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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Unfinished (S06E06)

"[Sighs]"
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"- There. Deleted. - [Beeps]"
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"Oh. Hey, wow. Back already."
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"How was flying solo?"
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""so low" that you got shot down."
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"Look, I didn't get shot down."
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"Trust me, I'll get the "yes.""
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"Barney Stinson always gets the "yes.""
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"This is all part of the plan."
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"After initial contact, I'm now in the ignoring phase."
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"Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get the "yes.""
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"Dinner's a very intimate activity."
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"It requires a level of connection..."
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"and eye contact that sex just doesn't."
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"Call me old-fashioned..."
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"before I'll even consider having dinner with her."
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"I had a surprise visitor."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, God! You're dating one of my students."
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"It's Rachel, isn't it?"
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"Barney, I know she wears provocative sweaters, but she's 19!"
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"[Groans] Now I'm gonna have to hear all about it, right?"
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"Go on. Tell me every detail."
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"No, you pent-up old perv. I brought you a present."
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"Recognize this?"
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"It's my building."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, you may remember that a few years earlier..."
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"I was chosen to design the new Manhattan headquarters for Goliath National Bank."
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"- And when the project was ultimately scrapped... - [Eraser Scratching]"
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"it broke my heart."
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"Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers..."
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"nay, bro-workers?"
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"Ted Mosby, it's back on."
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"This is awesome. You're designing our new headquarters?"
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"Now, there will be voices that tell you a hockey rink on the roof is unfeasible."
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"No? Are you kidding me?"
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"I do not want to work for GNB again."
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"Those guys are evil. No offense, Marshall."
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"Dude, none taken."
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"Yes, GNB is, uh..."
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"the Empire from Star Wars."
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"But the Death Star's gonna get built either way."
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"And don't you think the architect of the Death Star..."
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"is pretty psyched to have..."
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"that thing on his space résumé?"
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"I mean, yes, his design was flawed..."
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"fired into a particular vent would explode the whole thing."
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"For all we know, that was the contractor's fault."
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"But that won't happen on your watch. You know why?"
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"Because you're Ted Mosby..."
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"and you are gonna design..."
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"the most beautiful, ventless..."
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"Rebel-proof building in Manhattan."
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"With clearly marked emergency stops..."
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"for every trash compactor on the detention level."
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"Look, I know this is hard to understand..."
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"but right now I have a quiet, simple, happy little life."
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"And I like it that way."
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"I know what my answer has to be."
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"I can't take the job, Barney."
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"I'm done with that life. No hard feelings?"
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"Of course not."
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"All right."
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"[Ted Narrating] And I thought that was the end of the story."
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"- But then that night... - I'm telling you..."
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"no architect would ever design a giant exposed vent..."
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"right over a Death Star's core reactor."
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"That's Space Architecture 101."
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"It had to be the contractor. Barney, come on. Back me up."
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"Barney?"
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"Dude, this is important."
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"I need another drink. Marshall, you want anything?"
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"Uh, no. I'm fine."
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"Okay, I get that he's mad at me for turning down the job, but acting like I'm not even here?"
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"This morning."
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"That's so weird."
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"Just, like, an hour ago when we were leaving work..."
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"So, uh, you still think Ted's gonna take the job?"
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"[Scoffs] Please. I'll get the "yes.""
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"Barney Stinson always..."
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"Huh."
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"Am I wrong, or is that exactly what Barney says..."
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"when he's putting the moves on a girl?"
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"Exactly. I mean, it's almost like he's putting the moves on you."
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"Yeah, more like the opposite. He's been ignoring me all night."
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Barney wants me to take the job so bad, he's putting the moves on me?"
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"I hope that's his endgame."
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"Actually, I don't. I like you two together."
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"I don't buy it. That's crazy even for Barney."
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"Okay, well, think about it. We've seen his moves countless times."
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"What does he do after he's done ignoring a girl?"
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"- Chrissy, I love your glasses. - Really?"
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"They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on."
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"To Chrissy!"
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"The backhanded compliment to lower her self-esteem. A proven winner."
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"- But Barney hasn't done... - Ted..."
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"I admire your loyalty."
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"You've had that hairstyle forever."
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"You don't care that it's out of fashion..."
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"or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community."
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"You stick with it."
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"To Ted."
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"Hey, Lily."
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"Don't "Hey, Lily" me."
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"I smelled poop all the way from the hallway."
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"[Sighs] No, not this again."
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"Where's the poop, Robin?"
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"Okay, I left Don another message."
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"[Gasps]"
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""This just in"..."
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"is what I'm gonna say when I'm stabbing you."
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"But that's impossible. You deleted his number."
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"I tried to, but then this thing popped up on my phone that said, "Are you sure?""
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"And I wasn't sure."
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"I can't lie to my phone."
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"Ooh, sweetie, I totally understand. Delete it!"
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"It's not that easy, okay?"
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"You know, all those memories, all those experiences."
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