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Clips from WandaVision () - Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (S01E01)

"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
WandaVision ()
"Oh!"
WandaVision ()
"Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right."
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"My right, not yours."
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"Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block."
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"My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"So, what's your name? Where are you from?"
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"And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?"
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"I'm Wanda."
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"Wanda. Charmed."
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"Golly, you settled in fast!"
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"Did you use a moving company?"
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"I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves."
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"So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?"
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"Oh, no, I'm not single."
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"Oh, I don't see a ring."
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"Well, I assure you I'm married."
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"To a man. A human one and tall."
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"As a matter of fact, he'll be home later tonight for a special occasion."
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"Just the two of us."
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"Oh, is it somebody's birthday?"
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"Not a birthday."
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"Well, today isn't a holiday, is it?"
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"No, it's not a holiday."
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"Ye... Yes!"
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"Yes! It's our anniversary!"
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"Oh, how marvelous!"
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"How many years?"
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"Well, it feels like we've always been together."
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"Lucky gal."
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"The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary"
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"is if there was a beer named June 2nd."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"-So, what do you have planned? -How do you mean?"
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"For your special night."
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"Say, I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article"
WandaVision ()
"called "How To Treat Your Husband To Keep Your Husband,""
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"and let me tell you, what Ralph could really use"
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"is, "How To Goose Your Wife So You Don't Lose Your Wife.""
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"Hang on. I'll go grab it and we can start planning."
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"Oh, this is gonna be a gas!"
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(SONG PLAYING THROUGH RADIO) Or you don't go out Friday night Yakety yak!"
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"There you go."
WandaVision ()
"Gee willikers, that was fast!"
WandaVision ()
"In terms of distraction from work,"
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"or the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics?"
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"-The first one. -Ah, no, thank you, Norm."
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"Hey, is there somethin' I can help you with, buddy?"
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"Yes, as a matter of fact, there is."
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"Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here exactly?"
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"Do we make something?"
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"-No. -Right."
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"Do we buy or sell something?"
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"Then what is the purpose of this company?"
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"Yes, but what is it we're producing?"
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"Computational forms."
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"And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal."
WandaVision ()
"You're like a walking computer."
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"What? I most certainly am not."
WandaVision ()
"I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter,"
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"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge."
WandaVision ()
"You see, it appears there's something special about today,"
WandaVision ()
"special to Wanda, that's my wife,"
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"and gee, I can't, for the life of me, recall what it is."
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"Mmm... Oh!"
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"MR. HART: Good to see you."
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"-Vision. -Yes?"
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"Wife and I are looking forward to this evening."
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"Mr. Hart. Of course!"
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"Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart."
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"That's what I said. What's wrong with you?"
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"-Have you got a screw loose? -Oh, no, sir. Screws all tightened, sir."
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"Employee dinners are a rite of passage"
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"-for the new hires. -Ah."
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"Jones over there failed miserably."
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"Isn't that right, Jones?"
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"The wife thought five courses would be sufficient."
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"And there was that paltry excuse for entertainment."
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"A string quartet?"
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"And then you had that embarrassing display of beatnik enthusiasm."
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"Yes. Best of luck out there in the unemployment line, Jones."
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"You know, I owe my success to being a keen judge of character."
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"No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision?"
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"I don't have a skeleton, sir."
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"Glad to hear it. Your future in this company depends on it."
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"AGNES: And you don't have a song?"
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"Nothing special you played at your wedding?"
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"No, nothing special."
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"I'll just loan you some records then."
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"So, we've got music covered, decor, wardrobe. Oh!"
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"Oh, I have those."
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"(CHUCKLES) Of course, you do."
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"Just out of curiosity, what does it say?"
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"That you should stumble when you walk into a room so he can catch you."
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"It's romantic."
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"Any other tricks?"
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"You could point out that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men."
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"Now, that's romantic."
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"(BOTH LAUGH)"
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"-(PHONE RINGING) -Oh!"
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"Vision residence."
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"-Wanda, darling. -Vision, sweetheart."
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"Don't worry, dear. I have everything under control."
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"Oh, well, that is a relief."
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""Nervous"? Whatever for?"
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"Well, you know, darling, I still get a little tongue-tied."
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"Vis, after all this time..."
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"Well, it's just one night. There's no need to get dramatic."
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"Look, I think the best course of action is to impress the wife."
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"And I think the best course of action is to impress the husband."
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"VISION: Well, wonderful!"
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"Until tonight, then, my, darling."
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"Until tonight."
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"Try our new and improved ToastMate 2000."
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"It's the go-to for clever housewives."
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"Say, this machine has some shine."
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"You said it."
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