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Clips from Good Times (1974) - Black Jesus (S01E01)

Your old man not home yet?

"Your old man not home yet?"

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No.

"No."

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Which one of his three underpaid jobs

"Which one of his three underpaid jobs"

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is he working overtime on?

"is he working overtime on?"

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and go down to the Internal Revenue.

"and go down to the Internal Revenue."

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They're going to audit him.

"They're going to audit him."

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Thanks, baby. Audit him? What for?

"Thanks, baby. Audit him? What for?"

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They disallowing the use of his yacht

"They disallowing the use of his yacht"

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for business?

"for business?"

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I don't know what's going on.

"I don't know what's going on."

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They said in the letter

"They said in the letter"

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You've got to be kidding.

"You've got to be kidding."

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The president made $200,000 and only paid $700 in tax.

"The president made $200,000 and only paid $700 in tax."

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I wonder what kind of deduction he put on his return.

"I wonder what kind of deduction he put on his return."

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Took Israel to lunch.

"Took Israel to lunch."

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Hi, Willona.

"Hi, Willona."

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Hi, Gramps. What you got there?

"Hi, Gramps. What you got there?"

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Thelma, when I sent you into the kitchen,

"Thelma, when I sent you into the kitchen,"

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Junior, what made you paint Black Jesus?

"Junior, what made you paint Black Jesus?"

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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Would you say that again?

"Would you say that again?"

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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I meant her.

"I meant her."

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I said it's Ned the Wino.

"I said it's Ned the Wino."

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It's from drinking muscatel.

"It's from drinking muscatel."

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Michael, did you know this was Ned The Wino?

"Michael, did you know this was Ned The Wino?"

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It is important.

"It is important."

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Junior, before I tear your divine skinny arms

"Junior, before I tear your divine skinny arms"

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and he's the only one who'd hold still long enough

"and he's the only one who'd hold still long enough"

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Well, that does it.

"Well, that does it."

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Black History Week or no Black History Week,

"Black History Week or no Black History Week,"

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he's coming down off that wall

"he's coming down off that wall"

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and out of this house. Take him down.

"and out of this house. Take him down."

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Have no fear, because Santa Claus is here.

"Have no fear, because Santa Claus is here."

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Hey, Daddy!

"Hey, Daddy!"

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Thelma, this is for you.

"Thelma, this is for you."

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And this is for my little man.

"And this is for my little man."

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You ready, set, hut! Hut!

"You ready, set, hut! Hut!"

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And JJ, here you go, man.

"And JJ, here you go, man."

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Out of sight! Thanks, Dad!

"Out of sight! Thanks, Dad!"

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Hey, cool, a new pair of sneakers!

"Hey, cool, a new pair of sneakers!"

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Just what you need for your next protest march, huh?

"Just what you need for your next protest march, huh?"

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I want to know where you got the money.

"I want to know where you got the money."

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Wait a minute, baby.

"Wait a minute, baby."

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I got one more magic trick.

"I got one more magic trick."

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Now, just turn around and close your eyes.

"Now, just turn around and close your eyes."

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James... Turn around and close your eyes.

"James... Turn around and close your eyes."

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Oh, all right.

"Oh, all right."

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All right, now, just keep your eyes closed.

"All right, now, just keep your eyes closed."

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All right, baby, open your eyes.

"All right, baby, open your eyes."

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What did you do, James?

"What did you do, James?"

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Go partners with the Chicago police?

"Go partners with the Chicago police?"

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I love having a coat to keep me warm,

"I love having a coat to keep me warm,"

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but I don't want one that's hot.

"but I don't want one that's hot."

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This money come right from the Internal Revenue.

"This money come right from the Internal Revenue."

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I thought you owed them.

"I thought you owed them."

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I did, and I paid them... out of what they owed me.

"I did, and I paid them... out of what they owed me."

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What?

"What?"

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Remember last year all that money we spent

"Remember last year all that money we spent"

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on that operation you had?

"on that operation you had?"

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Baby, it turned out that that money

"Baby, it turned out that that money"

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was what they call a medical deduction.

