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Clips from Good Times (1974) - Black Jesus (S01E01)

He was sent to us to teach us humility

"He was sent to us to teach us humility"

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when things are going good

"when things are going good"

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and faith to carry through when things are bad.

"and faith to carry through when things are bad."

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[KNOCKING]

"[KNOCKING]"

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Now, get this straight.

"Now, get this straight."

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Jesus has nothing to do with luck.

"Jesus has nothing to do with luck."

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Hey, man, your number hit!

"Hey, man, your number hit!"

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Your number came in!

"Your number came in!"

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25 pennies gets you 150 of the long green.

"25 pennies gets you 150 of the long green."

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Oh, have mercy.

"Oh, have mercy."

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James, you know that's just another coincidence.

"James, you know that's just another coincidence."

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Anyway, you promised you wouldn't gamble.

"Anyway, you promised you wouldn't gamble."

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This ain't gambling.

"This ain't gambling."

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With this dude blowing on the dice,

"With this dude blowing on the dice,"

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ain't no chance of me crapping out.

"ain't no chance of me crapping out."

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With you talking that way,

"With you talking that way,"

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there's every chance of me walking out.

"there's every chance of me walking out."

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I know you wouldn't leave me now...

"I know you wouldn't leave me now..."

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not just when things are starting to go good.

"not just when things are starting to go good."

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That's the best time.

"That's the best time."

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Florida, I've got something to tell you.

"Florida, I've got something to tell you."

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Is it good news? Yeah.

"Is it good news? Yeah."

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What's happening, Willona?

"What's happening, Willona?"

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Well, that good luck hanging there

"Well, that good luck hanging there"

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is seeping right through the walls

"is seeping right through the walls"

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into my apartment.

"into my apartment."

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I just got a call from the octopus

"I just got a call from the octopus"

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asking me for another date.

"asking me for another date."

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That don't sound like good news.

"That don't sound like good news."

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Well, it is.

"Well, it is."

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I just found out he owns a gas station.

"I just found out he owns a gas station."

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No, "Fill 'er up."

"No, "Fill 'er up.""

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You're cashing in too, huh, Willona?

"You're cashing in too, huh, Willona?"

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I just hit the number.

"I just hit the number."

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honey.

"honey."

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It's still just a few other coincidences.

"It's still just a few other coincidences."

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I just got $5.00!

"I just got $5.00!"

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Oh, no!

"Oh, no!"

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Where did you get $5.00 from?

"Where did you get $5.00 from?"

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Well, I was walking down the street,

"Well, I was walking down the street,"

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to say that the guy in the truck did it,

"to say that the guy in the truck did it,"

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and the guy in the truck gave me $3.00

"and the guy in the truck gave me $3.00"

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Did you see the accident?

"Did you see the accident?"

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Nope.

"Nope."

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Then why didn't you give those people

"Then why didn't you give those people"

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their money back?

"their money back?"

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I tried to, Mama, but by then a cop came,

"I tried to, Mama, but by then a cop came,"

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and nobody wanted no money back.

"and nobody wanted no money back."

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Great, Michael! Well, how do I look?

"Great, Michael! Well, how do I look?"

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This is what I'm going to wear tonight.

"This is what I'm going to wear tonight."

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Ooh, honey, let me look at you.

"Ooh, honey, let me look at you."

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You look just like I looked... five years ago.

"You look just like I looked... five years ago."

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Fifteen, and that's my last offer.

"Fifteen, and that's my last offer."

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Thelma, you look just fine.

"Thelma, you look just fine."

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at that concert tonight.

"at that concert tonight."

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Here. Take $5.00 spending money.

"Here. Take $5.00 spending money."

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James, she's already got enough money

"James, she's already got enough money"

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to go on a date with a boy...

"to go on a date with a boy..."

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a dollar and a dime.

"a dollar and a dime."

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A dime to call me if she needs me,

"A dime to call me if she needs me,"

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and a dollar to get home if she can't reach me.

"and a dollar to get home if she can't reach me."

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Let the boy know he's going out with a rich man's daughter.

"Let the boy know he's going out with a rich man's daughter."

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Thanks, Dad!

