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Clips from Good Times (1974) - Black Jesus (S01E01)

you come up with a new pair of psychedelic dungarees.

"you come up with a new pair of psychedelic dungarees."

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You can never find nothing.

"You can never find nothing."

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Hey, Michael.

"Hey, Michael."

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What you painting there?

"What you painting there?"

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Hey, that's a street hustler.

"Hey, that's a street hustler."

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Don't you know what today is?

"Don't you know what today is?"

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Yeah, blue Monday,

"Yeah, blue Monday,"

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followed by broke Tuesday,

"followed by broke Tuesday,"

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followed by disastrous Wednesday.

"followed by disastrous Wednesday."

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From there, the rest of the week goes downhill.

"From there, the rest of the week goes downhill."

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Today is the beginning of Black History Week.

"Today is the beginning of Black History Week."

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Sweet Daddy Williams is black.

"Sweet Daddy Williams is black."

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someone more relevant to black history.

"someone more relevant to black history."

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Relevant? Are you jiving?

"Relevant? Are you jiving?"

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Sweet Daddy Williams owns three apartment houses,

"Sweet Daddy Williams owns three apartment houses,"

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two Cadillacs and a Lincoln,

"two Cadillacs and a Lincoln,"

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He's the same dude that got shot five times

"He's the same dude that got shot five times"

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If that ain't black history, I don't know what is.

"If that ain't black history, I don't know what is."

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is sponsoring an art show this week.

"is sponsoring an art show this week."

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If you had a better painting, you might win a prize.

"If you had a better painting, you might win a prize."

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If I can get Sweet Daddy Williams together,

"If I can get Sweet Daddy Williams together,"

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we just may make that scene, Michael,

"we just may make that scene, Michael,"

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but first I've got to go downtown

"but first I've got to go downtown"

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and get some art supplies.

"and get some art supplies."

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How are you going to get art supplies?

"How are you going to get art supplies?"

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You don't have any money.

"You don't have any money."

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Never bothered Robin Hood.

"Never bothered Robin Hood."

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You'd better not let Mama hear you say that.

"You'd better not let Mama hear you say that."

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Wow! Out of sight!

"Wow! Out of sight!"

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This is fantastic!

"This is fantastic!"

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Oh, last week.

"Oh, last week."

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Black Jesus.

"Black Jesus."

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Now, this is what the brothers need.

"Now, this is what the brothers need."

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Groovy, super heavy, yeah!

"Groovy, super heavy, yeah!"

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Hi, Michael. What's happening?

"Hi, Michael. What's happening?"

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What is it?

"What is it?"

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Don't show your ignorance.

"Don't show your ignorance."

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This is Black Jesus.

"This is Black Jesus."

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You mean the dude who's always walking up and down the street

"You mean the dude who's always walking up and down the street"

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drinking wine and preaching?

"drinking wine and preaching?"

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Ned the Wino,

"Ned the Wino,"

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Yeah, he's always predicting the end of the world

"Yeah, he's always predicting the end of the world"

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and asking for a dime for some wine

"and asking for a dime for some wine"

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so he can die happy.

"so he can die happy."

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JJ, you sure know how to pick your models.

"JJ, you sure know how to pick your models."

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He's only a symbol of Jesus.

"He's only a symbol of Jesus."

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Hey, JJ, you should enter this

"Hey, JJ, you should enter this"

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into the exhibit.

"into the exhibit."

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No way.

"No way."

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Now, Sweet Daddy Williams here is one of a kind.

"Now, Sweet Daddy Williams here is one of a kind."

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and he's going to be ready for black history.

"and he's going to be ready for black history."

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It sure is a shame to keep this in the closet.

"It sure is a shame to keep this in the closet."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Since both are just symbols of Jesus,

"Since both are just symbols of Jesus,"

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a black family should have a black symbol.

"a black family should have a black symbol."

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If Mama sees that there, she's going to kill you.

"If Mama sees that there, she's going to kill you."

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but Mama's going to have your behind.

"but Mama's going to have your behind."

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Thelma, put that magazine down

"Thelma, put that magazine down"

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Hi, Mama!