"was what they call a medical deduction."

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After I finished paying them,

"After I finished paying them,"

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I still walked out the door with 140 big ones.

"I still walked out the door with 140 big ones."

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I tell you, Florida, I can't believe it.

"I tell you, Florida, I can't believe it."

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James, just 'cause you got some money back

"James, just 'cause you got some money back"

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from the Internal Revenue

"from the Internal Revenue"

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don't mean he had anything to do with it.

"don't mean he had anything to do with it."

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Baby, I don't know what you got

"Baby, I don't know what you got"

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Nothing, except I got a lifetime contract

"Nothing, except I got a lifetime contract"

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with the real one here.

"with the real one here."

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see if he comes up with better terms.

"see if he comes up with better terms."

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James, that is pure blasphemy,

"James, that is pure blasphemy,"

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in this house!

"in this house!"

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Where are you going?

"Where are you going?"

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I'm going to enter Sweet Daddy Williams

"I'm going to enter Sweet Daddy Williams"

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in the art exhibition.

"in the art exhibition."

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You're going to enter a street hustler?

"You're going to enter a street hustler?"

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The only prize you'll win is from the Mafia.

"The only prize you'll win is from the Mafia."

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"I humbly accept first prize for my masterpiece.

""I humbly accept first prize for my masterpiece."

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"Time does not permit me to thank everyone involved,

""Time does not permit me to thank everyone involved,"

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"but I would like to thank

""but I would like to thank"

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"a few people who made this possible.

""a few people who made this possible."

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"First, my mother and father, who made me possible.

""First, my mother and father, who made me possible."

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"And also my sixth grade teacher

""And also my sixth grade teacher"

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"in the boys' bathroom.

""in the boys' bathroom."

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for being the ebony genius that I am."

"for being the ebony genius that I am.""

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he's bound to win it for guts.

"he's bound to win it for guts."

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I'm going to leave it up to you, Mama.

"I'm going to leave it up to you, Mama."

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Fix anything you want for my victory dinner.

"Fix anything you want for my victory dinner."

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I'll tell you something, baby.

"I'll tell you something, baby."

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If this painting here

"If this painting here"

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brings Junior as much luck as it brought me,

"brings Junior as much luck as it brought me,"

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you could start

"you could start"

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fixing that victory dinner right now.

"fixing that victory dinner right now."

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Oh, James, one lucky break don't mean a thing.

"Oh, James, one lucky break don't mean a thing."

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You'll never guess!

"You'll never guess!"

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Something I always wanted. What is it?

"Something I always wanted. What is it?"

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He asked me

"He asked me"

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to go to the Isaac Hayes concert tonight.

"to go to the Isaac Hayes concert tonight."

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You know, the Larry Williams asked me.

"You know, the Larry Williams asked me."

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It's all right with me. Okay.

"It's all right with me. Okay."

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Thanks, Ma. I'm so happy.

"Thanks, Ma. I'm so happy."

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This is my lucky day!

"This is my lucky day!"

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It still don't mean a thing.

"It still don't mean a thing."

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It don't, huh?

"It don't, huh?"

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Looks to me

"Looks to me"

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like Black Jesus is doing his thing real good.

"like Black Jesus is doing his thing real good."

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Thelma going to an Isaac Hayes concert

"Thelma going to an Isaac Hayes concert"

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don't exactly compare

"don't exactly compare"

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to the miracle of the loaves and the fishes.

"to the miracle of the loaves and the fishes."

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the foxiest sister at the concert.

"the foxiest sister at the concert."

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I know you will be, baby.

"I know you will be, baby."

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Ooh, thanks, brother!

"Ooh, thanks, brother!"

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I hope you're proud of yourself, James.

"I hope you're proud of yourself, James."

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Now you got her worshiping a wino.

"Now you got her worshiping a wino."

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Baby, all I know is

"Baby, all I know is"

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things are finally getting together.

"things are finally getting together."

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James, luck is not

"James, luck is not"

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what Jesus was sent to us for.

"what Jesus was sent to us for."

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