"Thanks, Dad!"

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Well, I'm going to go back to my place

"Well, I'm going to go back to my place"

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Maybe they'll call to tell me

"Maybe they'll call to tell me"

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that my ex-husband's double hernia came back...

"that my ex-husband's double hernia came back..."

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Well, what do you got to say now, woman?

"Well, what do you got to say now, woman?"

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Just one thing.

"Just one thing."

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I've had it with everybody believing in this.

"I've had it with everybody believing in this."

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Ned the Wino is going back to the closet.

"Ned the Wino is going back to the closet."

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Let him perform his miracle of the mothballs.

"Let him perform his miracle of the mothballs."

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No, Black Jesus is going back up on the wall,

"No, Black Jesus is going back up on the wall,"

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where he's going to continue to perform

"where he's going to continue to perform"

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the miracle of the Evans family.

"the miracle of the Evans family."

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That's final, baby.

"That's final, baby."

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Now, look here, Florida.

"Now, look here, Florida."

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You got any other explanation for all this good luck?

"You got any other explanation for all this good luck?"

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Yes, I have. What?

"Yes, I have. What?"

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Has it ever occurred to you that this is the first time

"Has it ever occurred to you that this is the first time"

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this family sat down for more than five seconds

"this family sat down for more than five seconds"

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discussing the Lord?

"discussing the Lord?"

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Maybe that's why

"Maybe that's why"

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Now, look, baby,

"Now, look, baby,"

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I'm not putting down what you believe in,

"I'm not putting down what you believe in,"

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but I also ain't giving up the first good thing

"but I also ain't giving up the first good thing"

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All you've got going for you is superstition.

"All you've got going for you is superstition."

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Call it what you to, but, baby, it's working.

"Call it what you to, but, baby, it's working."

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Now, look, I've got an interview

"Now, look, I've got an interview"

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for a job tomorrow, and it's a good one.

"for a job tomorrow, and it's a good one."

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Maybe this time they won't turn me down

"Maybe this time they won't turn me down"

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'cause I only got a sixth grade education.

"'cause I only got a sixth grade education."

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Florida, I've got a feeling I'm going to get it.

"Florida, I've got a feeling I'm going to get it."

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And with Black Jesus' help,

"And with Black Jesus' help,"

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baby, I could work myself up to foreman,

"baby, I could work myself up to foreman,"

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then plant manager,

"then plant manager,"

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then owner of the factory.

"then owner of the factory."

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No, that's asking too much.

"No, that's asking too much."

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I'll settle for foreman, BJ.

"I'll settle for foreman, BJ."

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What are you saying?

"What are you saying?"

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Look, James, don't you know

"Look, James, don't you know"

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I'm wishing all the best for you too?

"I'm wishing all the best for you too?"

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When you go on that job interview tomorrow,

"When you go on that job interview tomorrow,"

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I'll be praying for you.

"I'll be praying for you."

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[YELLING]

"[YELLING]"

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Would you stop that noise?

"Would you stop that noise?"

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Hey, Junior, how did it go?

"Hey, Junior, how did it go?"

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I didn't even enter.

"I didn't even enter."

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When I got there, eight other dudes

"When I got there, eight other dudes"

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had a painting of unique Sweet Daddy Williams.

"had a painting of unique Sweet Daddy Williams."

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I think he's this month's Jet Magazine centerfold.

"I think he's this month's Jet Magazine centerfold."

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Hey, JJ, did anybody have a painting like this?

"Hey, JJ, did anybody have a painting like this?"

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No.

"No."

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Like I told you in the first place,

"Like I told you in the first place,"

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this is the one you should enter.

"this is the one you should enter."

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Maybe that's the kind of jive they go for.

"Maybe that's the kind of jive they go for."

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Now, wait a minute, Junior.

"Now, wait a minute, Junior."

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You ain't going to enter that in the exhibit.

"You ain't going to enter that in the exhibit."

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But, Dad, it's his best shot.

"But, Dad, it's his best shot."

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Yeah, well, it's my best shot too, son.

"Yeah, well, it's my best shot too, son."

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Now, I need him here, Junior.

"Now, I need him here, Junior."

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