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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Unfinished (S06E06)

"Oh, God, I never should have said no!"
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"Come on. GNB didn't really hire a new architect."
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"This is just one of Barney's moves."
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"It's not a move, dude. The senior partners were getting impatient."
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"I thought you didn't even want the job."
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"I didn't."
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"I don't."
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"I don't."
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"I don't."
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"- Okay, I'll do it. - What?"
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"Ted, it's too late."
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"And you know I will do stuff they would never do."
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"Lobby stuff."
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"Wow. Half?"
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"Ted, on behalf of Goliath National Bank..."
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"- Okay, it's a move. - What?"
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"- Dude! - There's no other architect."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry I lied."
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"I was being Barney's wingman, and I never get to be the wingman."
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"You guys lied to me?"
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"You're the world's worst wingman. You know what?"
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"I'm out of here."
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"I can do better. Take me back."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Look, I can't do business with people who lie to me."
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"We only lied to you to make you realize that you want this job."
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"No, I don't. I mean, I-I know I said I did..."
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"but that's only because I fell for the same..."
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"creepy pickup artist voodoo of yours that countless women..."
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"236."
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"Wow. Respect."
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"No. Ted, you want to do this, okay?"
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"You're just scared of getting hurt again."
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"But you can't let fear steal your funk."
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"That is good. There is a song in there. Excuse me."
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"Come on, Ted. This is your dream."
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"No. It's not. Not anymore."
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"And you know what?"
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"Letting go of that dream was the best decision I ever made."
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"work 20 hours a day and weekends to get ulcers..."
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"and pull my hair out and worry and doubt myself, and then..."
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"at the end of it all, have the rug pulled out from under me?"
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"I love being a professor, okay?"
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"All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is... it's all true."
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"My answer's no."
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"Hey, guys."
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"God, you are like a bomb-sniffing dog, except with poop."
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"You're a poop-sniffing dog."
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"Where's the poop, Robin?"
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"[Sighs] Fine. I called Don again."
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"Hey, Don, it's Robin again."
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"Uh, look, I am sorry for all the calls."
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"It's just I saw you on the news..."
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"and it made me a little crazy for a minute. [Chuckles]"
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"I guess I wasn't as over our breakup as I thought."
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"Um, but I want to say from the bottom of my heart..."
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"I am gonna kill you."
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"I am happy for you."
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"And that Asian slut on your Facebook page... she's dead too."
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"[Beeps]"
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"I thought you deleted his number."
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"Well, you have to try. If you ever want to have closure..."
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"I am never gonna have closure."
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"Okay? Closure doesn't exist."
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"and the next thing I know, he's on a plane to Chicago."
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"It just... ended."
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"- ## [Alt Rock] - And no matter how much I try to forget that it happened..."
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"it will have never not happened."
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"Don and I will always be a loose end."
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"We'll always be..."
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""Unfinished.""
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"Gaudí, to his credit, never gave up on his dream."
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"But that's not usually how it goes."
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"I mean, usually it isn't a speeding bus..."
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"that keeps the brown, pointy, weird church from getting built."
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"Most of the time, it's just too difficult..."
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"or too expensive or too scary."
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"It's only once you've stopped..."
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"that you realize how hard it is to start again."
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"So you force yourself not to want it."
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"But it's always there."
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"# For that sound #"
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"- # What you find # - [Tires Screech]"
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"# Ain't what you had in mind #"
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"## [Continues]"
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"Hey, Barney. Hey, Rachel."
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"- Why aren't you in class? - Yeah, Ted."
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"Why aren't you in class?"
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"## [Continues, Indistinct]"
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"I'll call Marshall. We'll draw up the contract."
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"I'm not that easy."
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"[Ted Narrating] And so I made Barney break his golden rule."
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"I made him take me out to dinner..."
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"before I finally gave him the thing he always got."
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"Yes."
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"And even though it didn't happen right away..."
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"[Male Announcer] And now the Eleven O'Clock News with Don Frank."
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"[Beeps]"
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"[Woman] Bueno."
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"Uh, who is this?"
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"No hablo inglés. ¿ Quién es?"
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"I'm sorry. Is this 917-456..."
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"I'm sorry. 465... No, wait."
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"Huh."
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"[Ted Narrating] Robin finally got some closure too."
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"Sorry. Wrong number."
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"- ## [Man Vocalizing] - [Beeps]"
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"Finished with that."
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"[Clicks Off]"
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"## [Spaghetti Western Theme]"
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"Hey, punk, bit of advice..."
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"Next time you step on a kindergarten teacher's neck..."
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"you better finish the job."
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"## [Gong Chimes]"
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"Fine. I'll have a three-way with Hot and Kinda Hot..."
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"So it wasn't entirely a peaceful moment of closure."
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"[Ted Narrating] The next day at the university..."
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"We're gonna build your building."
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"is your lifelong dream."
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"- [Door Closes] - I get it now."
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