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Clips from WandaVision () - Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (S01E01)

"Set the dial and get the taste back into your toast."
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"Top and bottom heating elements can handle anything"
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"from meatloaf, to cherry pie, to open-faced cheese sandwiches."
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"(TOASTER DINGS)"
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"The all new ToastMate 2000 by Stark Industries."
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"Here we are!"
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"Oh!"
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"How very atmospheric!"
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"What's going on here, Vision? You blow a fuse?"
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"Pardon me while I just go and fetch the lady of the house."
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"Guess who?"
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"Wanda!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Ah..."
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"What is the meaning of this?"
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"(STAMMERING) Well, what is..."
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"Yeah, what is the meaning of..."
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"Oh, the meaning of it!"
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"You want to know the meaning of it and the meaning of it"
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"is that this is the traditional Sokovian greeting of hospitality."
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"-Guess who? -Is that my host behind me?"
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"-Lovely to make your acquaintance. -Yes! (CHUCKLES)"
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"See, I forgot to tell you my wife is from Europe."
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"Oh, how exotic!"
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"We don't break bread with Bolsheviks."
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"Oh, hush, Arthur!"
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"Have you no culture at all? (CHUCKLES)"
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"And that dress!"
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"Yes! It's... It's so... Sokovian, is what it is! Yes!"
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"Can I just see you in the kitchen for a moment, sweetheart?"
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"-Who are those people? -What are you wearing?"
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"-Why are they here? -What are you wearing?"
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"Well, it's our anniversary!"
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"Our anniversary of what?"
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"Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"
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"That... That man through there is my boss, Mr. Hart!"
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"And his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart!"
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"The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation!"
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"You move at the speed of sound and I can make a pen float through the air."
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"Who needs to abbreviate?"
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"Darling, listen, it's all romantic to do the candles, the music,"
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"I don't wanna be unappreciative, but right now..."
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"Your boss and his wife are expecting a home-cooked meal."
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"-Exactly. -(SIGHS)"
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"Any chance they'd settle"
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"for a single chocolate-covered strawberry split three ways?"
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"I might have a better idea."
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"So I said, "If we orient the forms horizontally rather than vertically,"
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""we can use twice the paper, we can bill twice the cost.""
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"You truly are a pioneer!"
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"But the larger purpose of the forms is..."
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"Was to analyze our input and our output."
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"Huh."
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"You're awfully dense, aren't you, Vision?"
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"What kind of housewife would I be"
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"if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place?"
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"Not that Ralph ever wants to eat anything but baked beans"
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"-Oh, my! -Oh! Oh!"
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"Do you think Wanda needs help in the kitchen?"
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"We haven't any tidbits or tartlets out here,"
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"nary a pig in a blanket."
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"No, that... (CHUCKLES)"
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"-No, that's so kind of you, Mrs. Hart. -(CLATTERING)"
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"But I'm sure she's absolutely fine in there!"
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"Oh, thank you, Agnes. I think I've got it covered from here."
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"-Oh, are you sure, dear? -Hmm."
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"Many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip."
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"Oh, shall I just pre-heat the oven then, dear?"
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"-That won't be necessary. -Oh, All right, then."
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"Well, I know you're in a pinch so this menu can be done in a snap."
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"Lobster Thermidor with mini-minced meat turnovers to start."
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"Chicken à la King with twice-cooked new potatoes for your second course,"
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"and Steak Diane and mint jellies for your main."
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"Do you set your own jellies, dear?"
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"-Yes. -Good girl."
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"Recipe cards are on the counter there."
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"Bon appétit!"
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"Oh, oh."
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"You men stay put."
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"You... Please..."
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"Or you won't get no spending cash"
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"You ain't gonna rock and roll no more"
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"Yakety yak! Don't talk back"
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"Well, why don't we have a nice sing-a-long, all together then, shall we?"
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"(GASPS) Oh, no, too much!"
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"Ee-I-Ee-I-O"
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"And on that farm he had a..."
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"had a..."
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"Pig."
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"Ee-I-Ee-I-O"
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"-There -Here an oink, there an oink"
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"Old MacDonald had a farm"
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"Ee-I-Ee-I-O"
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"Yes?"
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"She calls you "Diane?""
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"Yes, it's her pet name for me."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I'm just coming, Fred."
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"Excuse me a moment."
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"How can I be of assistance?"
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"Well, the chicken is no longer a chicken and the lobsters just flew the coop"
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"It says here I can cut down the prep time with a meat tenderizer."
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"Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?"
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"Hoo-hoo in there!"
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"Okay."
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"I hope you're hungry."
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"Starved, is more like it."
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"My head is starting to feel woozy."
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"Were either of you aware"
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"that married men are killing single men at an alarming rate?"
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"-What are you going on about? -(LOUD THUD)"
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"Whoo-hoo! Ho-ho! (GASPS)"
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"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
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"Who could that be?"
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"Coming!"
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"Oh, you didn't answer the back door."
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"Oh! Hi, I..."
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"-A salesman! -Telegram!"
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"Wouldn't you know it. Good news is more expensive."
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