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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Unfinished (S06E06)

"It's like you're admitting they're gone forever."
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"I know, sweetie. I know."
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"Delete it!"
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"Okay. If it's that easy..."
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"I'm gonna delete one of your numbers from your phone."
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"- See how you like it. - My "plezh"!"
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"If you can find a number in there that I don't call regularly..."
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"I'll gladly delete it."
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""Super Kicks Karate.""
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"Oh, not that one. That's my dojo."
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"You have a dojo?"
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"I took an introductory karate class."
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"Oops! Wrong room."
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"Where do the grown-ups go for the real karate class?"
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"What's the matter, lady? You scared?"
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"[Laughs] Of you? Please. I'm a kindergarten teacher."
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"I hated kindergarten..."
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"all three times."
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"- [Karate Yell] - [Screams]"
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"But I'm totally gonna sign up for more lessons."
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"How long ago did you take that class?"
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"I don't know. It was around the time..."
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"when everyone was going, "Whassup?""
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"[Chuckles] How do you even remember that?"
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"Whassup!"
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"Lily, this is a number that you will never dial again."
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"- I might. - No. No. But you keep it on your phone..."
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"because it reminds you of a version of yourself that you could be..."
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"even if it's a version of yourself that you'll never become."
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"And that's okay."
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"No, it's not."
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"- Okay, you know what? There. Gone. - [Beeps]"
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"Your move, Scherbatsky."
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"[Groans] I finally know what your kind goes through."
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"For the last time, I don't care how big it was."
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"It is not the same as giving birth."
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"Ew. No."
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"Barney's been "putting the moves" on Ted."
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"- [Sighs] - Oh, that sucks."
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"Although I like you two together. Mmm."
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"No. He's been doing it..."
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"to try to get Ted to design the new GNB Tower."
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"Which moves are we talking about? Did he do that thing..."
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"where he brags on himself in the form of a complaint?"
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"Man. Every time I take out my business card and women see the GNB logo..."
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"they throw themselves at me."
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"I miss the chase."
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"Man, the courtside Knicks seats that are available..."
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"to all upper-level GNB employees are too close to the action!"
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"I keep getting sweat on my suit."
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"It sucks!"
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"Man, GNB's benefits package is so comprehensive..."
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"it gives me the freedom to see any doctor I want."
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"- He did. - And the intense eye contact thing?"
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"So, Ted, would you like to split some jalapeño poppers?"
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"Uh, o-okay."
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"Yep."
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"And the thing where he establishes intimacy..."
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"You know why jalapeño poppers are so good?"
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"It's the cream cheese."
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"That is so true."
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"Yep."
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"Cream cheese is a mild flav-flavor, so it..."
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"it balances out the spiciness of the jal..."
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"the spiciness of the... the..."
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"Dude!"
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"So at any point in this, did you say..."
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""Barney, I know what you're doing, and it's not gonna work. I am not taking that job"?"
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"I... Well, I mean, not exactly in those..."
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"- You're loving this. - No."
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"You are."
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"You're loving the attention."
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"It's nice to be wanted, okay?"
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"And, yes, this is a new vest. Thank you all for noticing."
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"Oh, that's right. You didn't. Barney did."
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"Oh, Teddy, you are so gonna spread your legs and design that building."
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"[Gasps] I am not that kind of architect."
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"[Laughing]"
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"So get this. Robin never deleted Don's number."
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"Oh! Oh, everyone thinks it's so easy."
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"Give me your phone. Let's delete one of yours."
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"- Uh, okay. - Mmm."
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"No problem."
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"But good luck. I keep my phone tight."
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"That's the booker for the club that my band plays at."
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"You know, my all-lawyer funk band. You remember."
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"The Funk, the Whole Funk and Nothing but the Funk."
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"- ## [Funk] - # Your witness lied #"
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"# Counselors, how do you plead? #"
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"- Funky! - Funky!"
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"Kick it."
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"## [Continues]"
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"You guys played one gig four years ago. I'm deleting it."
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"No. No. We're gonna play another gig again, probably really soon."
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"Just we all got super busy and..."
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"We're not gonna play another gig again, are we?"
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"Probably not, baby."
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"Well, it's just that without that number in my phone..."
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"I'm just a corporate lawyer working 60 very un-funky hours a week."
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"Sorry, Marshall."
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"If I have to, you have to."
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"[Beeps]"
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"Okay. Your turn."
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"[Beeps]"
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"Barney, I gotta tell you something."
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"Oh. That reminds me..."
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"I got you... a little airplane."
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"It represents the spirit of adventure."
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"Do you like it, Ted?"
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"Do you?"
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"Stop it. Stop looking at me like I'm the only person in the world who matters."
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"I'm not designing the GNB Tower."
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"Yeah. I know. You turned it down. We hired someone else."
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"Oh."
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"Oh."
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"So obvious, right?"
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"As if that's gonna make me be, like, "Oh, God, I never should have said no.""
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"It's not a move, dude."
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"I executed the paperwork for the new architect this morning."
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"Barney wasn't lying."
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