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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Seinfeld (S07E07)

"You got a ring stain on your table."
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"- Really? - That's interesting."
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"What? What's interesting about a ring stain?"
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"Wait a second."
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"- Yeah? - I remember susie"
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"had a drink at the party."
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"She was standing right by that table."
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"- Hey, Jeff. - Yeah?"
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"Oh, hi, lar. Jeff, did you call the sprinkler guy?"
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"- Because it's not working. - Not yet."
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"- I'll call him. - What?"
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"I notice you got a little ring stain on your table."
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"I know. I noticed that."
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"- How'd that happen? - I don't know."
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"- No idea? - No."
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"Do you respect wood, susie?"
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"Uh, yes, I do respect wood. Why?"
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"You've demonstrated a consistent lack or respect for wood as I see it."
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"I'll tell you what I'm getting at."
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"I remember you standing over Julia's antique table with a drink."
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"Oh, I respect wood, Larry."
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"I respect wood so much"
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"that if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now"
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"I'd beat the shit out of you with it, okay?"
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"Mmm. - Get the fuck out of here, all right?"
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"What are you... you're looking for fucking ring stains on my..."
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"Don't touch my books! Get out!"
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"Get the fuck out!"
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"Call the sprinkler guy!"
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"- Jason's guy gave me a great deal. - Oh, his guy?"
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"I'm telling you, it makes a big difference with the sun."
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"- It's so bright. - What happened the other night?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I was supposed to come over."
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"Well, you said you were busy with your beans,"
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"- doing something for mocha Joe. - Busy with my beans?"
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"I wasn't busy with any beans."
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"That's what you said on the phone... you were doing something with beans."
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"That's busy."
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"I said the phrase busy with beans? I don't think so."
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"You said beans and clearly you were busy."
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"So you could not come over to my house."
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"You want to think I was busy with beans, go ahead and think that."
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"So what was Jason doing at your house?"
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"- You're being weird. - I'm not being weird. I'm just curious."
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"I want to know how he wound up there."
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"Did he call you? Did you call him?"
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"I'm curious."
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"This is all your fault, mocha Joe."
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"- What's all my fault? - Everything."
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"- What are you talking about? - You busied me with your beans."
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"You still owe me a favor, Larry."
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"Yeah, I'll bring you breakfast in bed tomorrow."
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"Yeah, good. I'll be hungry."
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"that maybe there's another side to you."
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"Yeah, not just one. Dozens."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"I, uh... I made some popcorn."
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"Okay, you know what? I have an idea."
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"I think we should change the blocking. Come here for a second."
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"- Okay. - Come here."
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"- I want you to sit over here. - All right."
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"- Jason, sit on the arm. - Larry: I have an idea."
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"I want you over here on the stool."
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"- Okay? - Jerry: Over there?"
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"Yeah. We have the whole popcorn thing."
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"- I got a better idea. - Lar."
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"Here's what we're gonna do. Yeah, come here."
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"- Go in here. - Jerry: What's he gonna do in there?"
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"You stay here. You're gonna do the scene in there."
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"- He's got to be next to her. - That's funny."
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"- This is gonna be funny. - No."
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"I want to see them get together."
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"- Jason: Jerry? - No no no."
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"- Is this working for you? - This is gonna be funny."
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"Can we just talk about this for a second? I think, um..."
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"Can we just... that's a five."
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"Did you get that? I thought this was working."
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"I don't get this idea. This doesn't make any sense at all."
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"Who else would do that?"
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"The bathroom? What is going..."
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"How many years did we work together?"
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"We would get so tired,"
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"We would divulge the most intimate details of our personal lives, right?"
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"Right. Like twins in a womb, right?"
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"- That's how we did this show. - Right."
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"You're sure?"
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"Completely sure?"
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"Yeah."
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"All right."
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"Man: That's lunch. One hour."
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"Remember you used to get that pad thai with the noodles?"
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"- Maybe we'll do it tomorrow. - The peanut sauce."
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"Where's Cheryl?"
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"She went that way."
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"Cheryl! Aha!"
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"- ( Barking ) - no!"
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"- Mocha Joe! - ( Screams )"
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"- ( Barking ) - mocha Joe!"
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"Somebody help me! Oh shit!"
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"Oh no! Ow! Oh no!"
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"Oh, mocha Joe! Mocha Joe!"
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"They're going to destroy the dogs now because mocha Joe was bitten."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Huh. - You have got to talk to him"
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"and ask him to just drop the charges."
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"That's not my fault he's got some killer dogs in there."
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"Why are you going through his car, by the way?"
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"Isn't that a little suspicious?"
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"Well, I'm thinking about buying one of those"
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"and I wanted to check out the headroom."
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"Then you go to a showroom. Go to a car dealer"
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"and check it out. Talk to a salesman."
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"Look, the point is you can't let the dogs die."
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"- You just can't. - Really?"
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"Yes, because Jason will be a basketcase"
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"Okay fine, I'll go talk to mocha Joe."
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"But you know what? It's not gonna make a difference."
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"He doesn't want to talk to me."
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"I'm gonna start to work on this a scene."
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