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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare (S09E09)

"and take the first steps toward obtaining financial freedom."
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"Oh, those are my new wrenches."
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"Oh, I get it now. It's a scam."
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"Okay, here we go. 120, 140, 157."
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"with a free set of golf club but instead you got got."
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"This is not about berries, all right?"
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""wealth creation through-through the use of antioxidants,"
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"- You know what? - All those words are, like, stressing me out, Dee."
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"Where the hell is Frank? Where the hell is Frank?"
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"- He told me not to come. - Well, we got to go figure it out."
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"- He can help explain all this. - Yeah, he's good with stuff like this."
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"- All right, well, first we should do the thing because... - Yeah."
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"Charlie and I have a couple of business questions"
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"- Get me out of here! - Look, I'll be quick, okay?"
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"Well, he's as dumb as you can get."
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"All right, let's do it. That's good."
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"We'll get him, and I'll get, like, a pulley or a rope,"
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"so we can leverage him for business advice..."
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"No, no, no, no! Deandra, I don't have a couple of days!"
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"You fellows strike me more as men of leisure."
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"Yeah, I mean, this guy's got the Hawaiian shirt, you with the killer tan."
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"I'm gonna throw in a coupon for a free round of golf"
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"- Whatever. That's pretty nice. Look at that. - Oh, it is nice."
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"- I'm gonna write in "three..." - Write in "three weeks.""
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"Nobody gives a shit about free soup, Charlie."
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"People want golf clubs and concert tickets."
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"You know, drifters..."
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"Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for coming today."
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""What is Invigaron?" you may be asking."
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"is largely due to the simplicity of its origins."
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"Does the sophisticated business model of Invigaron confuse you?"
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"Ben, how many boxes am I gonna put you down for?"
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"- I don't think I can move past it. - We came here for a reason."
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"real estate opportunity for you in sunny Orlando, Florida."
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"- You guys bought a time-share? - Well, yeah."
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"- This is different. - Tell him."
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"- Are you gonna buy a week or not? - No, I'm not that stupid."
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"Yeah. Who?"
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"Yeah, yeah, Frank, we promise."
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"He went over there, probably saw some pretty serious carnage."
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"He's gonna have some bad PTSD. If we trigger that,"
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"The kids! The kids will be here!"
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"Sometimes,"
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"I still fight with the demons in Da'Maniac's head."
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"- should we talk numbers? - Oh, I don't know."
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"I shouldn't be here. I-I have to go."
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"- Really? - You know why?"
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"- Sure. - See, we need cash money."
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"Listen,"
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"I think we might have been wrong about Dee and Charlie's little investment."
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"think how many you and I can sell."
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"- We could flip 'em, like, ten times over. - That's what I'm saying."
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"- Let's get in on Dee and Charlie's little game. - Smart."
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"That's so cool. I'm gonna go grab my stuff,"
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"Uh..."
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"PTSD-- that's so brilliant. How's Frank come up with that stuff?"
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"He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is one of them."
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"I didn't see any carnage. Um, I actually had a good time during the war."
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"- Well, I'm a computer programmer. - What?!"
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"Goddamn it!"
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"Frank told us the same thing."
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"Well, that's interesting. So, we're all here doing this because of Frank."
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"But now I'm absolutely sure he had an agenda."
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"Oh, right, right, or at the bottom of the funnel."
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"Wait."
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"Look, you just, uh, sign this release form,"
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"Wait a second."
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"He just subtly"
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"Should have known better than to get involved with a couple sharks like you two."
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"Oh, sure you don't, buddy."
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"- Well, guess what? - He might not 'cause Frank..."
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"Oh, you thought we came in mad."
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"- Da'Maniac's on my down line. - Yup."
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"Okay."
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"I gotta get out of here!"
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"So sign up for the Invigaron system today,"
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"Invigaron--"
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"a business opportunity as rare as the albani berries themselves."
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"What's happening?"
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"You're, like, a berry salesman now or...?"
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"No, I'm a distributor, Charlie, for a revolutionary new"
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"- product that changes lives. - Right. Now explain these to me."
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"I got those free for sitting through a 20-minute presentation."
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"No, no, no, no, no, it's not a scam at all."
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"I also had reservations in the beginning,"
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"but these super berries grow in the Andes mountains, okay?"
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"Alpacas can survive entire winters on this shit."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Now what kind of superpowers"
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"- are you talking about? Like, do you survive the winter? - Great question."
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"So is that the only super power you get, surviving winters?"
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"Because I've survived many winters without these berries."
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"No, I think I have an answer for all of this stuff, okay? Okay."
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"Charlie, allow me to demonstrate."
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"Oh, you got a thing here. Come over here and hold on to these."
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"Now, this machine is gonna measure the level of toxins in your body"
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"- caused by stress. - All right. Where do I put my feet?"
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"Wherever you want."
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"- I'm gonna put them onthe stool. - Great. It doesn't matter."
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"Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?"
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"- Is that bad? - Yeah, it's not good."
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"- Guys, I got 157. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"157 what?"
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"- Units. - Units, dude."
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"- Units of what? - Units of stress!"
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"- Ah! - You're very, very high in your..."
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"- That's a lot of units! - ...in your stress unit."
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"But don't even worry, because Invigaron can help you."
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"These berries are chock-full of antioxidants and phytonutrients."
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"Oh, thank God. All right, I'm sold. I'm in."
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"Of course you're buying it, because you're as big of an idiot as she is."
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"- You're getting scammed, Dee! - It's not a scam!"
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"You walked into a room that you could have walked out of"
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"Hey, I say we get ourselves a new pair of golf clubs, huh?"
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"Yeah, well, we won't get got though."
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"We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got."
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"- We go get. - That's right."
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"- You won't see us getting scammed. - No way."
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"Hey-oh! All right, Charlie, I signed you up for the gold member starter kit, okay?"
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"Good. Yeah."
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