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Clips from The Simpsons - The Great Money Caper (S12E12)

"Of course he did, Son. He's a filthy crook. Now let's all hit the hay."
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"It's 10:00 in the morning."
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"I guess you haven't heard of chloroform."
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"But didn't ya just say-"
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"- I'll ask the questions here, Carjacker Willie! - Objection!"
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"I'm gonna allow it. It characterizes the defendant as a carjacker."
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"- Dad, we've gotta tell everyone the truth. - Let's see how this plays out."
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"Mr. Simpson, could you describe your assailant to the court?"
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"I told you my memory is fuzzy. Fuzzy!"
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"Fuzzy like Willie's beard?"
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"Yes! Exactly! No, no. I mean the whole incident is hazy."
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"Hazy like the moors of Scotland?"
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"Yes, exactly!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Hey! Mountain Dew? Ohh!"
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"Mr. Foreman, has the jury reached a verdict?"
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"I believe we was promised $5.00 a day."
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"All right then. Guilty!"
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"- Dad, tell them! - When the time is right."
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"Ten years? But I "didna" do it!"
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"You'll never send me up the river!"
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"Oh!"
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"Stop! This has gone on just long enough!"
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"Nobody carjacked me."
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"I tried to pull a con and got conned myself."
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"And then I lied to you all."
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"So did Bart."
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"Okay, players, that's a wrap!"
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"Huh?"
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"- Nice work, everybody. - Wait a minute. This whole thing was a setup?"
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"But Skinner got shot. Aah!"
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"What about that bullet hole in your hair?"
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"Yeah, we hornswoggled you good."
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"He's doing Dreamcoat at the dinner theater."
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"- I can't believe everyone was in on it. - Willie wasn't!"
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"Wait a minute. You're telling me the police force, the TV news..."
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"a courthouse full of people, and a popular entertainer..."
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"had nothing better to do than to teach me and Bart a lesson?"
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"I know it seems far-fetched, even insulting to your intelligence."
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"- Cowabunga! - Woo!"
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"Uh! Uh!"
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"- Hey! - Aah!"
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"Shh!"
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"No! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!"
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"D'oh!"
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"- Mmm. Look. - Oh, my goodness!"
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"Yup. Blanks and a blood pack."
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"Hey, everybody! Surf's up!"
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"You see, the emperor of China's coming over and I don't have enough colorful silks."
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"Ha. Ha. Tell you what? Let's get this ball gag on ya."
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"- Oh. - What are you doing? Why are you frosting that old throw pillow?"
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"- Oh! - Oh, excuse me."
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"Uhh! My bar mitzvah cake!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Well, there's your problem."
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"See, the ladies know what I'm talking about."
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"I love you too."
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"Hey, you guys!"
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"Okay, Dad, ready for our first con?"
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"Mmm, people. I guess they thought I was a charity case."
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"Beer, yes! How did you know? Hmm? Ahh."
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"Ohh!"
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"But what about the guy who took my car?"
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"Hello, I'm Questo. I'll be your waiter and mentalist for this evening."
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"- No, "Long" is better. - Are you really gonna drink that?"
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"Mmm! I'd like to visit that Long Island place, if only it were real."
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"Oh, please. I didn't say that for clapping."
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"Whoa, baby!"
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"That's no gentleman. That's my husband."
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"He's very good."
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"Hey, don't blame me. I gotta compete with TV and the Internet."
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"Oh, right. The magic."
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"Hold your horses. I'll get to ya!"
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"Throw the book at him, sonny. D'oh!"
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"Will you tell the court your whereabouts at the time of the carjacking?"
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"Carjacking? Who said anything about a carjacking?"
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"Carjacker Willie, I sentence you to 10 years in prison!"
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"- Sure you "didna." Now let's get you to Attica- - No!"
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"- Dad. - Let's see where he's going with this."
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"Willie, as your employer, I insist-"
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"Welcome to the Magic Palace."
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"You'll feel four things."
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"- Wow. Mom got a laugh. - I wish she drank every day."
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"Do we love Marge or what?"
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"I had nothing to do with that carjacking."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I was alone in me Unabomber-style shack."
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"Don't worry, Marge. You won't feel a thing."
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"- Okay. You can park my car. But no joyriding! - Mmm."
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