well, a quick one."
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"Wow. Why are you so sweaty? It's really hot in here."
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"They're blazing that A.C."
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"Look, pal, you'd better not mess with us."
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"You know what? Don't make 'em, 'cause you won't have your jobs much longer."
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"Here's the thing. I had a really strange night last night."
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"One of them died on my doorstep, and it sort of put me in a funk."
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"What? Yeah. You guys are all fired."
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"Some stars shine so bright that they burn out before their time."
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"We're gonna miss you, Hawky."
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"Hawky never spoke much"
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"Oh, my God, dude!"
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"No, there isn't, Charlie. Yes, there is."
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"Every single one of these corporate buildings has a helipad on the roof."
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"Charlie is right. There's always some big boss man fat cat..."
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"Secrets tunnels? There are no..."
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"Secret tunnels, a monorail system and a helipad."
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"I don't wanna talk to this corporate drone any longer than we have to."
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"We're split on the helicopters. We'll come back to the secret tunnels."
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"That was an excellent idea. I think we'd better."
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"But we can all agree we should at least hear this guy out."
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"I guess. Yeah, sure. Let's hear the guy out."
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"Okay, we'll hear him out. We're agreed."
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"Sir, please continue."
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"O Okay. Right. Um..."
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"As I was saying, when I went down to your bar the other day..."
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"There were people there, but they were just customers who seemed to be serving themselves."
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"We're out and about a lot, bro. Get to the point."
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"really think that the location of your bar would be a perfect spot..."
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"All right? It's all we've got."
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"It's our life. You wouldn't understand that."
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"You can't buy everything. We know your kind."
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"Well, guess what, pal... Paddy's Pub can't be bought."
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"Okay. Well, if you would just please take a look at our offer."
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"Yeah, man. We'll take a look at it, but..."
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"Sold!"
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