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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Punkin Chunkin (S03E03)

"But Phil always had a soft spot for him..."
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"Claire's always had some issues with Kenneth."
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"Ohh!"
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"- Man shake. - Oh, no."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"across a football field."
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"I turn to Cody and I say, "Now what are the chances of that landing there?""
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"Wah-wah."
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"And this thing is a horn of ugly."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Kenneth Ploufe is part owner of a resort in the Bahamas,"
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"So it's not really lying."
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"I told you not to tell it, you told it, and it died."
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"The tractor in the swimming hole?"
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"Uncle Carl said you couldn't tell 'em apart. See?"
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"- This is about you and your morn, isn't it? - Yes, it is."
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"Oh, thank you. Mm-hmm."
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"Welcome, welcome, welcome!"
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"Happy Turkey Day."
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"You shouldn't either."
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"You disgust me. Are you hungry?"
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"Yeah, I know. But how did she say it?"
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"Yeah. Of course you can."
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"I'm great"
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"Ohh."
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"So we're supposed to believe that you make a pumpkin fly across a football field?"
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"Is that turkey? Because something smells like chicken."
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"Oh, God, you sound just like Cody."
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"Thank you. Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, everybody in final launching positions?"
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"Okay. Uno, dos, tres!"
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"No. We only had one punkin and we just chunk it."
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"Yeah. Uh-huh."
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"but when they put the pumpkin in, I was kind of hoping it would work."
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"You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers..."
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"All right. Okay."
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"Come on, keep going! Keep going!"
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"to keep them from soaring too close to the sun."
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"And the realists?"
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"Now, when Lorna, Cody and I did this-"
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"Well, girls,"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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""Oh, my goodness, those hands are cold." Mm-hmm."
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""At least buy me dinner first." Boom."
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""Tell my wife and kids I love them.""
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"Oh, my God. Ooh. That's kind of dark, Morn."
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"What?"
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"Quick. What's my favorite hospital food? Um-"
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"Jell-O!"
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"Hey, buddy. No, today's still good."
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"Good for what? Who's "buddy"?"
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"Yeah, just head on over to the house."
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"Whose house? Who's "buddy"? Okay. See you in a couple."
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"Couple of what? Who's "buddy"?"
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"- Kenneth. - Kenneth?"
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"Kenneth!"
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"If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe. You do have a son."
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"When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door."
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"Mmm, the weird kid who lived next door."
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"because Kenneth sort of looked up to him."
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"I wouldn't say hero. And yet, you did."
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"Well, you weren't going to."
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"He would stare at me a little too long."
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"Can you blame him?"
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"You used to dress sexy back then."
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"- Hey! - Yeah!"
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"Ahh! Oh, wow."
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"Oh, 10 years. Can you believe it?"
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"Mm-mmm. God."
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"Ohh! I feel like we ended that last hug too soon."
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"Come back here."
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"Oh, wow! That's a lot of hugging."
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"She's right. Why hug, when you can-"
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"I'm gonna get the coffee."
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"Man shake. Are we sure?"
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"Mmm! Mmm."
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"Roll up the curtain!"
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"Bing!"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"I don't know what's worse,"
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"that he competes every Thanksgiving in a pie-eating contest..."
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"or that he's nine-time runner-up."
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"It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the contest."
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"Yes, it would."
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"I think I have to tell my punkin chunkin' story."
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"Oh, no. No, you don't have to."
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"No, I kind of think I have to."
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"Once, Cam and his friends..."
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"tried to slingshot a pumpkin..."
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"Three seconds. That's all he needs to tell that story."
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"So the fog was rolling in over the mountains like an ominous blanket..."
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"as we readied the giant slingshot."
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"You know, Lorna, the pastor's daughter, she was nervous,"
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"because like I said, it was after curfew."
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"She was a goodie-two-shoe. Only pastor's daughter I ever met that was."
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"So we finally launch the pumpkin, and it sails through the air, goalpost to goalpost,"
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"past the end zone, into the parking lot,"
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"through the open roof of Lorna's dad's car."
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"He says, "Where?", and I say,"
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""The sunroof of a preacher man.""
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"Okay, come on in!"
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"My centerpiece for Thanksgiving."
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"It is wonderful. You're so talented."
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"I can't believe that you did this."
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"Yeah, my juices were really flowing on this one."
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"I actually shot a making-of video."
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"Hey, maybe we can watch it later at the party."
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"Oh, yeah. That or football."
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"Mi amor, I'm so proud of you."
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"- Is there nothing in the world that you can't do? - Centerpieces, for starters."
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"Shh! Why do you say everything of his is great, even if it isn't?"
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"Because I'm building him up. That's what parents do."
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"Too much, if you ask me."
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"Kids cross the street nowadays, they get a ribbon."
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"Manny's got plenty of confidence."
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"He just needs a little reality check every now and then."
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"Shh! My mother used to criticize everything I did."
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"And look at me now. I am a jumble of insecurities."
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