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Clips from Taxi - Friends (S01E01)

"( doorbell ringing )"
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"Wait a minute, he usually leaves the key out here somewhere."
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"He just said stall Tony until he gets here."
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"Oh, I lost."
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"Hey, buddy, you need a quarter? I got it."
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"Yeah."
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"You want one?"
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"Gee, I just remembered-- it's my shirt."
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"Louie."
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"Huh?"
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"Louie."
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"Listen, I have a bad cavity in my tooth."
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"So is it okay if I leave early and go to the dentist?"
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"The dentist. Yeah."
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"That reminds me of a story I heard yesterday."
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"Yeah?"
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"This guy goes into the dentist's office"
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"and he says to the nurse, he says, "Nurse, me and my wife"
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""are having very bad sexual problems."
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"So could I please make an appointment?""
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"So the nurse says, "Oh, sir, you don't need a dentist."
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"You need a psychologist.""
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"And he said, "No, no, nurse, I need a dentist."
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"With my wife, it's like pulling teeth.""
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"So that means it's all right to go to the dentist?"
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"No, no, no way."
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"Okay, now get back to work, Latka."
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"TONY: Hey, fellas."
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"ELAINE: Hi, Tony."
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"Did you have a good weekend?"
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"Nah, I went on a blind date, and I hate blind dates."
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"So what did you go on one for?"
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"Sort of a favor to Bobby."
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"See, he had this really terrific date"
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"with this really terrific girl, and she had a cousin"
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"who she didn't want to leave home"
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"so I had to go along."
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"Well, what do you mean you had to go along?"
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"Well, you know, Bobby's sort of my best friend."
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"I couldn't let him down."
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"Well, why not? I mean, just 'cause he's your best friend"
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"doesn't mean you have to do everything he wants you to do."
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"Of course, it does."
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"That's exactly what it means."
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"When I was a kid, I had this best friend, Bob McDaniel."
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"Whenever either one of us needed anything,"
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"the other would come a-running, no matter what."
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"We even had a special call we made up."
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"I still remember it."
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"Yak-yak-yak-a-bye."
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"Yak-a-bye."
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"Yak-a-bye."
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"Nobody panic."
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"Where is the yakabye?"
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"No."
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"No, Latka. No Yakabye."
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"Oh, it's a false alarm?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"It's okay, no Yakabye."
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"Hi, Latka."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, too bad-- you miss Yakabye drill."
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"Shucks."
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"Hey, so you really had a good time on your date?"
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"Oh, Alex, Dominique is one terrific lady."
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"Yeah?"
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"I haven't felt this way about a girl in a long time."
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"Oh, that's terrific."
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"Hey, how about you, Tony? How was your date?"
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"Hey, what are you talking about?"
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"I thought you two had a lot in common."
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"Why? 'Cause she wanted to be a boxer?"
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"I never want to see her again"
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"especially in the ring-- I wouldn't have a chance."
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"Hey, Banta, telephone."
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"Hey, you guys want to come over"
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"to my house Sunday and watch the big game?"
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"Hey, hey, that's an idea."
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"Oh, I'd love to, but I'm taking the kids to the movies."
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"Oh, Suzanne and I have plans too."
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"Hey, Latka, you want to watch"
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"the football game in my apartment?"
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"Okay, thank you."
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"It's better than watching it on television."
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"I'll explain it to him later."
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"Hey, guess what, guys!"
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"I'm fighting tomorrow, out of town."
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"Where you fighting?"
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"I'm fighting in Scranton."
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"I'm fighting the state champ."
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"Hey, Pennsylvania's supposed to be"
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"a really tough boxing state, isn't it?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. I'm fighting the state champ of New hampshire."
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"Do they have a lot of middleweights in New Hampshire?"
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"Three. The guy I'm fighting"
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"just took the title away from his father."
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"You're not just fighting a champ--"
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"you're fighting a whole dynasty."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Hey, I got to go to the gym, pick up my stuff"
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"cancel the paper."
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"Hey, Bobby, will you feed my fish?"
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"Uh, Tony, I..."
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"I'll bring them to your place."
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"Don't worry, man!"
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"A pinch of food every morning."
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"Yeah, but Tony, I don't know anything about fish."
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"There's nothing to it, man. Ten seconds a day."
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"Why don't you ask somebody else to do it all right?"
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"I'm asking you."
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"I do a lot of stuff for you."
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"Can't you do one little thing for me?"
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"All right, give me your fish."
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"You're going to love them."
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"Now listen, make sure you feed them every day"
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"because me and my fish go back a long way."
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"I mean almost four years."
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"I bought them with the purse from my first big win-- $3.00."
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"Wow."
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