"Hi, Mama!"

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How's things down in the laundry room?

"How's things down in the laundry room?"

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and Elizabeth Taylor.

"and Elizabeth Taylor."

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The princess was rinsing her husband's shorts,

"The princess was rinsing her husband's shorts,"

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Now move out of my way. I've got work to do.

"Now move out of my way. I've got work to do."

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But, Mama...

"But, Mama..."

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I know what you look like.

"I know what you look like."

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Now, move.

"Now, move."

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because I am just about to go into orbit!

"because I am just about to go into orbit!"

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I don't have to ask who hung this here,

"I don't have to ask who hung this here,"

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Michael Evans,

"Michael Evans,"

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Mama, it's just a symbol of Jesus.

"Mama, it's just a symbol of Jesus."

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Well, hello, symbol. And goodbye.

"Well, hello, symbol. And goodbye."

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But JJ painted him.

"But JJ painted him."

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I had him in the closet

"I had him in the closet"

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where he wasn't performing no miracles for nobody.

"where he wasn't performing no miracles for nobody."

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Mama, couldn't we at least

"Mama, couldn't we at least"

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let Black Jesus hang alongside?

"let Black Jesus hang alongside?"

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Forget it.

"Forget it."

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The only Jesus I know is him,

"The only Jesus I know is him,"

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and the one thing he don't need is a partner.

"and the one thing he don't need is a partner."

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Mama, how do we know Jesus wasn't black?

"Mama, how do we know Jesus wasn't black?"

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He could've been from the lost tribe of Israel.

"He could've been from the lost tribe of Israel."

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They were supposed to be black.

"They were supposed to be black."

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I bet they were.

"I bet they were."

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If ever a people were lost, we're it.

"If ever a people were lost, we're it."

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Now, just hush up, both of you.

"Now, just hush up, both of you."

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This picture has been in my family

"This picture has been in my family"

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for as long as I can remember.

"for as long as I can remember."

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When I was a baby, I don't know what I saw first,

"When I was a baby, I don't know what I saw first,"

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my mama, my papa or this Jesus.

"my mama, my papa or this Jesus."

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Now, he's the one I know and love,

"Now, he's the one I know and love,"

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But it does say so!

"But it does say so!"

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I read about it.

"I read about it."

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It's in Revelations. Chapter 1, verse 14.

"It's in Revelations. Chapter 1, verse 14."

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I read about it in Mohammed Speaks.

"I read about it in Mohammed Speaks."

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It sure do say that, don't it?

"It sure do say that, don't it?"

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And see, Mama?

"And see, Mama?"

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Look at that hair. Like wool, ain't it?

"Look at that hair. Like wool, ain't it?"

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Junior, how come you decided to paint this?

"Junior, how come you decided to paint this?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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All of a sudden,

"All of a sudden,"

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I just had divine thoughts on my mind.

"I just had divine thoughts on my mind."

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What? Having divine thoughts?

"What? Having divine thoughts?"

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No, having a mind.

"No, having a mind."

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I guess I ought to be grateful

"I guess I ought to be grateful"

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for JJ having Jesus on his mind

"for JJ having Jesus on his mind"

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in any color.

"in any color."

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Then we can hang him on the wall, Mama?

"Then we can hang him on the wall, Mama?"

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Please, Mama?

"Please, Mama?"

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All right, but just for Black History Week.

"All right, but just for Black History Week."

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After that, he comes down.

"After that, he comes down."

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Good. I'll go get a hook for it.

"Good. I'll go get a hook for it."

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Fly me.

"Fly me."

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Fly me straight to the kitchen and pour me a cup of coffee,

"Fly me straight to the kitchen and pour me a cup of coffee,"

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and make it like I like my men:

"and make it like I like my men:"

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without making a joke?

"without making a joke?"

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No, but I was out with one last night.

"No, but I was out with one last night."

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One of them, huh?

"One of them, huh?"

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Where'd he take you?

"Where'd he take you?"

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To see The Day of The Dolphin.

"To see The Day of The Dolphin."

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Do you know what it's like watching a dolphin

"Do you know what it's like watching a dolphin"

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