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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Shields & Yarnell (S04E04)

"[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]"
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"[CHEERS]"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Hi-ho, and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Do we have a good one for you tonight. Don't ask, of course we do."
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"Shields and Yarnell."
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"Scooter, watch out for the orchestra pit!"
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"Whoa!"
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"[TUBA PLAYS]"
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"Fine, boss."
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"♪ If you got no place to go When you're feeling down ♪"
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"♪ Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me ♪"
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"♪ If you put me to the test If you let me try ♪"
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"♪ Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me ♪"
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"♪ If you got no place to go When you're feeling down ♪"
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"♪ If you're all alone When the pretty birds have flown ♪"
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"♪ Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me ♪"
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"♪ Chance on me ♪"
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"Hey, Kermit. Do we get paid extra for working on the high wire?"
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"Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"All mimes do walking against the wind. Fozzie, you gotta be more original."
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"[CLANGING]"
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"-Is that their act? -Yup."
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"Yeah?"
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"He was just some guy who tried to feed an elephant spaghetti."
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"Great. That's a terrific idea for my finish in this act."
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"[YELLS]"
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"Hi, guys. Mind if I come in?"
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"Yes, okay. I think I've got it."
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"Yes. This is..."
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"That's fantastic!"
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"-Massaging a snake? -Massaging a snake?"
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"♪ Oh, it's lonely at the top ♪"
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"♪ Do, do-do, do, do-do ♪"
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"♪ Praying just for me ♪"
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"♪ All the applause ♪"
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"-Whoa! Whoa, boy. -[HORSE NEIGHS]"
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"Now, no."
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"Bartender, get us two sarsaparillas."
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"[COINS JINGLING]"
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"That's a pair of threes."
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"He's always cheatin' me."
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"On three!"
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"One, two, three."
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"Oh, good, because you're on next."
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"My opening is dynamite. Watch this."
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"Uh... Uh, Fozzie, that's a little slow for an opener."
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"Well, it's better."
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"Hey, hey. Then there's this classic."
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"Tell you what, I'll lay back a little."
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"Kermit, it's a cruel business."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you, thank you, and thank you, Mr. Frog."
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"You know, slow."
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"This is not an Italian elephant. This one hates spaghetti."
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"Do you mind?"
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"He might as well. You've been dying all night."
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"It'll put you out of your misery."
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"It'll put us out of ours, too."
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"See, he's got... He's... He's..."
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"No way, the bear's got no imagination."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Shields and Yarnell!"
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"♪ My dad said, "Be an actor, my son ♪"
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"♪ But be a comical one" ♪"
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"It's animal impression time."
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"A gorilla, terrific."
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"Would you consider a chicken?"
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"♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh ♪"
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"[TAPPING]"
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"Hold it, hold it. Police, hold it. This man stole my biggie."
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"♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em... ♪"
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"ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful Shields and Yarnell! Yay!"
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"Kermit, we had an incredible time tonight."
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"Yeah, we did. And we want to thank Fozzie Bear"
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"-Come on, girls. -What?"
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"Hey, Gonzo. It looks like you've been really busy."
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show."
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"-What? -It ends."
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"Shields and Yarnell."
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"Fifteen seconds to curtain, Shields and Yarnell."
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"Boy, Kermit's finally booked guest stars weirder than we are."
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest stars, Shields and Yarnell!"
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"[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music ♪"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Hey, aren't we in the wrong place?"
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"I wish we were, but there's the frog."
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"♪ It's time to get things started On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call ♪"
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"Tonight's guest stars are those phenomenal artists of mime,"
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"Boss, bad news about the guest stars."
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"What is it, Scooter?"
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"They're machines. Shields and Yarnell are robots."
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"-They are not. -They are so!"
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"They were just moving like this."
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"[MIMICS MECHANICAL WHIRRING]"
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"[CRASHING]"
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"Oh, boy, right into the tuba."
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"Hey, Tiny, will you give a blast on that thing?"
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"Just fine."
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"Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen, our opening number, "Take a Chance.""
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"I did, I did."
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"Okay. "Take a Chance.""
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"♪ If you change your mind I'm the first in line ♪"
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"♪ Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me ♪"
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"♪ If you need me let me know Gonna be around ♪"
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"♪ If you're all alone When the pretty birds have flown ♪"
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"♪ Gonna do my very best And it ain't no lie ♪"
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"♪ If you need me let me know Gonna be around ♪"
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"♪ Gonna do my very best Baby, can't you see ♪"
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"♪ Take a chance on me ♪"
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"♪ Take a chance on me ♪"
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"♪ Take a chance on me ♪"
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"That's what you call a wire act."
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"-On this show, everything's a wire act. -Oh?"
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"Sure, you keep asking, "Wire they doing that?""
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"Okay, nice number, birds, very nice."
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